Posted on: September 10, 2009 - 8:21 pm
सिंगापुर सितम्बर १०, २००९ ११:०० रात
कुछ लोगों की ऐसी धारणा थी की हिंदी सिनेमा प्रेमी , फिल्म तो हिंदी भाषा में देखते हैं , लेकिन हिंदी लिखने में कतराते हैं . और जिनकी अंग्रेजी कमज़ोर है उन्हें इस बात से नाराज़गी है की क्योंकि वोह अंग्रेजी में इतनी अच्छी तरह नहीं लिख सकते , उनकी बात पढ़ी या सुनी नहीं जाती .
मेरे परिवार के उन बहेनो और बहियों को मै आश्वासन देना चाहता हूँ की उनकी सोच निराधार है . कई दिनों से बिग अड्डा वालों से ये बात चल रही है की वो मेरे ब्लॉग का अनुवाद कई भाषाओँ में करवा कर उसे ब्लॉग पे छापेंगे . परुन्तु ऐसा हुआ नहीं है . कुछ वजह होगी . मै तो इस इंतज़ार में था की यदि यह काम हो ही रहा है तो उसका इन्तेज़ार करना चाहिए . यही वजह है की अब तक मैंने ज्यादा कुछ हिंदी में नहीं लिखा है .
मेरी इस बात को आप सब हिंदी प्रेमी अन्यथा न लें . मै तो इसी प्रयत्न में हूँ की जितना हो सके अपने सभी पढने वालों को उन्ही की भाषा में लिखूं . मुझे सारी देश की भाषाएँ नहीं आतीं . तो यहाँ मेरे हाथ बंध जाते हैं . लेकिन जहाँ तक हो सके गा , में हिंदी में भी लिखता रहूँगा .
आप सभी सदस्यों को मेरा नमस्कार व आभार
My dearest and most loved extended family,
Some of the members have been writing in anguish, of their handicap in not being able to express themselves in English and thereby being deprived of the opportunity of drawing my attention towards them. They exclaim, and rightly so, that those that come on the blog do so because they saw my films; films that were made in Hindi and yet prominence is given to those that write in English.
Their point is valid and justifiable. The server had begun an exercise whereby the blog would be translated in most of the prominent languages of the country. That process has been taking an awfully long time. But the moment I get back I shall initiate talks with them to find out where and why the delay is. Once that process is in place I am certain there shall be no cause for any complaint.
As can be seen there have been some episodes with the fishes ! A marvellous sea lounge in the island of Sentosa was visited today by us, my friend and I, just to take a break from the cooped up atmosphere of the room and this is a part of some of the seaware that we witnessed. Aquariums have been known to be recommended in homes for their benefit of bringing peace calm and harmony. Or so they say. For some it is not recommended at all. Something to do with the stars and astrology, I believe. It is always a joy to witness the glory of nature – a glory that we seldom get a chance to see. The life under the waters is so intriguing and so beautiful and so varied. Just observe the shapes of some of the fishes. The last rather brownish illustration that looks like I missed the fish and snapped the sea weed, is the most interesting. What you see there is indeed the fish. They move and look like an under water plant or foliage. And what about those transparent, blue, mushroom like figures. Truly amazing. They are actually transparent in appearance. It is the peculiar light that falls on them that makes them look like this.
I was most fascinated though by one of the species called the Pharaoh Cuttlefish. Unfortunately I was unable to take a picture of them. They all look like mini elephants with the rear portions fish like. Their heads and the ‘tusks’ and the ‘teeth’ are all elephant like, but they are indeed fish and possessing rather peculiar and interesting qualities !
The literature on them posted outside their containers informed us, that they had the unique ability to change their colours into various shades depending upon the environment they moved in. Nothing very strange about that, the chameleon on land does that too. But the Cuttlefish has another behavioural oddity. One group or family or bunch or community of the Cuttlefish does not permit a member from another community of Cuttlefish to come any where near them, particularly near their ladies. They are fiercely protective of their women folk and when they sense an attempt being made by the male of another community to mate with one of theirs, they assume fierce and violent colours to warn the intruder that they shall be dealt with somewhat harshly.
Now comes the good part.
Intruder, knowing that opposition shall become forbearing on noticing them, changes its colour, with great cunning, into that of the female specie of the opposition party and pretending to be one of their group, surreptitiously slips into their domain past unsuspecting males, and once in, mates with their ladies !!!
I am ending this little story here without any further comment ! And you know why ? Because I want to put this up as an exercise to the FmXt. Were you to be in my position and had you been describing this wonder tale on Cuttlefish, what would you have written after that last exclamation mark above ??
Run wild run crazy. Keep it civil even though we are all adults, but lets have some imaginative inputs.
OOOHHHH.. !!! BOY…!!! This Amitabh Bachchan is going to be most excitedly waiting for all the comments to pour in tomorrow. For once I have turned the tables. Its no longer you that wait up for my blog. Its going to be me waiting for your comment !!
Good night dearies … as I swim away from the scene of action … Heh.. Heh …Heh !!
Amitabh Bachchan
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Dear Amitji
I am so happy to get yet another yellow band from you!..its thrilling to note that despite you so very tight schedule, you do care for us..Furthermore, your reply to me shows that the plans are still on to meet us…Wow…
Your spontaneity shows the dedication you have to your blog…outside this blog there are many eyeing you in jealousy…
I read in the times of India Article that Amar Singhji is likely to be fully ok by today and will decide whether or not to continue further more for recuperation in Singapore…I really wish him well..recovering from kidney failure is second life. I pray he get better and better and avoids strenuous compaign hereafter. He needs rest and more time for his family. Disha and Dhristi need their Papa to be healthy for their sake.
The talk shows these days are really irking me..stars on the TV are only asked about scandals and their past. It is a pity that even people from your own fraternity get into cheap talks…this is not only disgusting, it also shows that they do it just to get attention of their shows…
Many like me are looking forward to see u on the screen…
Luv & Regards
Shankar
Dearest Amitabhjii
HEllooo…………..
Can I Ask u something…R u good at drawing ,, painting….etc..???
…………………………………………………….Thanks,Take Care
…………………………………………………….Baroda, Gujarat….
Amitji:
My Canadian Friends know and love only two Indian actresses: Aishwarya & Lisa Ray.
And now this young beautiful star Lisa ray has got Cancer. Please ask EF to pray for her. We all need to support her during her trying times.
Here is the news form Canadian Media and also from her blog:
Actress Lisa Ray reveals she has incurable cancer.
Actress Lisa Ray, the green-eyed beauty who starred in the films “Bollywood- Hollywood” and “Water,” has revealed she has incurable cancer.
The Toronto actress announced on her blog this week she has multiple myeloma, a cancer of the blood cells within bone marrow. Ray says she was diagnosed on June 23, and began chemotherapy treatment within days.
But, as her witty, chatty blog reveals, the 37-year-old remains optimistic. She says she expects she has a long life yet with the disease that is diagnosed in about 2,100 Canadians each year, almost all of them over the age of 60.
September 7, 2009 by LISA RAY on Her Blog
http://lisaraniray.wordpress.com/
A few months ago my bone marrow started sending me messages.
The signals: I was always exhausted, pale, drained, and completely depleted of red blood cells. The lack of oxygen made me a serial yawner and spacier than a displaced Czarina. Little did I know, but my hemoglobin had fallen to levels where even a dedicated Blood sucker would turn their thoughts to revival. In between work and travel in India this year, I got a routine blood test and the results sent me to the hospital for a blood transfusion.
But not a reason to stop and, like, change my life?
The attempt to communicate probably started earlier. Time when I was ‘busy’. Building a career and impersonating myself. Travelling a lot and stock-piling impressions and drama and super hyped destinations and a life in ‘art’. So I couldn’t hear my marrow gently carbonating. Trying to get my attention. Instead of tuning in to my body, I tuned out like a landlocked pirate tuning out the sounds of the sea.
And then I stopped travelling and returned to Canada. Got myself tested by Dr Susy Lin, landed in emergency and eventually got full membership into the Cancer Club.
That’s how I found out I have Multiple Myeloma.
Cancer Club, Multiple Myeloma Division, June 2009.
aka The Yellow Diaries
LIVESHOCK: the recurring shock of being alive. More on this later.
Don’t get me wrong. Its true the deepest crises are moments of great opportunity. An event that shocks you into seeing with heart. A place from which to combine survival and celebration. Our boy Lance Armstrong called his Cancer survivor story: a Journey Back to Life.
I believe. But right now I’m a Cancer intern, covert social watcher and I’m doing all this against the backdrop of preparing to premiere two films at the Toronto International Film Festival and wondering if I should have cancelled that meeting with that director while bloated up on my ‘roids’ or I should have just come clean. ‘Yes- I have cancer. The meds shift the shape of my body in ways I can’t predict- but I can still perform torridly well and are looks really still that important in showbiz anyways? I have so much more to say now than ever before…’
Should have said it.
Didn’t.
But I’m writing this blog.
I’m not sure why and that’s probably the best beginning.
Many people become members of the cancer club. Loads of actors and artists struggle with a the capricious nature of our business. There’s lots of ‘coming home’ stories out there.
Maybe I’m just finally listening to my marrow.
I asked around if I should speak openly about getting diagnosed recently with Multiple Myeloma. Some advised me to keep my ‘condition’ a secret as it could negatively affect my career. Buh? I’m plumper, redder, more energetic and wily than ever before- Kiss me like I’ve been kidnapped!
Tara Maclean, surrogate sister and super talented singer, talked about how the role of an artist is to use every experience- especially the painful ones- and transform them by sharing.
Laura Simms my NY based professional Story teller/surrogate jewish mother highlighted the ‘pathology of perfection’ which we suffer from in this age. How celebrity culture and media create unrealistic expectations in ourselves and others and how perhaps sharing my experiences in preparing for the Toronto Film Festival juxtaposed with my ongoing chemotherapy and treatments could inform and loosen these expectations.
Ted Grand reminded me of the power of community and interconnectivity. Ted’s the founder/director of Moksha Yoga and introduced me to the concept of Sangha or a community with a common vision or purpose. Like on the days when your ‘yellow’ wattage is low and the chemo makes you feel like a nauseous mound of subcutaneous fat, well, it’s good to know that there are others feeling shitty in ways which only the Sangha can understand.
Then there is no getting around this message from Martha Katherine Smith Macgee:
My husband has Multiple Myeloma. If we had not had Myeloma Awareness and donations in the past, he would not be here after nine years and nine months. Thank you for what you have done and will do for Cancer Awareness.
http://www.myelomacanada.ca/
Labelling and categorizing have their perils as well as their uses.
Sometimes there’s just stop. Find your corner, your own patch from which to speak. And follow the tug.
The Yellow Diaries. Remission-Transmission. TIFF.
Besides. I like to work from this place right now. It’s easy to find.
Thank you Amitji & EF
Dee Bank
Comment (192) Day (73)….
Singapore Grand Prix …Rocks…
Bernie Ecclestone is working hard to make it successful. He said “when I originally suggested the notion of Grand prix racing under light, people had thought I had gone made but the whole Singapore experience has raised the raised the standards of everybody”. And
Our own Shilpa Shetty “It was fantastic! The rush to adrenalin and palpable energy was awesome.”
Enjoy GP from 18th to 27th Sep. be at Amber Lounge on 26-27 Sep.2009.
Regards,
LOTTUS….
Dearest Amitabhjii
hellooo…
At the heart of each of us, whatever our imperfections, there exists a silent pulse of perfect rhythm., a complex of wave forms and resonances, which is absolutely individual and unique, and yet which connects us to everything in the universe.
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Shraddha purohti
………………………………………………..baroda , gujarat.
Hello sir ji,
I think you are doing great and your health is also over the moon.
Sir I request you to share your and kishore da delightful moment. Please sir ji, I am very big fan of kishore da (Appka to by default hoon) and love all songs that filmed on you. For your information currently I am listening “Manzile Apni Jagah hai” from Sharabi.
Waiting for your response….
Love you & Keep Smiling
-Mahendra Athneria
Dearest pied piper of india,what a pleasent surprise ,too early and that to in hindi,will enjoy the post now,love and regards vikas
Seeing is hindi..its really wonderful….bahut achcha aapne kiya ki hindi mein likha…
With love and regards,
Manoj Kumar Ojha
http://manojkumarojha.blogspot.com/
Hey Mr. B
I think i might be one of the first ones on…just wanted to say hi and love ur work and blog…u’re a great inspiration to all of us, and an amazing mentor..even though we live thorugh this blog, I’m sure others can agree, that I feel closer to you than would otherwise..thank you for Blogging…
D, Toronto
hello Mr Bachchan,
Thanks for the congratulations you sent for Neha.
Just one word from you means a lot.
madhu.
hi bachchan uncle;
tomorrow is my sister’s b’day ..her name is shweta srivastava ..
can u please wish her !! i will show this wish to her and it will
be best present to her!
to shweta srivastav … happy birthday and love …
Dearest Amitabhjiii
Nice picccc………
thanks
shraddha purohit
Hello Amitji,
Nice to see blog in hindi.
Thanks
Prashant
Comment (192) Day (73)….
Singapore Grand Prix …Rocks…
Bernie Ecclestone is working hard to make it successful. He said “when I originally suggested the notion of Grand prix racing under light, people had thought I had gone made but the whole Singapore experience has raised the raised the standards of everybody”. And
Our own Shilpa Shetty “It was fantastic! The rush to adrenalin and palpable energy was awesome.”
Enjoy GP from 18th to 27th Sep. be at Amber Lounge on 26-27 Sep.2009.
Regards,
LOTTUS….
hello uncle i m not happy what i have to do tk cr by
hello uncle i m not happy what i have to do tk cr by
Sir!
I would like to draw you attention to your diligent effort to reply to reply comments. It looks like you ended up replying people some cases four times for the same comment
I myself got two replies for same comment. I am not sure what visual interface you have when reply to comments – but I am sure that it is not showing you that you already replied to a particular comment.
Therefore I suggest you to take a look at day 483 comments and your replies using browser. You will see want I mean. It will surely take you a solid Decade to finish up the task!
Not that I am complaining about me getting two yellow strips – more the merrier, I surely hope multiple yellow strips are by accident and not by intention!
God Bless!
Sirji….sorry for reproducing this comment from Day-506…in my comment # 223 you have avoided answering my query…:) Tell us frankly ..do you really going to take up some project related to paranormal concept???
Please answer this quiz…you are the VC of our AB SChool of Quiz.
Regards,
Manoj Kumar Ojha
http://manojkumarojha.blogspot.com/
Helo Amit ji
I feel only BIG B deserves to be BIG BOSS
wow!!!
Dear All,
Today is the best blog for a BONG like me, FISH all the way. Wow thanks .
Mousumi
Good to see you taking a break and visiting Sentosa. Thats a great place to unwind and any one who visits that will be thrilled and amazed at the way Singapore government is able to turn a small island into one of the greatest tourist attraction. As far as the aquaraium is concerned, it equally enjoyable experience to see that. I do recollect what went through my mind when i made a few visits there
Thanks
Friends, again a quiz for you .
Whats the first movie where Big B lent his voice ?
DEAREST DEAREST LION KING,
How are you?
How is your friend Mr.A Sji?
Luv & Regards,
Sonal & Simran
Dearest Amitjii
sentosa…………nice na……changi village is also beautiful ……….
thanks
take care…
shraddha purohit
I am first to comment!!!!!!!!!!!
I hv no idea how you managed to observe all this that you hv narrated about the cuttlefish. And after dropping this on us, you decide to take off and let us get back to you with our opinions!
You are chicken, you know……its a great story of the cuttlefish. I hv to say that I did not know about it, so its news to me.
any way, I shall wait to see yr comments tomorrow……
Love,
Hello Amitji,
Kem cho…
How are you ! Nice picture. Hope you will write someday in Gujarati… Hee heee.
Love and regards.
Sanjiv Dwivedi
Toronto
Dear Mr. Bachchan,
I like today blog ! Unfortunatly , I’m at work and can write
all the comments. I will do from home tonight ! Wait !
I can imagine your smile, after you posted blog !
Have nice dreams ! Till tonoght,
Love,
e.t.
Just a quick “Hi” - to see where I land in the pecking order!! You must get really bored with that one Mr B !!!
Hitesh Leicester
DEar Amitji,
wow lovely photos,,and glad to see the post in hidi,,today many of EF will be happy and yes,,u write in any language its always great,,,and the photos of fish arey very beauiful,,,seems u ahd great day with them haha.. and the last line is amazing “good night dearies..as I swim away from the scene of action…heh heh..heh” good lines
love u always
love adi..
dearest amitji,
aaj ye saabit ho gaya ki maim sabse baraa fan hu journalisto me,mai zeenews ka reporting karta hu, aap ka kuch stories telecast kiya hai,jo ki kewar mera hi tha,dhire dhire aap ko mai bataaunga.aap ke naam ka BIGB ELECTRONICS,BIGB PCO chata hu.to aap ka sab se baraa fan ka hakdaar mai hu ya nahi.
Mantu kumar
Rangpo,Sikkim
Pin-737132
email mk.news01@gmail.com
mobile 09434203723
Hello Sir,
Happy to see you writing in our mother language.
Yet to read………
More later
Sakshi Singhal
Corrected version -
Sir!
I would like to draw your attention to your diligent effort to reply Day 483 comments. It looks like you ended up replying people in some cases four times for the same comment
I myself got two replies for same comment. I am not sure what visual interface you have when reply to comments – but I am sure that it is not showing you that you already replied to a particular comment.
Therefore I suggest you to take a look at day 483 comments and your replies using browser. You will see want I mean. It will surely take you a solid Decade to finish up the task!
Not that I am complaining about me getting two yellow strips – more the merrier, I surely hope multiple yellow strips are by accident and not by intention!
God Bless!
After A long wait, post is presented by Blog Ji , and Now AB waits for our comments!
I have already mistakes on my comment, but I will do good tonight !
e.t.
HELLO AMITJI, JAI SHREE KRISHNA.
HOPE UR DAY TODAY WAS PLEASANT. I WILL READ UR TODAYS POST NOW AND COME BACK TO U.
LUV
DIPZ
cant believe I made it to the top, please leave me a line and make my day. I hv a long wait in day 483. you are currently at #340 and I’m somewhere in the 800’s.
Love always
Respected Sir,
I would just say ” Hum kisi se kam nahin”… and a big laughter. Once u destined for something u can achieve it even the animals know it.
With Love & Regards
Mohit
Dear Mr. Bachchan,
I read your blog EVERY DAY. I love it because I get to see the human and normal side of you. When I was young….er…I though I will wait to meet you until you are 80 years old!!! Guess what…you more popular than ever….so I don’t know what to do now??? Any suggestion???
One of you EF…
Dear Amitji
I know it is silly to draw your attention to something that is too unknown to be looked over by you. But It is my genuine request plaz visit my blog.
I will be waiting at the door of it.
My Address
http://www.graycelluniverse.blogspot.com
PS
Plz Drop In A Comment.
Yours
Parmesh Rudra Joshi
Hello Bachchanji,
It is GREAT to see you in the jungle of web. I’m a great fan of yours. It wouldn’t be wrong to say that I’ve watched and every movie of yours.
This is my FIRST time comment on your blog, sir. Actually I need your help for my volunteer work.
Actually, I will be a Unite for Sight volunteer in Orissa, India during Dec. 21st - Dec. 28th. For this program I need to raise at least $ 1500 by Nov. 21st to help those in need. So I thought if you can donate to help.
Unite For Sight (www.uniteforsight.org) is a nonprofit organization that is the world’s leader in socially responsible, effective volunteering and also a leader in providing high quality,cost-effective care to the world’s poorest people. I am asking you to help me make a significant impact by giving a donation in support of my fundraising efforts for the organization. Unite For Sight works very hard to provide high quality eye care by applying best practices in eye care, public health, volunteerism, and social entrepreneurship.
Todate, Unite For Sight has provided eye care services to 800,000patients, including more than 25,000 sight-restoring surgeries. Iwould be grateful for your support of Unite For Sight to provide eyecare to many more patients living in extreme poverty.
My goal is to raise $ 1500 for Unite for Sight. $50is the average cost of sight-restoring cataract surgery at Unite For Sight’s partner eye clinics in Africa, Asia, and Latin America. $250provides sight restoring surgery for 5 patients living in extremepoverty. You may donate through my online fundraising page at https://maestropay.com/uniteforsight/volunteers/ref/neilpatel .
Thank you so much for your time and consideration. I look forward to whatever support you can provide.
Neel Patel
P.S: - I hope I am First today.
hello hello helloooo mey aa gaiii …welcome back sir jiiiiiiii
DEAREST LION KING,
I just wanted to thank you for making us E F feel Close to you.
THANKS A TON
Love And Respect As Always,
Sonal & Simran
Respected Amitji,
This is Sunita from California.
Thank you for responding to me yesterday… I am 26 years old and starting to see various colors of life and freaking out on how to face the problems… Your gracious advise of “face the problem square on ..” will now be my motto.
I love the way your family holds up to life… Aishwarya is my role model…
Please give my love to Aishwarya… and please give me your blessings…
The pictures of the fishes you posted in the blog are very nice… Good night Amit ji.
Thanks,
$unita
“face the problem square on ..”
i think i m the 1st one …..may be
Dearest Amitji,
Am the first one this time to comment on today’s blog.. Awesome.. How are you doing Amitji and ur family doing? I havent read ur blog, but just want to hi and then will revert back to you. Take care of your health Amijti…. Regards to ur family members….. One Yellow tag please…
With Luv,
Srinivas Kappagantula
Dear Amitji
I visited the same place with my family and am glad u took some time out today with AS too…
Wat can we say abt the cuttlefish!…u have put us in a dilema..and u also want us to be civil..
I saw three cuttlefish wrapping themselves around each other. I’ve never seen this behaviour from cuttlefish before, and the electric blue colour of their frills in the glare of my strobe was absolutely beautiful. (I have seen cuttlefish face stretching, but that’s a different story). The cuttlefish were aware we were there, but unabashed by our presence - they barely backed away from us, so intent were they on mating. It was a truly great end to a dive and definitely makes me want to do more dusk dives.
nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Thanks sir
nice pics sir ji… I can not comment on this topic because i am nescience about fishes. But for sure i can say that they look beautifull and it is awesome to see that kind of variety fishes. thanks for sharing such a nice pics sir ji.
Good night and take care.
Love you & Keep Smiling:)
-Mahendra Athneria
sukriya amit ji, bhasa mahatvapoorna hai our agar vyakti koi aisa ho jise sinne ke liye log 1 ghante pehle se hi computer chala ke baith jate hoon unke sunne walo ke liye apne aap main garv hai ki baatcheet unki apni bhasa main ho rahi hai ya fir main ye boolonga us bhasa main jisme wo sapne dekhte hai our main bol sakta hoon aise log kafi hain to bigadda waloon ko our aapko haardik sukriya ke aap ab logon tak inki bhasa main pahunch rahe hain.
Finally ths the first time i have been here but juz loved ur blog discussions n comments but would request all that its a blog which is read by millions so they should keep that in mind.
our finally rote hue aate hain sab hansta hua jo jaiga vo mukaddar ka sikandar kehleyega i wish mr Amarsingh shd get well very soon n becum sikandar,
Gn Ayush
hello Amit Ji
Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…Sirji whow what a narration….and believe me all the male species of human being must have gone through a momentarily thought ‘if the same set of system would have been there in human being’…..Kaash…..!!!
With love and warm regards,
MANOJ KUMAR OJHA
http://manojkumarojha.blogspot.com/
Vowww
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Splendid
….
Words can’t describe it
Oh how the aquatic world mirrors human society !!!!!!
Hitesh Leicester
errr i m here with u always .dont worry be happy dear …..
i m always here ……..:D
love u
Amitji:
I like the aquarium story. I love watching National Geographic. You may already know about this but for the benefit of EF I am going to mention this. BBC had made a very nice Nature series called Planet Earth. It took them four years and many hours of labour and off course millions of dollars/pounds in making. I love watching it. My friends and relatives from India come here and watch part of it and buy it for their family and friends and off course for their school going kids.
Please say hi to Jayaji.
Love
Dee Bank
Dear Mr. Bachchan ji,
now it is done! Madhushala translated into German (Haus des Weins) is printed. Tomorrow I will get the books by publisher (Draupadi Verlag, Heidelberg) and will be proud to send you the very first exemplar to the adress, given by Mrs. Rosy Singh.
And wow! Great pictures, love it!
Sincerely yours
Claudia
Comment (193) Day (73)….
Wonderful pictures….
Aquarium is not only recommended by Astrologers but it has got importance in Fang Sui too.
Heard first time about Pharaoh Cuttlefish will try to find out some more information but I guess their originally these fishes belong to Germany…ha ha just kidding..
Regards,
LOTTUS….
oh yipeee
i am first. Gosh have to type fast cant think, havent read your post properly either.Your visit to sentosa reminds me of how artificial that is, I live in the Seychelles and get to see so much of the sealife free and at large here, I have woken up in a beach chalet and stepped out and have nearly tripped over some tiny moving rocks which turned out to be litle turtles that hae just hatched out of thier eggs and are lookign for the rays of sunlight to guide them to the sea.
Oh Your cuttle fish story for sure proves that we ‘humans” do for sure belong to the animal kingdom, cause isnt this how infiltration of any kind takes place.
Respected Amitji,
Mujhe bara dukh hota hai jab koi bharatiya apni rastriya bhasa hindi bolne se katrata hai,na jante hue bhi english bolta hai.unko sharm aati hai hindi bolne me,agar jis din log ati lokpriya bhasa hindi ko bolne me apne aap ko garv mehsush karenge wo din bharat ka sabse baraa dino me gina jayga.
Mantu kumar
Rangpo,Sikkim
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Reminds some story of mythology - in Ramayan - Indra-Akalya and the Sage (Gowtham ? Forgive my memory if I am wrong)
and Indra and Akalya cursed by the Sage
hi Mr B
i’m going be safe, it’s ramazan, no naughty thoughts for me!
RES -SIR I am addict to your blog.Cant sleep without reading your blog thanks.G.Night
Respected Amitabhji
And after mating comes back to it’s own community and mates there as well. Has the best of both worlds. Have a good swim into the world of dreams and fantasy.
Good night
Take care
love
Sheetal
OMG, despite my neck breaking speed i landed up being the 60th WHOA
My comment after the exclamation point would be - LAGE RAHO MUNNABHAI!!!
Where there is a will, there is a way.
DAMN, if we could be a cuttlefish atleast for day.
For AB,
My dear Sir, Fish don’t mate!
Regards,
Sudhir
what proof do we have that the outside male slips in with “unsuspecting” females?!
Its probably the wise females that “let” this happen to maintain the diversity in the genepool, hence preparing the brood for better survival against environmental odds! typicalish male statement of assuming the female to be unsuspecting!
where as its believed (mostly by the hetero gametic population read males) that females are anything but
in lighter vein
shruti
Dear Sir,
You have continued to inspire generations with your towering personality, acting skills and awe inspiring humility amidst all your achievements. I am proud to be a left hander and you add to my pride, as I share the same brethren with someone like you. Though the circumstances are unfortunate but you must be enjoying this well deserved break from your hectic schedule.
Yours in awe
Dr. Prashant Kumar Singh Chauhan
dearest dearest lion king,
how are u? & how is mr. A S ji ?
Luv & Regards
Sonal & Simran
I just have to say good for the lone soldier making his way into enemy territory..I wish i could do that..haha…I don’t understand why guys think they have to be so overly protective/possessive about their women…i’ve been at clubs and just chatting up with a beautiful lady, when her boyfriend rush to her “rescue” and pulls her away..can’t men and women not just have normal conversation? does it always about to be about one pursuing the other? There’s this primal instinct in us that forces us to be overly protective and posessive…can a man just walk up to a lady and have a pleasant conversation? I guess that’s the true question? what’ the intention? But really It’s up to your partner to decide….so the true question lies with your partner, not the stranger…
D, Toronto
ok, I looked up cuttlefish on the net and it says they’re master of disguise! Its got green blood and 3 hearts and able to change colors in a flash! Sounds like an alien of some sort. But the habits, now thats another thing. I will refrain from commenting on its preying habits. I would love to see yr take on it though
hahaha………….
Hi Amitji,
Alls fair in the game of love…..!!
Dear Mr Bachchan
Oh I am sooooooo glad you have been communing with the cuttlefish (and other dishy fishys) today. I truly believe that the wonders of nature are immensely restorative to the human spirit… I always endeavour most earnestly to visit places of wild and natural glory on my travels… even to the extent of voyaging to places nobody else wants to visit in search of animals that nobody else has heard of!
But to return to your piscatorial challenge … dearest Mr Bachchan all I can say about the mating strategies of the Cuttlefish is… you should thank all the gods that you were not born into that aquatic species…
Despite your humungous acting prowess you would have had EXTREME difficulty disguising your gorgeous self as the female of the species… your masculinity would have shone through loud and proud and prodigious and outrageous … while all the effeminate fishies were cleaning up with the ladies!
(One of your chief so-called rivals springs to mind… I shall say no more….!)
So give thanks, girls, that Mr Bachchan is not a Cuttlefish… though I dare say that had he managed to fool the dumb bull males and sneaked past their radar we would MOST certainly have welcomed him into our harem.. but possibly wreaked even more havoc on him than the cuttlefish chaps could have managed…
With all my love and happiest imagination, Daisy
I am delayed due to supervisor problems.
The show I am airing now has just had the dialogue that ‘Something is fishy’ so I will say that something is fishy with nature in this case!
I loved the photos. I am lucky to have gone scuba diving in the Red Sea and saw amazing fish. Snorkeling in Bali I loved the blue starfish. I better go because the supervisor may come back any time.
Love,
Rochelle
Hi Amitji,
BIG HELLO AND GOOD EVENING FROM LONDON SIR.
I am not sure if anyone has continued the cuttlefish ending. I know nothing about them.
Here goes anyway:
Once they have mated with the ladies, they must change colours and get spotted by the males and get chased off or even killed!
It would be good to know the answer.
Regards
NB
But the question by AB is What comments he would have added after excalamation marks ! My guess is…
Something Fishy….!
Regards
CSR
Dear FmXt…(Aishwarya,Dr.Anshu,Archana,Sudhir,Sanjith,Mausomi..etc.)
You wanted him to playt quiz.
He has given you homework.
LOTTUS.
salaaaaaaaaaaam amitji!
how r u dear?
thanks for pics!my brother loves fishes so i called him to come and watch pics and he said they r so beautiful!
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove!
Sahar(ur little iranian fan!!!)
Dear Sir,
I had posted the following in Yesterday’s post also, but u probably missed it. Kindly reply today Sir.
Have had the honour of getting your ashirvad & a couple of yellow lines to my comments. Today is more of a request. An earnest request. Sir, I’m a student of International Management Institute, Delhi pursuing my MBA here. It features in the top 15 bschools of India. I’m a part of the Social Club in my college.
We plan to organize a day long summit sometime in October where we would call NGO’s, eminent people from industry known for CSR, etc, to talk on issues like education for underprivileged, special chldren, women rights, save the girl child etc. With the objective to motivate future managers to help the society as well.
Sir, my request is if you could grace the occassion for sometime, as per your schedule. The dates aren’t fixed and it can be managed as per your schedule in India. I have read your blog from the start and on many occassions I have read about your generosity - helping those who need treatment, operations, or buildng schools, buildings for girls. In one blog, you talked about how Jaya aunty had asked you to meet a Special child in a hospital in Mumbai who wished to meet you before dying, and you met him.
If you could speak for even 10 minutes on the NEED TO HELP THE UNDERPRIVILEGED, it would go a far way in motivating about 400 students on our Campus who would in turn help 1000’s in need, tomorrow. Please accept my request. I know this is not the correct way of inviting someone. I would soon write a letter and post it to your Mumbai address.
Had i been among your close friends, family members probbaly you would have agreed depending on your schedule. I’m not either of them, But i guess i’m a member of your EF. Please oblige me.
Yours Sincerely,
Manish Bengani
Ahem! What a fishy post!!!!
And after the exclamation mark we proceed thus…..
The camouflage technique works well on Amitabh Bachchan’s blog as well. When you are a new entrant, the regulars either ignore you or are wary of you. And God forbid, if AB sends you a yellow line, or worse, a yellow paragraph….. watch them turn various hues.. green with envy, red with rage and yellow like the journalists AB loves talking about!
You don’t want them to get upset, do you? So dearie, what do you do… become one of them! One day send a nice note to Rochelle, the next an intellectual one to Satyam, the third, ask Daisy about her cats, on the fourth answer Abhaya’s quiz correctly and the next ask dear ol’ Rinku Di (the newly christened one) how she feels when so much love is suddenly showered on her. Simple!
Now you are one of the FmXt … one of the EF! You have managed to enter the hallowed portals of Big B’s Bigadda! DONE!
(Sorry folks! My attempt at humour is limp…. no malice intended… just trying to rise up to Amitji’s expectations and failing miserably!)
‘Cuttly’ Love to all of you!
Anshu
Dearest Lion King!
A beautiful piece of writing and our Lion King is back as we knew him! The manner in which you have gone about narrating ur day out 2day is as close as being there with you, even closer-seeing it through ur eyes - how much more fortunate can we be? Have the Lion King on the other side of this mail and that we are part of everything he does, in his thoughts al the tym!! We are indeed blessed and fortunate.
I am not one that thinks on their feet, so for the rest of the write-up I shall comment later.
Have a wonderful nyts sleep and an even better day tomorrow.
One of your cubs in the jungle!!
Dear Amitji,
Its really nice and appreciable to see your article in hindi language. I would like to share with you that there are Indians whose mother tongue is not being Hindi, they are scared to express in Hindi. Also there are some people who know Hindi very well, however they are ashamed of speaking in Hindi which is their mother tongue thinking that it might not be so prestigious to speak in monther tongue, rather to speak in English. So once again hats off to you to encourage all Indians to speak and write in national language.
chalo,
aaja sachhi kehedooo…kyo naahee….
i have enjoyed each film each song,each dialogue……..
both old as well as the most latest:-)
no words to express the kind of happiness and joy i had when i was wacthing these movies,only world always use to pull me out of any kind of mind state
was movie,and buying road side maze and eat it in rain…run to catch the bus…cotton dresses….while meeting each of personality….
and during festival season,wearing nice beautiful cloths,silk with arnaments….
wow……flowers…..sit front of my grand moms home early in the morning
with neighbours and play asta chamma,,,,,and what they call temarind seeds(i am remembering few jokes when trying to express few telugu words in english…
some one says try to speak in pure telugu…..or any language pure with out using english….:-)there ends the matter…..:-)but ofcourse is not impossible….and my grand father was always so concious to maitain language standards:-)i feel it is true…..then only one could enjoy the nector and sweetness of that language….
when i see my younger son,he is so smooth and calm,at times he is so tough….:-)so many expressions?so much to learn?
wow
okay then Good Night!!!
Hi Amitji,
Wonderful pictures by the way. I cannot swim much so I will never get to admire the deep colourful beauties of our oceans.
I have asked a couple of times before, can you confirm the following:
- What is the longest time you have taken to record a shot?
- Have you ever made up the lines and had them passed for the film without objection?
- What is the funniest prank you have played on set with other actors/ directors?
Keep the blogs rolling.
Love
NB
#65 LOTTUS..,..BHOPAL
Now we have to work for a change? Cant disappoint him? What do u say?
#1 Shankar Abu Dhabi
Helo brother! Congrats - 15th time!!!
Pharaoh Cuttlefish
We have it here in Bay Area
http://www.montereybayaquarium.org/animals/AnimalDetails.aspx?id=781901
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pharaoh_Cuttlefish
Respected Amit ji,
Here is my trial to complete your essay…
“Intruder, knowing that opposition shall become forbearing on noticing them, changes its colour, with great cunning, into that of the female specie of the opposition party and pretending to be one of their group, surreptitiously slips into their domain past unsuspecting males, and once in, mates with their ladies !!!”
The mating takes place head-to-head by locking their tentacles and … … … The female fertilizes an average of 1500 eggs. The male cuttlefish aggressively guards the female until she spawns. The female cuttlefish deposits her eggs in clusters hanging from rock surfaces and the male cuttlefish will block the entrance of the female’s den until she lays the eggs. It takes about 14 days for the eggs to develop.
Thank you,
$unita
My motto - “face the problem square on .. - Mr.AB”
Hello amith ji,
The pics were gr8.The brown one is a FISH !!! Nice blog .Its a nice exercise to FMXT.
As per me .I would write “Men are men in spite of any species”.ha ha ….no offense
very nice of u to post these pics interesting info.
Take care
Loads and loads of luv and affection,
Kappu-girl,
India.
परम आदरणीय गुरुजी,
सादर चरणस्पर्श ।
गुरुजी ! आज तो ऐसा लगा जैसे आप हम लोगोँ के पास आ गये हैँ ।
हम लोगोँ को अपनेपन का एहसास दिला गये हैँ ।
विश्वास नहीँ होता है अपने ऊपर की “अमिताभ बच्चन” हम लोगोँ से प्यार करते हैँ । वे हम लोगोँ के लिये कुछ भी कर सकते हैँ ।
गुरुदेव(अमिताभ बच्चन) ! आप दीर्घायु होँ तथा हमेँशा स्वस्थ रहेँ ।
गुरुदेव ! मेरे दिल से बस यही आवाज आ रही है-
अमिताभ बच्चन की जय हो…
तथा
मानवता के शत्रुओँ की पराजय हो ।
सादर चरणस्पर्श गुरुदेव,
शुभ रात्रि ।
Uncle thank you so much providing the most relevant platform:-)
u r so different right?
when ever i hear my husband narasingadeva’s voice all of a suden feel so much joy,,,,soul just doesn’t wish to stay with this body any more……:-)
to get in to this body need to discard high energy where there is no distiction state……:-)all light…just light……all dance …with joy….happiness…..in this vast space…..:-)so nice to be with him……:-)
like a child playing in color water filled with light every where…..no shade at alll…..no distinction…..hari hari……:-)
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and the males think its some Lesbian act going on..!!!!hahaha
Dear Amitji,
Lovly pics! I have an aquarium in my house and i love them all. The underwater world has always fascinated me. It was good to read about the fishes i have never seen.
About the cuttlefish..i would say they are very intelligent who manage to trespass..hehe..dont we humans identify with the infiltration?
Good to read your post dear. Take care.
Luv.
Sujata.
Our Lion King!
When I grow up, I want to be a male Cuttlefish!!!
Best wishes to you and may my wishes be granted!!!
Sanjith Hannuman
Homework done LOTTUS!
Pratik… answer to your question.
AB first lent his voice to Mrinal Sen’s Bhuvan Shome. He is credited in the movie as Amitabh… they felt his name was too long! And now they tell me my name is too short. Naam mein wazan hona chahiye…. Amitabh Bachchan jaise!
Anshu
My answer - These male species will do anything to be able to mate - be it humans, animals or fishes :-)!
The most unusual mating antics of cuttlefish is “sneaky mating” and this in turn can be exciting viewing for tourists especially those who are interested in diving and snorkelling.I cant be more civil than this..
My dearest Mr. Bachchan,
Ooh you cheeky thing you! Hahaha!! Too cute! No I would most certainly would NOT have gone past the exclamation mark… Mr Bachchan the very idea!! : ) A very sly way to absolve yourself of wicked thoughts and put others in the line of fire! Well this one member of the fmXt.. Jasmine of London .. will not be playing into it! Not that you care, but I am the epitome of decorum and will remain so!! Aherrm.. ; )
Thank you for the exquisite pictures, a treat for the visual senses and I am delighted you visited the Aquarium I cannot imagine anyone would not experience the therapeutic benefits of aquatic life after being cooped up indoors as you rightly say – Cuttlefish and their solemn duties notwithstanding!!
You didn’t post earlier just so that you could read the comments, did you?!
Goodnight Mr. Bachchan.
With much love and giggles..
Jasmine
xx
HELLO AMITJI,
I AM BACK, AFTER READING UR TODAYS POST. THE OUESTION ASKED!!! AND MY ANSWER IS “NO ENTRY’.i m very protective regarding this issue. either “IS PAAR OR USS PAAR”.
there is a saying in gujrathi “DAHI DUDH MA PAG NAHI RAKWAANU”.
‘DEE CHADHEEES’:::::::::)
Dear Lion King and my friends of EF
Now that all in this family know my weakness, let me share. I went to Trieste a small place in Italy and went crazy on seeing so many colorful fishes being bought from the port and sent to the natural aquarium out there. I spend 2 days by visiting the place, until my partner informed me that there are other places which we may also try to see !! Next national destination is Goa, I just eat, sleep, think and dream fish there. Amazing truly.
Our mother nature is the best designer and fishes are the best dressed one on earth.
Love Mousumi, who is going to again dream fish tonight.
Hello Amitji,
I have been a regular replier of your blogs but have never ever received the most awaited reply from you.
I have seen the cattlefish too and have studied them.
Giving you a little more info about Cattlefish:
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The males signal to the females their willingness to mate by raising two arms. If the other cuttlefish also raises two arms, it is a male and must be dealt with accordingly. Both males then begin to duel with bright colour plays, until one of both competitors leaves the field. The bright zebra colour, in which a cuttlefish is often displayed, signals willingness to mate to a female cuttlefish. What is very fascinating: While this signals willingness to mate to a female, it also signals willingness to fight to another male cuttlefish!
In some Sepia species, during the period of mating, there are also fights between males, during which they try to push the adversary away or to turn him on the back to show their strength. Sometimes the adversary is also strongly bitten, but usually the cuttlefish in the inferior position will wisely withdraw ejecting ink.
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It would be cool if there was a video out there that would show us the above story in action!! I will let you know if I find one.
All I could find is a video of the cuttlefish mating:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XghGFEb8KrE
Thanks,
Vishal.
For AB and Renate,
Sir, I am repeating this message as perhaps it came in too late on the page and I want Renate to read it. Thank you.
Dear Renate,
If you are reading this, do reply…
Professionals are conditioned to mathematical thinking. Which means we tend to translate thoughts and ideas into balanced equations. It works in the world of determinate sciences. It gets complex with indeterminates where we deal with derivatives.
Life sometimes goes into a free fall. Some recover, some don’t. Those who do recover scale newer heights because they are not afraid of it anymore. Those who don’t sink into an abyss of bromides and punchlines…
Guess what I think I have got addicted to these free falls… every some time I let go… and then swing back like a bungee!!!
Cheers,
Sudhir
Salaam Amitji
I would say after the exclamation mark “Cuddling with a Cuttlefish!!!”
Good Nite
lol -what a cunning little cuttle fish…. if thats the way to get with the ladies, so be it.. go boy cuttlefish..
I like it when you write in Hindi, but I hate the spelling mistakes. Can digest them in English, but I remember your Father when you write in Hindi and wonder if he would give you a rap on your knuckles! Naah… just kidding!
Maybe the Google Transliteration is the problem, not all letters and dots come easily in the right places. But I did like the Hindi font that you used…. which one is that?
Anshu
Dearest Amitji,
Thanks So Very Much For Your Considerations For Those Of The EF Who Do Not Understand The Hindu Language, Though We Are Your Ardent Fan Who Have Watched Virtually All Your Films Some Not Subtitled, We Still Find It Endearing And Having The Urge To Keep Watching More Cos Your Film Have Traverse The Entire Continent Which Further Lend Credence To It Universal Acceptability. Your Indeed Are And Remain The Everlasting Light. GOD Abundance To You and Your Household Always.
A real white elephant
Pharaoh Cuttle fish, Dallas World Aquarium
http://www.flickr.com/photos/9492989@N07/721603458
Amitji:
Cuttlefish story is ………. next sentence should be….JALSA……HA! HA!HA!
I pity those female fish.. What would happen to them.. Good they are in Singapore not in Afghanistan or like…
Dee Bank
Is there something Fishy in the water?
Hi
Can’t stop laughing (rather smiling) due to your invisible intentions in asking us to provide you something to smile and laugh at….well you deserve that after 500 days of uninterrupted write ups..this would be a small contribution from our side.
Now coming to the comment part itself…I would have definitely said ” Thank God this facility is not available in Humans, otherwise there would not have been any Stars or Super Stars “”….lol….
take care and lots of love
Naresh Kapoor
Amazing photography! Stunning visuals and v descriptive. Looking forward to hearing about the out of body experience.
http://www.winningkarma.wordpress.com
Hi….
Well I dont understand how to write but still I am trying this …. I am from Allahabad… My fathers name is Prakash Chandra… I have heard about you a lot from him … Do you remember or Know any one called CHAMAN, Suraj Prasad Srivastav, Suvidya Kumari Sinha, Sumitra Kumari Sinha from Allahabad & Lucknow… I will write more later once I get reply…
No wonder these tastes so well!!! Sorry folks..dont hit me hard
Hi….
Well I dont understand how to write but still I am trying this …. I am from Allahabad… My fathers name is Prakash Chandra… I have heard about you a lot from him … Do you remember or Know any one called CHAMAN, Suraj Prasad Srivastav, Suvidya Kumari Sinha, Sumitra Kumari Sinha from Allahabad & Lucknow… I will write more later once I get reply…praphulls@gmail.com
Good Evening Amitji.
One more guess:
Does the male die after doing his bit and leave the female to do the rest and suffer the consequences from her clan? Basically the rival male gets into enemy territory, firing his gun, runs out of steam after some passion and has a heart attack and dies as the excitement of his achievement gets to him.
Excuse the vulgarity, I hope it causes no offence, you did ask for us to use our imaginations.
NB
Dearest Buddy,
Wish and pray you are in the best of your health.
After mating, they join their group and become their FMXT and grow their family more.
Good you took a break and went out. It gives a great change of atmosphere.
The fishes are lovely but not lovelier then you. We can see them only few seconds but our eyes get stuck when we start looking at you and get dumb stuck to get hooked on and on to you.
I have an aquarium at home since 20 years, my favorite are Golden and Angel fish.
I keep fighter fish also some time since it changes its beautiful colors.
Sir, unfortunately, we human beings don’t have an option of changing colors neither does exist such human community, else human beings would have become wanderers moving from one community to another, changing one color to another and doing nothing except mating.
Fishes are so beautiful and yet some of the most dangerous and poisonous in the world like Box jellyfish, Stone fish & Puffer fish. One String ray fish had caused death to Steve Irwin, one of the most animal lovers.
Warm regards,
Kabeer
Love as always….
very difficult to translate your thoughts better……..
gud9t n swt drms….
Ranjit
Sir
Sorry I was not able to reply you for your yesterday’s blog.
But for now,
Its really amazing for me that you know that you are so friendly and like a common person that After reading this blog you ONCE AGAIN BECOME MY IDOL.
I really want to become like you that after becoming Such big you are so down to earth.
THANKS AND REGARDS
SHUBHRA
dear ab & ef,
Love as always….
very difficult to translate your thoughts better……..
gud9t n swt drms….
Ranjit
hello sir
You know in my last visit to Singapore i went to island of Sentosa and today after reading your blog I am thrilled with the fact that I have been to this place.
Being AB that you are… ur actually missing the thrill your fans feel about the blog.. lolz
Regards
Ankita
Lovely pictures of the aquarium..! If only us humans could quietly go about our business like the fishes! When are you returning to amchi mumbai…??
Dear Bachchan ji
….just joking …
Saadar Pranaam & Charan sparsh
Seems most of the EF … has already written stuff and just waiting to paste as soon as ur blog is posted….. a bit saddening honestly ..
First 60 comments and just one or 2 odd people have replied to your question abt the cuttle fish …
Anyhow … i would say that humans were the most cunning animal … but in some areas we do have competition .. like in this case of Cuttle fish ..ha !!
May be some human had bitten the ancestors of the cute species of cuttle fish and they got infected and a mutated gene over the years ….ultimetely leading to this cunning attitude…:) what says u ?
Best Regards and have a safe and early return back home…
P.S. - if u get the opportunity … do try the thai coconut ( not the malaysian one ) . The thai coconut is called BOTAK COCONUT … ( is like BALD from outside … and Botak means BALD ). The thai coconut is very very nice.. do try it before u leave singapore. Abb aapney mauka toh diya nahi milney kaa… nahi toh hum hee apkey liye SATTE PEY SATTA wale style mein Tarbooz ki jagah coconut ley aatey
Take care and always wishing you all the best
Amit B
Singapore
Wish i were a male cuttle fish trying to mate with the most sexy and charming females of the other species .Amitabhji sex does not age.With aging sex becomes more exciting and colourful.
God Bless You for this invigorating post. Keep it up young man !!!!!
DEVKISHIN VYAS
Dear Amitji
After that last exclamation mark I would have written
“Some fish have all the luck”
If it was an Aussie Cuttlefish it would have said “Hello Mate”
I have read somewhere that Cuttlefish mate head to head. So kind of “Ankhon Ankhon mein, baat hone do”
Sleep well Sir
Love Always
Raju
Dear Amit Grandpa,
My name is Neelanjan Sengupta and i am 8 years old. I have recently shifted to Riyadh, Saudi Arabia from Mumbai. Just few days back, i have opened my blog so that i can share my thoughts with everyone and my friends call me as tennyson and you can also call me as tennyson.
Regards
Dear Amitji………
Gud to see u in a light n jovial mood……….those fishes are
so lucky………..
Lots Of Love N Joy…….
Karuna.
satern?
why we use this planet?to beat earth when it starts eminating bad odour what it is doing right now ,when we hit with our hand saturn, we will purify …..we play this planet like ball,we can turn to any direction.,any way we want to .,what more to learn?why that looks like hand?as it is meant to hit on the heads of evil…..which has highest energy,it also transmits…..needed energy at the same time,which might have lost by this planet in its journey……:-)
soplease do not spoil nature….do not spoil heaven….do not spoil wind,water….earth with such a BAD constructions…looks so ODD to me…..
i like every one of us lik the large forts we had before…..we love those costumes….we love those festivals.,we love our history with which each one the soul in this world has share…….not 1 is left,each one of it has share in this culture what we have in this part,so it is our responsibility to make sure when our guests vists make sure….we maintain….:-)
woooo…uncle jee hindee…boloooo….boleediyaaa…….
#Sanjith: I thought this blog is only for grown ups !!
#Shankar: I am glad with are both thinking of taste
Tale of the male cuttle fish looks like a fast one pullled by u on some unsuspecting females in the blog!I have visited Sentosa island’s Aquarium and its just marvellous i liked the Sharks a lot ,simply awe inspiring they looked, floating right above us, oh it was scary as all along I was wondering what if the glass panel breaks!
Never mind if Oudin lost, she showed flashes of brilliance for a beginner.Was a moment of pride for India as both mahesh and paes have reached the Finals opposite each other.But I am very interested to watch the singles more than anything else even the prelims to the Finals has such a great draw, too exciting.
Today’s been an over worked depressing day for me ,one of those days when nothing goes right inspite of the best efforts put in but then there’s always another day to counteract the previous one and hoping that it is a pleasant one .On that note, good night Mr. B and take care
hey! hey!! hey!!! (thats the fishy-villian snickering in the 60’s movies):
“and u thought that u decieved us by behaving us like a lady eh! dont worry… u just get into that ladies group and i’ll grab you pretending you ARE a ladyfish !”
‘dostana’ humne bhi dekha hai jaani
Dear Dee Bank
# 2 says: “September 10, 2009 at 10:00 pm”
Cause and concern you highlighted a very touching and humane…
I tried to convey the message for Lisa.
If you have here contact please convey and advise to review
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1% to 100%
Recovery
Here is my experience during last 1 month :
Prayers heard, Miracles do happen
From 1% chance for recovery per doctor before my departure. Upon meeting hopes changing for better every hour. In 2 days he sits and talks to me. Vowww… My Dad is healthy again.
Prayers from everyone, Trust in Life
lol..amith ji.. dats a great blog…
hope u had fun watching fishes… they give u peace ….
fish… hm… reminds me of an incident…
once a friend of mine asked me accompany him to a book shop and to guide him to buy a good book on fishes….
i like a fool showed him some books .. that were all fish recipes…
my friend calmly explained dat he was talking abt alive ones….
ok moving to d subject…
i think if i were to write after that exclamation… it would be…
hmm…. even fishes are smarter than men…! wow!
regards
uma
Dear (????)
Don’t know what to write? My inspiration or My idol or My guide? but one thing is sure that a you are really fatherly figure for me. Since childhood I am a hard core fan of yours and this feeling is so deep in me that it is passed to my 6 years old son also and he is now fan of “Amit dadu’. You are really asset to the country as well as to the mankind. Would like to have one big size picture with your autograph and (if possible, your family photo ie: aap, Jaya aunty, Abhi bhaiya and Ash )
Really we all love you so much from bottom from our heart.
Looking forward to have your reply.
Bye and Take care
-margi
(India)
# 1 & 111 - Shankar - Abu Dhabi ….
Again smacked @ no.1 spot…
Fishy …Yeah , looks alike..will come to know laterz…
But quiz masters will be busy all over the day… it’s VC ..who has given homework..
LOTTUS….
Dear Mr. Bachchan,
THANK YOU so very much for replying ……I feel so happy……
The pictures in today’s blog are wonderful…
Do take care,sir..
Love and Regards,
Suryatapa
Hello Mr. Bachchan,
If I have the time, I love to read your Blog.. You`re so close to us and your writing like I feel you`re on my side. Not every actor is so close with his fans and I thank you so much for this opportunity..
Germany is so far away from India, but you must know I watch every new movie of you.. I realy enjoy it.. I invite No-Bollywood Fans to watch your movies, and they are realy enthusiastic of you after watching the movies..
Maybe I would be have never have the chance to meet you personaly one day, but you have to know I admire you so much..
A lot of regards and a big hug, from Karla (Gummersbach-Germany, near of Cologne)
The fish that I recognize is the anglfish in the third photo. I like the tails of the fish above them.But that seeweed type fish is fascinating. I never heard about the astrology related to aquariums.
OK I got it!
The Cuttle fish could star in the aquarium version of ‘Some Like it Hot’ just like Jack Lemmon amd Tony Curtis snuck in with the ladies!
Dear Mr B, am so glad you were able to get out a bit today and enjoy the beautiful Sealounge. Thanks for sharing your beautiful pictures..and yes I do find watching fish very soothing.
Love the way you ended today’s blog…
What would I say???…
How God/Nature doesn’t judge just man…
This ability of the Pharaoh Cuttlefish to Change it’s colours and sneak in to mate with the female is a NATURAL ability that was given to it by it’s Maker…
So..oo..he is only doing what comes naturally for him…
To say it is good or bad..is to judge by our standards..and who are we to infringe our societal mores on this wonderful creature. So the moral of my story is that in life, actions by themselves are just actions…it is we who as a result of our culture, studies, beliefs decide whether it is acceptable or not…
On a Lighter note…
“Way to Go Mr Cuttlefish…you sneaky devil”
Sleep well my dear
All my Love
Carrie
Dear Mr.Bachchan,
hope you are healthy and happy!
I’m really happy today and that’s because of you!
I just want to thank you very much for the reply on day 483,
thank you, thank you, thank you, i am very proud now!
I got nothing more to say, because i am little confused now,
but i have a smile on my lips forever!
God bless you and your family!!!!
With all my love and respect,
always your’s
Yvonne
SWETA SRIVASTAV MANY MANY HAPPY RETURNS OF THE DAY.,
I SHALL WISH YOU AGAIN TOMORROW.,I LOVE YOU DARLING DARLS…TRUE…..:-)PCHE…..
ENJOY:-)EACH MOMENT:-)
Shivu
adding to my earlier post—- All men are equal before fish
Hi Amitji,
As mentione by you earlier, singapore evening GP is not debut, it happened last year as well under lights and Fernando Alonso of Renault racing won it.
the cuttle fish story is amazing, i would have ended with
here comes the hot stepper turn around..! A new family/community is getting ready to be born!
My beloved Mr. Bachchan,
Hahaha….What a lovely, fishy post!
;) 
;) 
;) Someone’s asking for trouble. How I would love to continue that sentence after the exclamation mark, but you Smarty has asked us to keep it civil and so I am asking myself, how do I put it down in words now? Not happening. I am not going to fall prey to that trap. Sorry, have to disappoint you. Did I just hear you say “Spoilsport”? 
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I would much rather have it that the male species is intruded by the disguised female species and then I would elaborate further and let you know what I have in mind for “Mr. Amitabh Bachchan Pharoah Cuttlefish”
:) 
:) 
Thanks for that tutorial though on the cuttlefish. Made for some great reading. And I loved the pictures. I had the pleasure of experiencing some great species of fish during my visit to Egypt. The Red Sea holds a treasure and I think it’s a diver’s delight. This beautiful natural treasure can even be observed while standing in the sea just knee-deep with bare eyes, as the waters are crystal-clear.I am glad you are giving yourself and your friend some good outing. Enjoy and keep well.
Love and more-Lily D’Penha-Frankfurt-Germany.
Dear Dr Anshu ,
You are absolutely correct!!
Hi after a long time.
On your poll. I said ‘no’.
On the contrary cinema makes us more cultured. Violence was long born before cinema came into existence. It depends up on the mind which sees the cinema; it can extract good or bad from it depending up on its predisposition. Cinema is like water which takes the color and shape of the pot you pour into.
(I am in a different mood today to give my comments about the FMXT ha ha…may be some time later).
Thanks & regards,
Amit
Among those species of cuttlefish, the ability to change body color/camouflage is a way of ensuring survival of ones own genes, so if the guarding cuttlefish is dumb and lets in a male in female disguise, then kudos to the smarter cuttlefish. Let his progeny be produced and hope they survive outwitting dumber fish. Survival of the fittest/cleverest. That is the way the sea of life roils, ma friend.
Ciao Leena fm Washington DC.
btw, Amitji, When are Aishwarya and Abhishek coming on Oprah, I want to watch tht particular Oprah show so very much?
hello amitji,
i have been curious for long time to know,which others languages,apart from hindi and english,do you know to READ,WRITE AND SPEAK fluently.
lots of luv. and lots of mischievous comments coming your way.ENJOY……….
DIPZ
good night sir
I’ll keep the story about the fishes very civil and say that thanks to the fact that the male fish from an opposing group mates with the ladies of the other group, the offspring is healthy and genetic diversity is maintained. The wisdom of nature at its best.
Much love.
hiiiiiiiiii bachchan sahib namskar sir.
very nice picture
have a good night love with regard
Dear Megastar,
I think that entire shootig of Barsat Ki Ek Raat(Anusandhan in bengali) was done in North Bengal.
How did you find north bengal that time?
Keep rocking and take care.
Best Regards,
Pratik
hi amitji,
that was an interesting tale of the cuttle fish . seems like it has been taken sttraight out of the indian movie where the guy tries to woo the girl and get past her parents (usually ,though here it is the husband themselves) by dressing up as girls and in Indian movies its just for a kiss but since this is a foreign movies all of the work is done . u wrote nothing about the female wether she is a willing partner or it is a rape scene . if it is done willingly then dhan tan tan the husband comes and sees them in his water bed and thers a fight in which i suppose the bechaara hero is beaten up and the heroine stays back and watches . OHGOD this has gone too far . i shud stop . i can see u yawning out there
but i hope u r not going take lessons from the cuttle fish . but wow what a story .
love
take care
rachana
Namaste Amit Ji ,
Hope you won’t be able to read most of the responses / comments logged on this public plat form. Could you please send me your email Id where I can send very few but important comments which you could respond immediatly ?
Thanks in advance !
Umesh
dear amitji,
greetings, great to know that the blog will be translated in other languages too, this is really welcome, as per the cuttlefish one can only say nice to be a male cuttlefish in the aquatic world, having fun at the cost of others on the sly in the world of the cuttlefish is adventurous as well as exciting, even animals r designed by nature to be cunning and cassonovas, in one word nature is amazing, we can leave the rest to imagination only,
regds
hi amitabh ji ….i read you each day…..nice pictures….my good wishes for you…be happy…
Dear Sir,
How are you?Thats very kind of you to think about those who cant read or write english.So i hope you must had great time visiting Sentosa island.Nice pics.By the way which camera do you use?How many mega pixels? coz pics are great.
Regards
Jasmine
Hi Amitji,
you may have seen on the news….delhi deluged… and major link roads to gurgaon roads under knee deep water…harrowing time for the commuters! some of my boarders stranded !!
My cab on a rescue mission got submerged on a road that had turned into a canal!! Chaos all around with everyone , including the traffic cops, with trousers etc rolled up trying to assist the hapless .. Phew!!
Thank God home now… meals packed , hot beverages served
And as I await another morning, on to my favourite time with the EF!
The cuttle fish masquerades… keeps the ladies also happy..he he!!
I appreciate your gesture in trying to communicate in as many languages as possible…
There are may be some others also like me among your EF, who have always enjoyed Hindi movies , lyrics music , etc Yet our major language of effective communication is a kind of “desi” English…. peculiar to India, & Indians.. a mix of the dominant regional local dialect + English…
for me it has always been Hindi + English… or if i am among punjabis
Punjabi + English…. unfortunately, i am not proficient in writing or reading the scripts in hindi or gurumukhi.. so ashamed ,,yet an honest confession
Dear AmitJi,
Here is a pic of the cuttlefish http://www.montereybayaquarium.org/storage/animals/520×260/Pharaoh_cuttlefish.jpg
Some more info on cuttlefish
A cuttlefish moves by undulating a delicate fringe that runs along its entire body, but for a quick getaway it expels a forceful stream of water through its siphon. When threatened, cuttlefish can produce a covering cloud of ink called sepia. Long ago, this dark-brown ink was used for writing and drawing.
They also create skin patterns such as stripes, and spots.
Lifespan is about 240 days.
I can think of some more masala story to add after the ! but I’d keep it to myself
ha ha ha…I never realized we humans shared so much in common with anyone except dear old chimps but cuttle fish amazed me… woww… thats a definate human approach :)))
good night Sir all the way from Ireland
Another interesting fact on fish. There are a variety of freshwater fish commonly called “Fighter”. Their female are supposed to be very aggressive and if you keep 2 female together they will fight till the time one is dead. The male are comparatively calm as compared to the female of the fish.
What say Amit ji? Btw I have recently started reading your blog and honestly its a readers’ delight the same way your baritone is to someone’s ears.
May god bless you & your family…. I am a huge Abhishek fan right from his refugee days…needless to say that you are for me the best that has ever happened to Indian cinema….I still rate Agnipath & Main Azaad Hoon as a couple of your very good films. Need to watch Last Lear though….wow this went on from fish to cinema….the power of random thoughts.
Cheers!
Hi Amitji,
Hindi oh my God I cant understand Hindi because I am from Pakistan ok I will join the Hindi classes for u .Hope you will write someday in Urdu….
Thanks for replying for sooo many FmXt. But sadly , no reply to me. Hope today I’ll get a reply from you .
Dear Amitabh,
This is a request from an AB to an AB! I am a Dental Specialist and find your Teeth ( As seen in the Ad of Big Boss)not in a very good condition especially the Upper teeth,they do not have good midline. Your Upper midline of teeth is slightly on the right side.Please tell your Dentist .
I will love to see you in the Big Boss.
Aapki Sir Jee Hindi ko Shat Shat Pranam.
ANOOP BHUSHAN
Dear Sir…
i have visit your posted visuals by your photography..fishes and fishes..i see the thoughts nature in fish and i am paint it in my painting as a symble..
here you have post about Cuttlefish look and nature..its right because its nutural rule with Cuttlefish by nuture..ha..
all visuals are very colourful and artistic with a good visual stroy by electronic pixcellsand our thought is already on electronic pixcells..its same to same..
here today i received a examination letter by Rajasthan service commission office ,AJMER,last year i have submited my application of my family pressor and after one year i get the examination letter with a time table of exam.its on 20-9-2009 at Ajmer center,what i right in answer sheet by myself because i am full time on my digital art studio and busy on art networking and in power cut time with painting..ha but time give me 10 days for a new exam of my mind and energy..i will take a chellange again for myself.. but its not a right way about my art journey..i know it very well.. you know last month i was on art collage i have done clear my interview with my art achivment but thats result is very funny . my art collage i mean Rajasthan school of Art collage have appointed to a artist as a faculty in art collage with out taken his interview on interview date 19-8-2009..what i say it . its time jok or a game of job..
i have taken a big risk on myself for the faculty of fine art interview and i lost my two importent day and i gave the interview but they select a absent candidate of faculty of fine art. after taken 30 somthing interview of art masters art collage have mad a big jok on masters..ha..
and this month i will go for the examination of drawing and paintintg lecturer
actually time is playing with me time to time and i just watching it silently because i have no way befor the time for a peacfull time..its name is life…?
regards
yogendra kumar purohit
M.F.A.
BIKANER,INDIA
yogendrapurohit@yahoo.com
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After that last exclamation mark I would have written : Sorry Mate, cant mate, DRY DAY
:)
Glad to know Amarji has begun to move out, which is a positive signal that you shall soon come back Home
Have a great day
Quote for the Day : A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it rains
Good Night
Love & E Hugs
Manoj
sorry jama jam barish and light deeeeeeeeeeem hogaii network gayab ho gaya
do u know ?
Angel = 100000 problems at the same time !!
yes its true ~
Dear Amitji.
The pictures are very beautiful.The characterstic of this cat..fish is amazing. I laughed when i read it, How could you know this.Their wants are unlimited but they are brave..Good night
With love Triveni
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How delightful it is to read that you visited Sentosa Island and were particularly charmed by the fish. I am thrilled to see the photos of the fish.
Pharoah cuttlefish belong to the family of orchids and squids. That explains look alike tusks etc. They have a life span of 240 days and mate at about mid span. The female dies after laying the eggs and securing them safely for hatching. To deal with the knotty part of your query … needs some humor and wit.. which I am generally devoid of … perhaps Rochelle, Daisy, Jasmine, Lottus, Anat , Shanker, Mousumi, Satyam, Sharmila etc. should be able to give some witty answers. So let us wait for tomorrow…ha ha
Were you able to understand the response comments to 506 in French .
My email folder is full and I think I should clear it tonight. Not watching tennis or anything worthwhile on Tv, for quite some time….generally missing my brother in HKG and son In Congo. But the blog is cheerful enough and wonderful. May the Almighty bless you.
Let me also muster up the courage and request you for an autograph to my mail id on my b’day on 27 th Nov. You are planning to release an edition of Madhushala that day, being your father’s birthday. So , could you tuck this also into a corner of your memory.
So hullo and good morning. Have a great day
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……and once in, mates with their ladies !!! …..And sneaks out with a smug feeling!!!
Lot of other naughty thoughts came in my mind but well…I should refrain myself.
So enjoy your wait ….
anamika
Dear Mr. AB,
I wonder about the brains of female cattlefish! The ratio seems pretty skewed. When male fish uses their “brain” - that must be cute!
AND then they MUST look irresistable after transformation. I imagine them entering the domain singing and dancing on -
Why?? First because it’s a rarity
Mere Angane Mein Tumhara Kya Kaaam Hain…………..
AND Mr. Charming-handsome-cuttlefish would “do it” with Ms.MUCH-IN-DEMAND-cuttlefish. Guess what, she just preferred wit over force and he just showed he chooses wit over fight - PERFECT!!!
What happens then? He goes back changing colors, happily, teasing those BIG cuttlefishes..swimming in the same water..in the opposite direction…just like Mr. B…who chicken out in that water!
Have fun…Stay warm and safe…
Love ***splashing lots of water***
Veena
sir Ab aap meri fikar maat kijiye ….
mera to bad luck bhi bad hi hey !
sara jivan yese hi jaayega ~
bechara mujhey to usski fikar he jiske hiise me mey jaaungi ….
bechara he naa ?
ha ha hahahah
Dear Sir,
Lovely post & wonderful to see you in this element….it only makes you more endearing!
As you had mentioned sometime back - JAR, JORU, ZAMEEN - the 3 causes to which all disputes can be traced…obviously over here its the JORU or the women again. I have many observations on this!
1. By changng colours the opposition does deceive the males - but what about the women - whilst mating do they not know better!!
2. If the answer to point 1 is “NO” then lady fishes are indeed a very sexually liberated species.
3. I can conclude - lady cuttlefish indeed likes variety. She is the equivalent of the male sentiment that says “Roz Ghar ki Daal nahin chalti”. They like variety!!
Also there is a short story which will help us in understanding the character of cattle fish - though the story is through the eyes of male human beings !!
Alex & his wife went to the state fair and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, ‘ THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR’
Alex’s wife playfully nudged him in the ribs …Smiled and said, ‘He mated 50 times last year.’
They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, ”THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR’
Alex’s wife gave him a healthy jab and said, ‘WOW~~That’s more than twice a week! ………..You could learn a lot from him.’
They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, ‘THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR’
Alex’s wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke his ribs, and said, ‘That’s once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one.’
Alex looked at her and said, ‘Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.’
Since then, Alex’s condition has been upgraded from critical to stable, and he should eventually make a full recovery….
Love n Respect
Anuj
Respected Amitji,
Sir..it has been busy days.. could not spend time here.. feeling low for that
but will catch up in two days time.. but missing u and all EF a lotttttt..
just peeped in the a’noon today and gave a fassst comment to u and to my dear EF .. but am not able find that.. looks like it has got losstttt
:(
A quick comment for today sirrrrjii
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Sir.. fishy post hmmmmm.. ( i am giving Bond movie music at the background ).. actually me not so well versed about fishes.. expect that i was told that their memory lasts for a fraction of a second adn i dont like the smell.. eeeekkkk.. but i just love watching them .. I guess i have to now burn the midnight oil to read about them.. or even better … sirji my answer regarding fish.. u could please refer to the answer of our Deanji or asst prof Mr. Sudhir.. We back benchers have been religiously doing that!!!
HAaa so sweet of u to have posted in hindi too..
I did see few yellow flashing here and there!! thanks on behalf of THEM!!!
sorry to abruptly stop here..
love u lots and lots of respects
archana(bangalore)
PS: A quick hi to Aish, Vijji, Sanjith, Manoj, Lottus( our home work ??? ABji will have to refer to answers from seniors.. he too knows copying is our birthright
), sudhirjeeeee, Deanji… Kashmirajee ( thanks for ur reply)…
Shankar, and allll dear and very near EFs…
…Those Pharaoh Cuttlefishes! What a bunch of lucky so and so! Wow, the world of nature and its inhabitants are truly something to marvel at.
But did you know that the female cuttlefish dies shortly after giving birth to the offspring - yet before she dies, she makes a lengthy journey into the depths of her territorial den to ensure the safety of her eggs from potential harm until they hatch by themselves?! Tragic end to what was merely started off by a male’s need!
Could be a effective birth control should the Pharaohs realize the consequence?!
Sorry if I could not come out with anything wittier!
On the contrary, my two goldfishes, Jodha and Akbar, have sadly past away within a two days from each other. Akbar died of a lonely heart.
Take care and love
Shuaib
sir ji baate to bahut karni thi .per kaash kya hey batauu …..
aaj subah mene abhi ko sapne me dekhaa thaa
vo mujhe bool rahe they ki vo mujhse aache dancer hey . or ham dono yehi baat kar rahe they ki itne me hema ji aa jati hey or pir vo mujhey dance sikha rahi hoti hye
per tabhii jese hi mey or abhi gana suru hi karte hey mami darvaja khool deti hye or mujhey jaga deti hey !
hummm aaj pahli baar abhi ko dekha sapne mey ha ha ah aha
kamal ho gaya ..issi liye AAP KO BATA RAHI HOO
Hi AB ji,
Hope you will write someday in Urdu….
G -o to Bed
O -ff the lights
O -ut of tension
D -reams come
N -ice sleep
I -gnore worries
G -et up earlier
H -ave a nice thought
T -hank the GOD
Regarding the story, the message for male fishes is..
Keep the count of your females. It’s an alarm for you not when you lose one female but “gain” one in your group!
Amit ji,
What would I have written after the exclamation mark? Well, the writer that I am, I would not have reached the exclamation mark itself!
Since the homework is compulsory, here it goes. “ABHI PRATEEKSHA, phir ASH aur JALSA”
SIR JI ..AAP TO KOI BAAT KIJIYE PLZ .. BAS MEY HI BOLTI RAHUU …
or vese ek hindi dushre se hindi me baat kare to koi beja hey kya ?
nahi naaaa ….. hummmm
hi amitjiiii,,, good to get mail…was just about to hit the sac….one of those lazy days for me….pls remember me in ur prayers…need em the most….shab ba khairrr….love the post….zazee
“jai mata di” sir
OCEAN IS BLUE… SKY IS BLUE…. BOTH are ALWAYS APPRECIATED FOR THEIR BEAUTY… ABSOLUTELY…TRUE… NO DOUBT in fact….but
the hidden factor is INERMIDIATE LAYER….WHICH REMAINS SILENCE…. and enjoys the praises 4 the creation…….
“SILENCE SPEAKS…NATURE CELEBRATES”
WE SHALL CELEBRATE…. OUR GIFT…THE NATURE!
NJOY and CELEBRATE ALWAYS…..TC..!
“JAIMATA DI”
SONALI SHRIVASTAVA
BHILAI,CHHATTISGARH
Dear sir,
from a professional point of view , unlike other countries ,all our internal indian correspondence in india, is in english Why is that we do not write in Hindi or regional language ? All small , medium , big companies / corporates communicate in english
english is the IN thing. Any decent job interview , socialising, business meetings, seminars, conferences, communication with your spouse , children, requires english.
it is a nightmare for anyone, who cannot speak english
your decision to blog in hindi and regional raguages is a step in the right direction. it is important to give their due and equal importance to our hindi and regional languages also
i look forward to the day when i can write to you in hindi and ask ” aap kaise hain”
SORRY.. “INTERMEDIATE”
Dear Amitji,
THEY SHOULD BE RENAMED ‘CUDDLE’ FISH.
Good post, brilliant pictures..I love the second pic the best. What a catch!
Love and goodnight,
Aish.
hello sir,
how r u?I went to my in-laws place and on my way my hubby and i met with an accident,it was god’s grace that nothing happened to us and most importantly my mom is always with me.U know something i really miss my mom.Last year 9th aug she left me all alone in this world.Plz pray for the soul of my loving maa.
Tod
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JD.. miss u lots.. will catch up with u soon
love
archan
छु कर मेरे मन को, पिया तुने किया इशारा ।
बदला ये मौसम, लगे प्यारा जग सारा ।
मेरे दिल मेँ उमंग है, मन मेँ तरंग है ।
सूर्य, किरण के संग हैँ ।
अमिताभ बच्चन, भी हम लोगोँ के संग है ।
मेरे दिल से पता नही क्योँ एक आवाज आ रही है कि कल का दिन(11-09-2009) आप(अमिताभ बच्चन) के लिये बहुत ही आन्नदमय रहेगा ।
अमिताभ बच्चन की जय हो…
अमिताभ बच्चन की जय हो…
अमिताभ बच्चन की जय हो…
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अमिताभ बच्चन की जय हो…..अमिताभ बच्चन की जय हो…..अमिताभ बच्चन की जय हो…..अमिताभ बच्चन की जय हो……..
हमे तुमसे(आप से) प्यार कितना, हम ये नहीँ जानते ।
मगर जी नहीँ सकते तुम्हारे(आप के) बगैर।
अमिताभ बच्चन की जय हो …..
hello sir,
how r u?I went to my in-laws place and on my way my hubby and i met with an accident,it was god’s grace that nothing happened to us and most importantly my mom is always with me.U know something i really miss my mom.Last year 9th aug she left me all alone in this world.Plz pray for the soul of my loving maa.
Today became a bit emotional,sorry for that.
love u
amit uncle
Well, an Intruder (singular) mates with the unexepecting male’s (Singular) ladies (plural) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Those are my exclamation marks even if the unexpecting is a single male, the intruder still remains singular and ladies plural!!! HAHA
OK end time aab sach me jaa ti hoo ……. bye bye good night ~
jana padhegaaaaaaaa …..aab aap bhi soo jaiye ~
or aagar nahi sona ho to maat soiye ……
ha ha ha ha
hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
hame or jine ki chaht na hoti aagar tum na hote gar tum na hote ~
love u soo much … sleep well mr cool friend ji _()_
namashkaar , subhratriii , sabaa kher _)_
aavjo ………..
pir milenge chalte chalte ………
walk when u talk ….. meyne nahi kaha ashi kahti hey
ha ha ha ha
Here is one….
“…ladies!! Le jayenge le jayenge, dil wale dulhaniya le jaayenge; reh jaayenge reh jaayenge, community wale dekhte reh jaayenge!!”
Lovina
byeee tc
Here is another (#2)…
“……ladies!! Hum to mohabbat karega, Duniya se nahin darega!! Pyar ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!”
Lovina
Dear Sir,
After the !! I would have written that ” These species of fishes are so human like, we humans also like to intrude in other humans lives chaging the color and trying to mix up with the other party as if you belong to their specie”
By the way what would you have written after that !!….
Would love to know that…..please reply…please…
Lots and lots of love
Tejas Mankodi
Dubai
ha ha ha ha good night sir ji
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
U r my smile
ha ha ha !! hanji
For AB, Archana, Lottus and Gang,
My answer is at 68. Fish don’t mate.
The female leaves the eggs in a dump in some nice cozy spot and the male reaches them on his own. There is no mating. No need to change colors etc for mating.
AB knows his Agatha Christie, he has created decoys in the story!
Thats my take!
Regards,
Sudhir
Hello Amitji…I’m from San Francisco California.
I simply ENJOYED your sense of humour regarding the cuttlefish…..I guess its not considered shameful to be exposed among cuttlefish…wondering if we humans could literally change colors like that but we do have very colorful imaginations even if we don’t put it in practice due to social norms……tv serials show a side of that imagination don’t you think?…..its sooooooo funny. i couldn’t stop laughing reading your imaginative sense of humour…loved loved loved and laughed laughed laughed reading this blog….its one of those days that made me smile again…..like the blog no. 504 ending story…I also shared it with my didi in Bahrain. It means a lot to laugh at your jokes….it really means a lot. My husband says “Wow…he’s still very ROSHIK”..( in bangla it means having an interesting sense of humour)…simply love you.
I don’t know if you’ll ever read this far…..maybe not but i hope someday you’ll drop me a hi too like you have to many others….and more than once in some cases. thanks…
mey jaauuuuuuu ?
aab jana hi padhega varna kaal se pc bhi nahi milgaa …….. broo gusha hoke niche gaya …. hi hi hi
oooppsss aapto bachane bhi nahi aayege !
shi aaaaaaa soon
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My Dearest Mr. Bachchan,
That was a wonderful post and I loved your description of these beautiful photos of the fishes.
Life under water is just charming and it always amazes and dazzles me. I love it when they show videos or documentaries about it on TV, but I am never interested in having an aquarium at my home.
I am not a superstitious person, but I have grown up hearing that fishes at home are black omen and bring bad luck and even when my brother brought an aquarium at home I was rather suspicious of the fishes, and iam glad they are gone now.
It was an interesting story that of the cuttlefish and I can imagine this your wicked laugh of excitement at the end of your post in anticipation of the wild comments of your EF.
I can imagine it that one of the females would just fall in love with the stranger, and when his true identity is revealed a struggle between the two communities begins like in Romeo and Juliet…
Iam happy for you that you had an enjoyable time with your friend watching these wonderful world of the fishes.
Have a peaceful time,
And thank you for sharing the photos…
Goodnight,
With my love,
Rasha Zayed,
BigB yahoo group,
& BigB facebook group,
Cairo, Egypt.
Have a nice day!!…Take good care
Love always.
Dear Mr B,
The cuttlefish mates with the ladies and dies. Well that is the fate of the male cuttlefish. More importantly during mating the cuttlefish changes to a colour that is very visible and informs the others of it’s intentions thereby giving him away.
More facts about cuttlefish.
1. They are infact not fishes at all, they are related to snails and garden slugs.
2. They not only have the ability to change colour but even the texture of their skin.
3. They have been known to hypnotise their prey by changing colours rapidly so they are easier to catch.
4. Even with the art of changing colours their best defence is the ink that they release when agitated.
Enough of lessons in National Geographic, but truly cuttlefish are a beauty. It’s amazing to watch them change colours.
Have a great time in Singapore.
-Vikas.
Big B Yahoo Group.
Kolkata.
BTW, your article today and pictures revived my memories of our visit to Vancouver Aquarium a few years ago, 4 years ago I think. It is Canada’s largest aquarium and I remember how amazed I was to see huge transparent jelly fish move around with such grace and poise. I don’t remember the names of all the different fish but there was one that looked like an old unshapely log but was a ferocious fish waiting for its prey.
Have you seen ‘Finding Nemo’? I have watched it many many times with my kids and I didn’t realize how realistic they had made it until I visited that aquarium. I had no realization before that day about the extent of beauty that lies in the real under-water world. And then I actually started to appreciate the visuals in Finding Nemo so much better.
There is so much that is around us that we know nothing about….and probably will never know…but shall keep trying….
Lovina
Here I am again Amitji,
DO YOU KNOW THAT ‘CUTTLE’ IN TAMIL AND MALAYALAM MEANS ‘BED’!! SO THEY ARE PROBABLY APTLY NAMED AFTER ALL!!!
Aish.
hello amit sir,
Its so good to always get something very special and heart touching from you .The way you always connect with your fans and pay so much respect for their love is tremendous and fascinating.
By opting Hindi as well for your writing medium ,would make many fans of your to be very happy ,as till now they were deprived of it and now they can be in touch with you.
Take care sir and how’s amar sir doing.
Amitji,
*CHALLENGE*
If u love some 1
then Arrange these letters in 4 WORDS
“EUSOMYMOSID”
I m waiting for ur answer
Hello Sir. I’m quite happy to see you in the promo for Bigg Boss. And it’s great that people will on here will be able to express themself in different languages too. Anyway, could you please tell us as to when will Bigg Boss will go on air?
You didn’t apologize for that extra HEH.
“Now I can look at you in peace… I don’t eat you anymore”
Franz Kafka
Intruder, knowing that opposition shall become forbearing on noticing them, changes its colour, with great cunning, into that of the female specie of the opposition party and pretending to be one of their group, surreptitiously slips into their domain past unsuspecting males, and once in, mates with their ladies !!!
The first lady he swims across looks at him (see picture)
http://www.montereybayaquarium.org/storage/animals/520×260/Pharaoh_cuttlefish.jpg
and remarks “oh grandma, what big eyes you have!”
“The better to see you, my dear” he smiled.
The second lady he swam up to, looked at him and cried out, (see picture)
http://www.jacobimages.com/gallery/d/3257-7/pharaoh-cuttlefish
“Oh grandma, what a big proboscis you flaunt!”
“The better to nose you out, my dear,” he leered.
The third group of ladies he sashayed up to, cried out,
“O Dadiji what graceful undulations, what a wonderful dancer you are!”
“Oh, it’s nothing, ladies!” he replied.
“First let me sing you this fun song I know, “Mere Angne Mein,” and after that…
who knows what fun dances we might do together”?
http://www.sergeyphoto.com/underwater/cephalopods/pharaohcuttlefish1.jpg
Hi Amitji,
Read the story….glad to see the pictures and your take on them.
One mistake though…..I thought that the plural of FISH is FISH…not fishes….
Please correct me if I am wrong…..
always happy to read your blog.
Shant
My heart goes out to those who feel excluded because of the language issue. But these are still people who actually make it to your blog. Imagine how much worse the situation is for all those lovers of classic Bombay cinema who found themselves left out to dry one day when ‘Bollywood economics’ altered everything by privileging the multiplexes and then making films solely for these audiences. Hence the tickets became too expensive for so many viewers who could not access multiplexes but also the ’subjects’ became alien for them as well. Hindi cinema has been extinct in so called ‘B’ and ‘C’ centers for decades. In the meantime single/double screens find it harder to survive. These days we sometimes see inflated numbers coming in from smaller centers. The reason usually is the opening of a new multiplex in that region that artificially increases the gross. I am launched into polemics on these points forever but essentially the cinema of the 90s in Bombay was brought about by shrinking the audience base. The numbers that emerged were in a sense deceptive because while the grosses were going up the audience base was shrinking. In this decade things have changed somewhat, certainly many have realized the importance of at least trying to make universal films. We saw with Ghajini how a truly universal hit, i.e. in every kind of center, was so much ahead of the ‘blockbuster’ competition (which includes the major films of every top star) both in terms of initial and also for the final gross. So that market is still out there even if few are willing to play to it. Bombay cinema is the one irrational cinema in India that actually depletes its numbers as opposed to maximizing them! Of course the self-congratulatory bourgeois audiences of upmarket India are all too happy with this arrangement. They have somehow deluded themselves that they are watching works of art even as those ‘downmarket’ folks supposedly just want ‘violence’ (I call this the ‘auntie’ argument). I am unable to see eye to eye with most people I discuss Hindi cinema with these days. Because frankly they’re all part of the problem. And when one keeps watching really poor stuff one’s standards are automatically lowered. I always add at the end that there is cause for hope given some of the more interesting trends this decade, some of the better voices that have emerged. But this industry is still plagued by too much complacency. The ‘Karan Johar’ syndrome if you will. Where people making the most pedestrian films somehow imagine they’re part of avant garde movement! I recently came across an interview of Mohanlal’s (a titan who of course needs no introduction) which was unbelievably unassuming. We have of course seen many of your interviews where you too practice a certain kind of (even maddening!) self-deprecation. So Amitabh Bachchan and Mohanlal are very modest about their achievements and then you have the Johars of the industry talking so much you’d believe they were Fellini and Kurosawa!
Hello Sirji,
I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lots of love
Alpa
Hello Sirji,
Me and my friend (Payal) are planning to visit singapore,thailand in diwali time. And when I saw pics which you have kept I just feel like coming there now. Mostly importantly because you are there!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hai when i will be able to meet you, c u and hold your hand.
lots of love
Alpa
When is a fish not a fish? Em… okay, er… em… It’s not funny, actually it’s just a fact… cuttlefish are not fish, rather molluscs with 3 hearts!
Cuttlefish ink is composed of melanin and has been used as the artist’s pigment called Sepia. Sepia is the scientific name of this fish. For this creature, the ink is a decoy, a means of escape from predators. If a large fish were to attack a cuttlefish it would eject a cloud of dark brown, almost black ink towards its attacker!
I tasted Black Risotto (made out of Cuttlefish Ink) in Greece. Honestly, I didn’t like the taste but my seafood lover mates loved it.
Their shells may be used as a calcium supplement, or ground into a powder for polishing silver and cleaning teeth.
Not only animals who live on land are affectionate with others, those who spend a big part of their life in the sea are so loving as well …..in exclamation!!!
My bounty is as boundless as the sea.
Love
Dear Amitji,
Thanks for the fishy post today with some beautiful aquarium pictures
Glad to see you write in Hindi for a change, and its so nice to read the blog in Hindi. Also the Big Boss promo video that you posted couple of days ago was superb. Now looking forward to the actual show…. The tennis episode was good to read and glad that you provided additional clarifications to the EF member.
Now to the Cuttlefish story….It was very interesting to read about such a fish… So next time I go to an aquarium I will try to locate one.
OK…after the exclamation, I would have written: “ Now doesn’t this seem like the plot from a funny Hindi/Indian movie ? ”
Hope you have a good swim and come back to read my comment.
With love,
Krishna
LOL….reading the blog reminded me of the 70s hindi movies. Chal dano ajj theri Basanti ki izat ka sawal hai!
hi sunshine ,just opened the blog.did not read it yet,nice pics seem to be from the aquariums from places like the see world/ocean park.
thank you so much dear for your response to me on the day 483.i am overwhelmed with emotion .you really did light up my day.
love you pradipta.
Dear Amitji,
Its interesting how the cuttlefish change colors to mate with the ladies . They were probably singing ” kabhi mere saath koi raat guzaar , tujhe subah tak main karooon pyar ”
Take care
Ashwin
Dearest Amit ji,
thank you for being so considerate about all your EF. To be honest with you i have always wanted to read and write in hindi, the language i am more comfortable with. But the positive side of this is i have improved on my english skills after i started reading your blog and writing my comments. I still make many mistakes but i don’t think you mind it nor my friends…………..
Wow…..beautiful photographs of the aquarium, you had been to there with your beloved friend. I am sure both of you felt nice, calm and serene from within when you were moving around watching different species.
Thank you for all your love and sharing…..hope you have a good night rest and a beautiful day to await in the morning.
I will catch up with you tomorrow.
Bharati sharma (Millie)
Glasgow
Amit ji,
THIS PROVES THAT CUTTLEFISH ARE CLEVERER THAN HUMANS, BUT IF THE OPPOSITION IS DISGUISED AS FEMALE THEN HOW DOES A FEMALE FROM THE CUTTLEFISH SPECIES LET ANOTHER FEMALE MATE WITH HER? MAYBE I HAVE GOT CONFUSED!!!!!!
LOVING YOU MORE & MORE EACH SECOND, MINUTE, HOUR, DAY.
LOTS OF LOVE (as always)
YOUR NO.1 FAN FROM UK
How about Song form one of my fav.Movie.- KALIYA
Kon Usse Bandh Saka, Sayyad to Ek Diwana Hai
Hi Amitji,
hindi noooooooooooooooooo plz write in English.
प्रिय श्रीमान,
आपका हिंदी में चिट्ठा लिखने के निर्णय का हार्दिक स्वागत और बैचैनी से इन्तेज़ार है,,,,,!
आशा है की श्री अमर सिंह जी संपूर्ण रूप से स्वस्थ हो गए होंगे ….!
आप सिंगापुर से अपने मित्र के साथ कब वापिस इंडिया लौट रहे है?
मेरी शुभकामनायें उन तक अवश्य पंहुचा दीजियेगा…..!
सदैव आदर के साथ…….!
Chalo, HO GAYA!!!!
Bella
INTERMISSION!!!
Good blog again. But Sirji which fish you’ll like to be
the protective one ?
Or one that sneaks in the folk ?
I know I won’t get a yellow line with this question.
Regards,
Preet
Oh No, I’m back again. I never do this.
After the exclamation point one possiblity is ‘Tusk Tusk Tusk”.
Another is “Just call me Zelig.”
By the way, the Franz Kafka quote in my previous comment is directed toward a fish.
I only wonder what the fish will do to escape when it is inside the female group successfully and one of the males of the same group wants to get into action with it thinking its one of their females!!!!
# 213 Huma…
The answer is “Do you miss me?”
Lovina
Navratan Tel Thanda Thanda Koolum Koolum and now Bigg Boss 3..one step further below..what’s the Big B brand coming to? Sad..really sad..
Sudhir,
I hate to disappoint u but the cuttlefish is a mollusc not a fish.
And this is how ‘its’ done:
Mating cuttlefish align their bodies head to head so the male can transfer a sealed package of sperm into a pouch beneath the female’s mouth. The female then scurries off to a quiet place where she draws eggs from her cavity and passes them over the sperm, thereby fertilising them. In the event of there being multiple sperm deposits, it is the one at the back of the queue, i.e. the last to deposit, who wins the day.
Aish.
Dear Sir, amazing and beautiful… Specially the pink dolphin show.. They are so so cute and obedient.. Even i loved that place.. Specially the rope way ride.. And the view.. Anyways hope all’s well at your end and you are enjoying life.. So are we getting a Puja gift.. Your new relise.. Love and Regards Mondira
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Dear Sir,
This one is one of your most hilarious posts!!!!!!
And of course one of the most interesting as well!!!!!
LOL!!!!!!! HOW CHEEKY!!!!!!!
Just can’t stop laughing at the ‘task’ in hand…
Well, after the exclamation mark, you could have gone on & on…, like:
“So my dear FmXt, this is how the CUDDLY CUTTLEFISH go about in their lives… And this is what happens in the depths of the WET WORLD!
How better it would have been if God had given this COLOURFUL TALENT to the MALES of the human species as well….
And why not to the FEMALES as well… I’d have loved to see how WOMEN serenade MEN for a change!!!!!
HA! Interesting thoughts…. and WISHFUL thinkings!!!!’
Anyways Sir, many thanks for the photographs from Sentosa island’s underwater world! In my opinion, Singapore is one of the best cities in the world, and Sentosa is its crowning glory! I can spend WEEKS in just this island!
With love & regards,
Rajesh Kejriwal
BigB Yahoo Groups
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Dear Amitji,
IN CONTINUATION FROM WHERE YOU LEFT…..
In scientific terms this phenomenon is called ‘sexual mimcry’ , because the male member disguises as a female and intrudes into the forbidden land. Females of this particular species reject 70 percent of the mating attempts and to my surprise I learn that the percentage mating with such intruders is higher. Perhaps genetically they want their progeny to be clever and they feel that the genes of a male, who can ward of stronger opponents cleverly, would do the trick!!
However I feel this is a deceitful behavior. But are we humans any different??
According to a recent study, males who are impulsive, thrill-seeking, deceitful and callous in behavior, have a prolific sex life. There is something uncanny about the males possessing the ‘dark trait’ that attracts the females. Perhaps they find the conventional ‘good guys’ a bit boring and are seeking some thrill, as human nature is tuned to do so.
So bad is good in today’s times
what say? All you guys out there show of your evil side and then see the magic begin…lol
However a silver lining to this dark cloud is that girls don’t consider the bad guys as marriage material. They finally like to settle down with the good guys. Is it actually a silver lining…not too sure…any comments Mr BigB?
Bunty
Hello Amitji, how are you? Well I’m sure. Sorry I’ve not been able to post, had PC problems. See you’ve been out and about observing nature and that too.. Good luck, enjoy..
naughty…that’s an interesting side you have revealed
dhan ta nan …ta..nan
and that is how, better offspring come into world….if only one group were to mate…the new offspring would not be able to continue beyond few generations….darwin’s law
imaginatively speaking, a real jealousy that you can feel towards this species…
aisa chance hume bhi mile
this can make it KBC; uniquely interactive
Thanx Amit ji. thank you.
I got the yellow line on Day 483, 4.33 PM, 10 sep 2009.
I wrote, yellow, red or blue lines do not matter! Today I realize, the YELLOW LINES DO MATTER.
For days I was thinking, why is AB taking all this trouble? But today I understand what it means for the EF. I’m happy you took this decision, even though it is labourious for you. But you are giving everyone the best gifts in life, something to hang on to…..
And what a touching reply. So touched, that it will always remain with me. Thanx. Thanx. Thanx. And Thanx.
hello
amitji,
gud to see ur post in hindi. actually when i read ur blog and see photos it reminds me of my tour to jammu. i just wanted to share a little thing with u. it was last month when we r returning from vaishno devi yatra we had around 6-7 hrs for our train so we decided to spend it in jammu and i was really amazed to know that jammu had india’s biggest undergroung aquarium. my 2 year old son really enjoyed there and u know usko itna happy dekh k hamein bahut khusi hui. actually my husband has gone to US for some official work. after seeing ur pics u remind me of last holidays spend with him.
thank u sir
Dear Amit ji,
So in case of the Cuttlefish too…..’Everything’s fair in love and war…..’, Whatsay,sir??
Love,
Suryatapa.
nice try to get some witty comments from the EF :)) … won’t you tell us the ones that you liked from all the replies? waiting for tht
From Mission Impossible to Mission Accomplished . What a great movie. Na
ha ha ..u have a terrific sense of humor..I was wondering if the females know that they are mating with the males not from their group? Cheating females!
What if she gets pregnant and delivers baby cuttlefish..can the males in the group identify them as different from males other than their own? hehe..will they held her accountable! ?
well i guess they dont live by the human morals! good for them!
Aniket.
…………and once in, mates with their ladies !!!…………. If only us humans could change appearance like that? the possibilities are endless. can u imagine all the fun that’ll have to be had. Any pretty girl could be ours. ha ha ha ha. altho i dont wanna point out all the disadvantages.
oh i forgot to cue evil laugh… muha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Dear Amit ji,i lives in Matiari,Sindh,Pakistan,so many times i sent u my best wishes here but u dont give me any responce,even i requested u that plz send me written book on u by Bhawna Somayaon my personal address,u u dont give me any responce,my age is 44,ur die hard fan,love u and still read ur every day ’s blog,some time i feel that being a libra,i have same chemistry of realising things,as u think about mobiles and laptops,or even u become very funky after watching these fishes,wow,thats ur nature of pure artist,actually u got it from ur father,he was poet and u become visula poet,just portraying real faces on screen,its also a new shade of poetry,being a sindhi show biz journalist,fashion critic,compere,ur blog had given me sense to comment on each and every thing,my cell no is here 03013531951,if u can call me for two minutes,i think that u can prove ur self nice human and ur very near and dear to me
To the great Amitabh
Today is the birth of my
The My wish that you succeed and be healthy
And that I will meet you one day
Hope that answer ever for me
Love you very much Tommy Bond
hello amit ji,
i am a freelance writer who writes online. needless to say my day begins with your blog. infact on most days i read your blog before i check my mails.
very frankly i have never been a great fan of movie stars though i have admired you for your phoenix line resilience. i have fallen in love with you thanks to your blog and the day i can’t log on , the one thing i miss is your blog.
as for your fishy story …. well….
could get really naughty here,but the one thing that stumps me is how will a female cuttle fish react to the overtures of another female ( though a disguised male) cuttlefish!!
love you
shiva s bajaj
freelance writer and a mother of two young girls
Respected Amitabh Ji,
Namaste. Your story on the Cuttlefish reminds me of one Cuttlefish in our hindi movies’ plots. Govinda’s characters, in many of films have managed to meet the female leads after disguising as females. Kader Khan and Shakti Kapoor generally played ‘Scuttlefishes’ in those comic capers. Public loved them all for such comic/romantic efforts and directors duly obliged by putting such scenes.
Pictures have come out really beautiful.
Mo’ Please.
Regards
Ashutosh
Dear Mr. Bachchan,
Can you pls clarify - which is your original TWITTER account???
Rgds.
Dear Sir,THIS IS MY Thirteenth ATTEMPT OF POSTING SAME QUESTION.
First of all i would like to thank you for regularly posting on this blog giving us a chance to interact with you. I have lot of intuitiveness for asking some questions about your past which i am writing now :
Sir,in fact i have been your admirer for a long long time. From my childhood memories i still remember when you were injured during shooting of movie Coolie.The whole nation felt a blow and every one was concerned and worried about your health.In fact my cousin sis not only used to weep but she went to a temple and prayed for you and offered bribe to the god that she would keep n number of fasts in lieu of your comeback.Since I was a kid so all this made a permanent impression on me in believing that you are a cult,heavenly figure who can never do wrong and is invincible.After that i started tracking each and every info about you.
By grace of god you made a comeback and gave several hits to the movie industry.And then you launched AB CORP,arranged a Miss WORLD Pageant but unfortunately things didn’t work financially and it was a big big disaster.I was shocked to read that all so called near and dear ones with whom you had worked tried avoiding you and such worst situation came that your house was about to be auctioned.Now this is something which is unjustified, people with whom not only you worked but made them earn a lot of money through your acted movies,how could they shirk a celebrity like you in lean times ?????????????Amazing human nature ????????????????
But rightly you again bounced back with help of some real helpful friends.And in fact after that you shut down every critic’s mouth and your celebrity status reached an all time high which is still unparalleled.Nothing could have pleased me better than seeing whole world admiring you. SIR, now i would like to seek answers to some thoughts that have been hovering on my mind regarding your lifespan :
1) Right from Breach candy hospital ( coolie’s accident) to AB Corp’s failure did you feel dejected by almighty and people around you.One day a cult figure close to being worshiped and the next day same person’s house on the verge of being put on auction.DISASTER.
2} I am sure that After you successfully came back the same people who tried to avoid you earlier during lean times might have again started hovering around you for financial gains. So did you adept policy of TIT FOR TAT or you forgot and worked with them again.
3) Most importantly i would like to know that what are your thoughts about your life’s journey especially with respect to almighty,your fans and friends who deserted you in lean times.
Sir, i know that i have asked some personal questions but it is only because i have been following all the news concerning you since long.And despite going through real harrowing times you have been able to bounce back like a real hero. So SIR, KUDOS TO YOU AND I SALUTE YOUR FIGHTING SPIRIT.
LOVE AND REGARDS
ROHIT SHARMA(CHANDIGARH)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMIT JI :)) GOD BLESS YOU,YOUR THE BESTEST OF THE BEST..
hello there…
in this blog u sounded very happy & romantic..i wonder does yr family read yr blog…..when my friend ask me ..how u doing..my answer is ..well i read big b blog …& try to improve my english..it’s been a awhile to go through dictionary..now it’s time to see one…t.c
nisha. canada
Nice pictures!!! Thank you for the “FISHY” and informative post.
When u will be back from there? How is Amar singh now?
Say my namaste to him too and enjoy!!!
S khan(USA).
Hi Amitji..
cool pics..!! yet another thought provoking post…
take care
Jasmine
Hello dear amitji
How are you? I wish always good
I personally very much afraid of the invisible and the sea is such a magical and mysterious space for me.
Once in my life I dared to dive at the beach called “Coral Beach” and it was a lovely experience, there is a place that is on “Coral Beach” built into the sea and can see through all the wonders of nature as a huge aquarium in the sea, but my opinion on the sea has not changed.
Aquarium is a different world every home should have one, it gives to look more relaxed.
My house has a nice little aquarium.
Is there anything more beautiful than my house more relaxing and we recommend that every member here: your picture:).
Love you always and forever.
miri zardav israel
My dearest Amithji,
How ar you ?
Hmmmm……..very naughty indeed!
I wonder how the female fish of the other group will know that it is a male she is mating with? & also what if the male fish try to mate with this intruder , thinking it is a female? Really, very complicated!
All in all , the intruder male fish has to go thru a lot to finally mate!
How many times , in our movies, we have seen men covering in ‘burqua’ , trying to woo our heroines, to escape the wrath of the father or brother of the girl. I guess, it is the same in animal world too.
Amithji, today is my daughter, Tejaswi’s birthday. Please send us your blessings! It will mean a lot to both of us.
The anticipation of watching you on BB is killing me. Every time one of the inmate is evicted, they will be really glad, because , when they come out they’ll be meeting you!
Wow! colors has hit the jackpot by roping you in!
Just finished watching paes loose in the mixed doubles finals of the US open. too bad, he could not defend his title. Hope he wins the men’s doubles.
Waiting for your wishes,
my undying love to you , with regards,
kalpana kakade
It would end like our Indian movies with two flowers coming together;-) depicting physical union, hehehehehhehehehhe
Naughty Big B,
:) 
:)
And it means dat it’s not only humans, who r into adultration, other spcies are also there, giving a tough compitition to human male, cos they can’t change themselves ha ha…
Waise har jagah males hi kyun kamin** (pardon my language) hote hain?????????
Hi Mr Bachchan,
I always forget to thank you for teaching me Hindi (I’m still learning of course); Watching your movies, it happened gradually, and especially because sometimes I couldn’t find the subtitles in languages that I read, as they say in Economy: the need create the demand.
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) and it was only entitled to be fertilized and she banished all the other females which became pregnant… I found the story fascinating!
But it is impossible for me to read the writing in Hindi without translator.
a small tip for EF: Google can translate any web page with the option in the toolbar “Translate”, you get the navigation page with all links in place, but in the language of your choice, then should’nt complicate your life
So Mr Bachchan; you can write in any language you like, I’ll always read… I never miss any word
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my version of the further adventures of our jealous fish is:
The poor male of the other clan, believing approach a beautiful female, begins to flirt with her. and then the disguised fish returns to its true appearance, the battle begins, the 2 males are fighting to death, flattered by the attention the ladies, but eventually the male winner is merciful; He looks at his defeated opponent and takes a voice breaks the silence of the ocean:
“Hey, I’ll leave you alive, but if I see you around, I will regret it, and you too :#!?¤$ ”
Euh … you must think that I’m crazy, I make fish speaking now,
I’m just inspired by a documentary I watched, about martens and they gave human names to the members of the clan: The head is a female called “Vicky” (Ahhhhh the female martens are so lucky!
good luck, You have many other scenarios for this fish’s story to read
# 130 Mousumi
Yes we do…Sanjith did u get the message from Mousumi my chota bhai !!..next generation, we will vote for u to be a male cuttlefish
Dear Uncle,
Today i read almost 50 posts of yours and am just feeling like as if i’ve met u in person. Thts the power of ur writings. i was looking for your biographies at different book stalls but they are just everything minus your feelings.
As its my first comment here on your blog, just thought to say “Pranaam Uncle”. Our country needs lot more people like you.
If you dont mind i’d like to convey my regards to Jaya aunty and your family via you!!!
Thanks for developing this blog and getting connected with us directly.
Love You,
Omi
Amitji,
Abhi radio par aapke dwara gaya hua gana sun raha hoon, Mr Natwarlal ka, “mere paas aao mere doston”. Jab bhi ye gana sunta hoon bahut achcha lagta hahi, karan nahi pata. Kuch bhi kaho aapki kuch movies unbeatable hain, matlab, bahut maza aata hai 100 baar dekhkar bhi :).
aap bahut achche kalakaar aur insaan ho, par wo samay alag tha jab aise simple si pyari movies banti thi.pata nahi ye simplicity kaha kho gayi hai aajkal.
App please Hrishi-da jaisi koi ek movie kijiye na. Cheeni Kum kaafi close thi us tarah ke cinema ke. Kuch middle class aadmi ke layak movie banti nahi aajkal, jaise Hrishi-da banate they.
App ko agar ye message mile mera to kripa kar kabhi Kishore-da ke bare mai apne experiences share kijiyega. maza aayega.
Pranam
Hello Mr. Bachan, Have good night.
love always
Fan from toronto
# 136 LOTTUS
Yes thanks Buddy.
# 87 Sanjith
Thanks dear..
Hello amit ji….My father a big fan.. my mother a big fan… my brothers big fans…i am a big fan too.. well lets put it this way out entire family are big fans… I had heard a lot about your blog but never readh it…i read it yesterday for the first time and loved it… congratulations on the sucess o your blog… isee a lot of comments poring in for you… people surely love you… God bless you.. i am too young to say this to you… but still god bless you …jaya ji… abhi jii and ash ji…. i am lazy to write complete names therefore pardon me…
love
Neelam
One final thought:
This picture made me think
http://www.jacobimages.com/gallery/d/3257-7/pharaoh-cuttlefish
that these should be called little Ganesh-fish (no disrespect intended).
And with regards to your story, he IS the remover of obstacles!! ha
# 180 : Archana : My answer is in my comment # 53…:)
# 180 archana(bengaluru)
Nice response…gud one..
Hello…..
मुझे अंदाजा नहीं है की आप आज मेरे कमेन्ट को रेपली करेंगे या नहीं क्यूंकि मैं ने कल काफी कुछ लिखा था इतिहास को ले कर ५०६ में ,लेकिन आप ने उसके पीछे और आगे वालों को जवाब दिया..मुझे उम्मीद है की आप ने मेरा कमेन्ट पड़ा थो होगा ही….
खैर आज का जहाँ तक सवाल है मेरे पास भी कुछ है आप से batane के लिए..मैं यहाँ आज बाज़ार से आ रही थी…और उस समय शाम की नमाज़ का समय हो रहा था..६:००प्म….और आप से विश्वास नहीं होगा लेकिन यहाँ के जो मुस्लिम भाई लोग हैं वोह सब नमाज़ पड़ने की तयारी कर रहे थे…कुछ समय बाद..सब अपना रोजा तोड़ रहे थे……………सच में मुझे इंडिया याद आ गया…यह लोग भी (घनियन मुस्लिम्स) एक दम हमारी तरह के ही हैं…और मस्जिद हमारे जैसे भव्य नहीं है लेकिन फिर भी वहां सफाई है, वजू करते हैं और साथ में बैठ कर रोजा ख़तम करते हैं…..इंडिया की बात इस समय कुछ और ही है….पर यहाँ यह माहोल देख के कुछ समय के लिए क्यूँ न हो…मैं भी इंडिया पहुँच गयी थी……………….रमजान का समय मेरे लिए बहुत खास है….हैदराबाद में ”हलीम” मिलता है…शायद आप से पता हो…….बहुत बहुत बहुत बढ़िया होता है…………..य्य्य्य्य्य्य्य्यूऊऊऊउम्म्म्म्म्म्म मैं बहुत ज्यदा मिस कर रही हूँ…हलीम से…..उसकी खुसबू और उसका स्वाद सब बहुत बढ़िया होता है….और खास का ke रोजा के बाद सब के खिले खिले चेहरे …सारा माहोल बढ़िया बना देते हैं…….
आप की मछली वाली कहानी अची लगी…और मैं थो हूँ ही नेट एंड साइबर वर्ल्ड की प्राणी…मैं ने झट से पहले परोह कत्त्लेफिश की इमागेस देखि गूगल पे एंड सच में वोह सच में हठी जैसे दीखते हैं…..सच में संसार में क्या क्या अजूबे हैं…बस देखने के लिए नज़र चाहिए….क्यूँ???
अच्छा और रही बात आप के कहानी की….ह्म्म्म्म….ह्म्म्म्म्म!!!!!!!!
ओके…Intruder, knowing that opposition shall become forbearing on noticing them, changes its colour, with great cunning, into that of the female specie of the opposition party and pretending to be one of their group, surreptitiously slips into their domain past unsuspecting males, and once in, mates with their ladies !!!
THE TECHNIQUE HE USES IS SAME AS WE HUMANS DO WHEN WE R INTO CRACKING THE SAME SCENES….THE RAT JAGA’S IN INDIAN MARRIAGES WHERE GIRLS PERFORM AND BOYS R FORBIDDEN TO ENTER…SEE MANY YOUNG BOYS…DRESSING AS GIRLS AND ENJOYING THE SHOW…..THE SEVENTH MONTH PREGNANCY OF WOMEN,CELEBRATED BY US…ALSO HAVE SIMILAR SCENES…..BUT HERE THE FISH, BEING FOMR OTHER LIVING SPECIES HAVE THERE OWN RULES AND SCENES……THEY DONT HAVE TO GO THRU RITUALS OF BEING FRIENDS….BUT THEY DIRECTLY GO ON TO ADD UP WITH THERE PROGENY…..AND EXPAND THERE EXISTENCE IN THIS UNIVERSE….
.WHILE THEY R INTO ALL THIS…IN TO THE HAREM OF WOMEN FOLKS OF THERE FELLOW BROTHER……ENJOYING TEASING AND HAVING FUN WITH HIS WOMEN….THE MEN….(WHOSE WOMEN THE INTRUDER INTRUDED)…IS BUSY PLANNING A ENTRY IN INTRUDER;S TERITORY…AND HE GETS SUCCESSFUL….HE TOO CHANGES HIS COLOR AS HIS WOMENS AND BECAUSE ANYWAYS HE IS NOT THERE TO PROTECT HIS REGION….HE ENTERS THERE AND HAVE FUN THERE WITH….NEW SET OF WOMEN FOLKS…………
THE LAW OF NATURE R FAST AND NOT COMPLICATED..U GET BACK WHAT U DID TO OTHERS…..AND U R ALWAYS THE WINNER….U LOOSE UR WOMEN BUT U GOT SOME MORE….HA HA HA HA…….
THE END……
I DONT KNOW WHAT I WROTE AS I DONT READ BACK WHAT EVER I HAVE WIRTTEN…BUT I GUESS IT WILL BE WORTH SOMETHING…ATLEAST A GLANCE FROM U……
कुछ थो जवाब सूझा था मेरे दिमाग में…बस वही लिख दिया कागज़ की रंगने के लिए ,आप ज्यादा ध्यान न दें इस नादाँ लिखाई पे….काम बहुत हैं वोह निब्तायें…विस्तार से आराम फरमाएं…हमारा क्या है…लिख देते हिं कुछ भी…आप से बात का के जी बहेला लेते हैं ….बस यूँही…..
अच्छा मैं अब यहाँ अपना लम्बा सा कमेन्ट ख़तम करती हूँ…
शब्बा खैर …..शुभ रात्रि…………
नेहा श्रीवास्तव-कुल्श्रेस्थ
घाना
Dear Amitji,
Now that’s a nice fishy tale!Naughty, naughty, he he he. The mind boggles. I didn’t know that about cuttlefish, the sly old fox!
The equivalent of ‘the milkman’, the ‘postman’, the plumber’??????!!!!!!!
Next time I sit and look at a tank of fish, I’ll have to take a closer look! Nice pics too, very colorful and soothing.
Good night and God Bless
Love and best wishes always
Sangita xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
run wild run crazy…am sorry…right now i am too obsessed with my plans not getting right and satisfaction doesn’t comes in…just too sarcastic i am today to everything…
i did crazy…but it doesn’t falls crazy enough…nor it does falls in sensible…my past breakthroughs seems blank…and everything i worked for seems to be going for toss…just by myself only…
and this obsession is not letting me sleep 4 consecutive 3 nights…and hero seems nowhere near to save…
i can not drown in failure…can i? can i foresee it? or failure is something i am too arrogant about…or just i already drowned i dun know it yet…
words of mouth…sometimes…how deep…my design doesn’t seems to happen…aur phir teri sanvednayen lekar main kya karoon…
Hi Amitji,
Very nice pictures and nice blog. It was very smart of you to leave it at the exclamation…
Well the cuttlefish are known for their brainpower. Just like humans have the largest brain among mammals, cuttlefish have the largest brain to body ratio among invertebrates. Lots of scientists have done research on the cuttlefish brain in order to try and understand the functioning of human brain. I would say they should have just studied their mating habits and attempt to cheat others, probably would have known more about humans from that.
Now on a lighter note, after the exlcamation, you could have written, “padosi apni murgi ko rakhna sambhal mera murga hua hai diwana”… ha ha ha
love u
Sunny (ur fan since i was two)
Edmonton, Canada
Amitji & EF,
don’t be surprised that I write too much today,
It’s that I have a wrist problem and I am happy to have found a way to write nevertheless
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This is a letter of demobilization, sent by a soldier to the Minister of Defense:
If you feel you dizzy, stop reading
Minister of National Defense,
Let me take the liberty of respectfully state as follows, and seek your good support necessary for a rapid demobilization.
I am a soldier who is currently in military service, aged 24 years and I am married to a widow of 44 years, which has a daughter who is 25. My father married the girl. At this time, my father became my son, since he married my daughter. Thus, my stepdaughter became my stepmother, being the wife of my father.
My wife and I had ,last January, a son. This child is a brother of my father’s wife, so the brother of my father. Consequently, my uncle, since he is the brother of my stepmother. My son is my uncle.
In Christmas ,the wife of my father got a boy who is, at the same time, my brother since he is the son of my father and my little son because he is the son of the daughter of my wife.
I am the brother of my little son, and as the mother’s husband of someone is his father , it turns out that I am the father of my wife and the brother of my son. I am my own grandfather.
Therefore, Sir, please be so kind to send me back to my home, because the law prohibits father, son and grand-son to be mobilized at the same time.
In the belief of your understanding, please accept, Excellency the Minister, the expression of my best feelings .
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Hope you enjoy the joke
Dear AB,For the cuttle fish….RANG BHARE BADAL SE ,TERE NAYANO KE KAJAL SE ,MAINE IS DIL PE LIKH DIYA TERA NAAM…..CUTTLLEEEEYYYYYY..
SUCKER!!!! SUCKER!!!
the first one for cuttle fish and the other one for you for dropping this on us ! ha ha ha……..it reveals the other side-evil side of your mind. now thats for sure you must have done something like that in your younger years. heh heh ! i know i know its your turn to be mushy now !! heh heh heh!!!!!!!!!!
it is true that
The cuttlefish are also called the chameleon of the sea. They have a very great ability to change their pattern for various purposes. The change of coloration is due to the special cells called chromatophores. The cells change colors when the individual cells expand or contract. Therefore, the cuttlefish are known to blend into many backgrounds with ease. The cuttlefish can therefore change into colors of gold, green, silver, blue etc.
A strange fact about the cuttlefish is that it can adopt the female coloration along one side of the body as well as retain the male coloration on the other side. Male cuttlefish are extremely alert when it comes to the females, especially if she is laying the eggs. The male will guard aggressively over the female and this is when another approaching male will use his ability to have a dual look to access the female and trick the
male.
# 130 Mousumi/Shankar Abu Dhabi
Mousumi can really b hard hitting if she wants, heh? At least she reads my comments - thats what matters! But I still want to be a male cuttlefish - how about you Shankar ji?
archana
Missing you…sleep well for a tiring day with us in the back bench tomorrow!
Thanks for writing in Hindi today, bahut achha laga, bahut se logon ne bhi likha hai ki wo khush hain…
I have been to Sentosa but missed to see that Aqarium, i don’t really know about Cuttlefish, thanks for describing about it.
Dubai Metro started today, first day, first ride for passengers was not so easy and You won’t believe the rush there. It looked like, there is some Fish Market, so many people came to try Metro as it’s a weekend here. People decided to leave their cars and take a beautiful ride on Metro.
Love and Regards
Vandana Bhatt, Dubai, UAE
###209### vikas murarka
vikas murarka
this is for u………….and pls…enjoy the flaovr of amitabhji’s story rather than confusing it with facts and figures….that we can always do on google..isnt it….
why not just enjoy and have fun and forget the realities of life….
Males fight for choice mating dens. Most fights end without major injuries.
After the males win their territory, female cuttlefish appear at the dens and mate with resident males.
After mating, the female retreats deep within the den where she lays her eggs one at a time. She coats the eggs with a protective sheath and carefully cements them to the roof of the den.In general shortly after mating, the female cuttlefish will begin to lay eggs.
Sometimes the male guards it, to be sure, only the eggs fertilised by him are laid.
She leaves the eggs unattended to develop and to hatch on their own.
“The female dies shortly thereafter”.
This is almost fishy to talk about fish mating and that also with some adult civility! Got to go as leaving for canada (N.Y side) shortly and perhaps going to miss blogji first time in 508 days…be back in couple of days.
DEAR AB AND EF’s,Nice way to teach……
फिल्मी डायलॉग से सीख रहे संस्कृत
संस्कृत कठिन भाषा है, पर यदि उसे सिखाने का तरीका दिलचस्प हो, तो यह कठिन भाषा सीखना भी आसान हो सकता है। इस बात पर गौर फरमाते हुए गुजरात के संस्कृत क्लब ने अब लोकप्रिय फिल्मों के मशहूर डायलॉग के माध्यम से लोगों को संस्कृत सिखाने की दिलचस्प शुरुआत की है।
संस्कृत क्लब के सूत्रों के मुताबिक आमतौर पर यह देखा गया है कि लोगों को पाठ याद करने में भले ही कठिनाई हो, पर फिल्मी डायलॉग आसानी से याद हो जाते है। अहमदाबाद के परिमल गार्डन में हर माह की अंतिम शनिवार को संस्कृत क्लब के सदस्य फिल्मी डायलॉग के माध्यम से संस्कृत सीखते है। संस्कृत सिखाने के लिए जिन फिल्मों के डायलॉग का चयन किया गया है, उनमें शोले, गुरू, दामिनी, लगे रहो मुन्नाभाई, दीवार, हेराफेरी, द लीजेंड ऑफ भगत सिंह और क्रांतिवीर जैसी 11 लोकप्रिय फिल्में शामिल है। इन फिल्मों के डायलॉग को संस्कृत में लिखा गया है, ताकि लोगों में संस्कृत सीखने की रुचि जगाई जा सके। उदाहरणस्वरूप शोले फिल्म में गब्बर सिंह द्वारा कहा गया डायलॉग तेरा क्या होगा कालिया कुछ इस अंदाज में कहा जाता है, कालिया तव किं भविष्यसि। संस्कृत में इसका जवाब कुछ इस तरह होता है कि महोदय, मया भवत: लवणं खादितवान, जिसका अर्थ है सरकार मैंने आपका नमक खाया है। आगे का डायलॉग है, तो अब गोली खा जो संस्कृत में इस प्रकार कहा जाएगा कि ईदानिं गोलिकां अपि खादत। जब गब्बर कहता है कि पचास-पचास कोस दूर जब कोई बच्चा रोता है, तो उसकी मां कहती है..बेटा सो जा नहीं, तो गब्बर आ जाएगा, इस डायलॉग को संस्कृत में कहा जाएगा कि पंचाशत पंचाशत योजनम् दूरम यदा कोअपि बालक: रुदति, तदा तस्य माता वदति वत्स शयनंम् कुरू अन्यथा गब्बर अगमिष्यिति। संस्कृत क्लब के इस प्रयास को बच्चों से लेकर बड़ों तक सभी लोग पसंद कर रहे है।
hi amitji,
how are you?
now a days i write everyday to you hope ur reading
love,
shweta
Dear Amitjee,
You have a beautiful hand-writing in Hindi :-).
Dear Mr. Bachchan,
Trying too hard to be original but can only came up with this .
{ The fun though is short lived and the predator has to make a hasty retreat .But my ! what a great piece of fin that was ! }
Looking forward to reading the other responses , and yes , how would you have ended it ?
Love.
Amitji,
Great to see you getting out and about, the pictures were fab..
I would love to be part of the debate, but I didnt understand what to write about the cuttlefish, apart from like humans they change their colours to gain what they want and loose interest..
Hope Amar Singh is on road to full recovery, really looking forward to your future releases..such a shame there has been a lack of them this year so far…hope the flood gates dont open and all release at once..
All the best always
Kishore
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To Sudhir 68.
There are many ways fih mate, it just depends on the type of fish.
Dear AB
Nice to read the hindi writing, though the full stop in hindi (I - a simple line ) is different and not the (.) …just a small correction. It would be wonderful if your blog was translated and put up for the hindi readers.
Very interesting fishy tale and the exclamation mark was the best ;0) to challenge the EF….interesting and naughty: I know you won’t have written all these things but i let my imagination run wild
Here is what happens next :
1.The new male fish flirts with the female fish, ” aye kya bolti tu…chalti ka aquarium ghoom ne ?” The female fish tells the new male fish (thinking its her male),” tum aaj bade romantic ho rahe ho
2.The female fish tells her male fish(when she realises her mistake),” mein tumhare layak nahi rahi ”
3.The female fish tells her male fish(after few weeks),”mein kisi aur ke bache ki maa bana ne wali hoon ”
4. The male fish askes the female fish, ” kis ke saath mooh kala kara hain?”
5. The male fish says after knowing the whole story of the other male fish trick, mein us kutte ka(i mean fish ka) khoon pi jaoonga…..” ;0)))))
end of the story….a typical hindi masala movie ishtyle !!!
Other options are:
1.The female fish says to the new male fish, “i don’t talk to strangers” - End of the story !
2.The female fish falls in love with the new male fish and elopes with him and they lived happily ever after…mmmooohhhaaaa - end of the story !
Hope you enjoy reading it as much as i enjoyed writing it ! Give me your rating (out of ten)for the exercise
Now coming to yesterday’s blog :
I did not read your blog yesterday as a punishment for myself as i had not followed the schedule which i made for myself, so i punished myself by not reading your blog(which is very dear to me) and read it today ! It was hard as whole night i kept thinking what you would have written, and finally read it today.
My comments for yesterday’s blog :
I agree with what you had written yesteray about history being preserved and technology advancement. I had a suggestion for the big adda people-if your blog had your voice (optional) speaking to us as we read the blog it would be wonderful. You could use a dictaphone as you write your blog, may be then you will not have to write…just speak the words and they get typed as you speak - i am sure there must be some technology available.
love u loads
Vinita
I am much later today in responding.
The view outside my window will be absolutely marvelous once the colours of Autumn pour out their vast array of harvest.
When we first moved back here the landscape was barren except fo rthe homes nestled on the terraced hillside. Then, with Spring we had a full view of harmonious pink cherry blossoms followed by our Summer that gave forth an abundance of various greens and like magic….the hillside was occupied by nature overflowing its portals. Now that it is Fall, our hillside is slowly making its changes, scarlets and rusty oranges.
With my curtains drawn to the sides it looks like I have a painting on my window. I look forward to the Winter snowflakes, but not too much snow.
Dear Amit Sir,
First of all thank you so much for your kind note of yesterday on my comment (message) to your post of day 483. Its such fantastic a feeling to get the yellow strip. My mind knows no limits of happiness today. Cannot believe that slowly but steadily you did reach pto my comment of day 483 and rewarded me too with the yellow strip. Thanks once again from the bottom of my heart.
I did miss the blog for some days togather, due to many reasons, some very private, and mostly due to official exigencies.
Today as i read your various posts that i missed so much and the comments of FmXt all these days, i understand how much i have been out of touch and lost. However, will update myself in the next couple of days.
This leaves me well. Hope everyone around you are not otherwise.
With Lots of love and respects
muralee
JAI SHREE KRISHNA MOTABHAI.
AAPKE CHARAN SPARSH.
The picture are very beautiful,
We can’t stop smiling due to your invisible
intentions in asking us to provide you an
ANSWER ????? NO COMMENTS.
sorry we were not able to reply yesterdays
blog.
WISH AND PRAY YOU ARE IN THE BEST OF YOUR HEALTH.
RADHE+SHYAM
RADHEKUNJ.PINNER.ENGLAND.
PB from Texas 216 … I’ve loved so many of the responses tonight, but yours is just priceless… loved it to bits…
Those like Jasmine from London who wouldn’t ‘play’ …. shame on you! I may have swum right into the Big Cuttlefish’s waiting tentacles.. but I Don’t Care…
This has been one of the most fun posts in ages… and very revealing too.. the responses have been as varied as the colours of the cuttlefish..
And it did make me think that anyone shooting a cuttlefish love story could save an awful lot on make-up… and Mr Bachchan (were he a cuttlefish) could have some extra time in bed…
With love and midnight insanity, Daisy
PS An idea for a poll question… one for the guys…
If you were a cuttlefish would you be
a) a lover
b) a fighter
c) thoroughly confused about your gender
Love and apologies, Daisy
Dear Amitji,
have you ever thought about the purpose of this life?
People everywhere are asking the questions; “What is the purpose of life?” and “Why are we here?” You might be amazed to learn, that Islam is providing clear and concise answers for these questions.
Most of those who reflect or think about life in any detail will consider and ponder these questions. There are as many different answers to these questions as there are people asking the questions. Some would hold that the purpose of life was to acquire wealth. Yet suppose they were to acquire millions of dollars, what then would they claim is their purpose after doing so?
If the purpose of life is to become wealthy, there would be no purpose after becoming wealthy.
The fact is that when people approach their purpose here in this life from the aspect of only gaining wealth, after collecting the money they have dreamed of their lives loose purpose and then they live in restless tension suffering from a feeling of worthlessness.
How could wealth then be considered as the aim of life?
Could the acquisition of wealth guarantee happiness? Of course not.
When we hear of millionaires or members of their families committing suicide, how could we consider the purpose of life would be to gain great wealth?
A child of 5 years would obviously prefer a new toy to a deposit slip for a million dollars.
A teenager does not consider millions of dollars in the bank a substitute for movies, videos, pizza and hanging out with his friends.
A person in their 80s or 90s would never consider holding on to their wealth in place of spending it to hold on to or regain their health.
This proves that money is not the main purpose at all the stages of one’s life.
Wealth can do little or nothing to bring happiness to one who is a disbeliever in Almighty God, because regardless of what he or she would gain in this life they would always live in fear of what will happen to them in the end. They would wonder what would become of them and how they would end up.
Wealth and its accumulation as a purpose would be doomed to a temporary success at best and in the end it would only spell out self destruction.
So, what is the use of wealth to a person without belief? He would always fear his end and would always be skeptical of everything. He may gain a great material wealth but he would only lose himself in the end.
Worship of the One True Almighty God of the Universe [Allah in Arabic] as a primary goal or aim in life provides a believer with everything he needs to succeed in both this life and the Next Life.
The word for total surrender, submission, obedience, purity of heart and peace in the Arabic language is “Islam”. Those who try to perform these actions are called “MU-slims” [Islam-ERs].
To a Muslim the whole purpose of life is “ibadah” or worship to the One True Almighty God on Terms and under His Conditions.
The term “worship” to a Muslim includes any and all acts of obedience to Almighty Allah.
So his purpose of life is a standing purpose; Worshipping Allah by accepting Allah’s Will over his own.
This act of ibadah [worshipping, thanking and extolling the Greatness Almighty Allah on His Terms and Conditions] is for the Muslim, throughout his whole life regardless of the stage. Whether he is a child, adolescent, adult or aged person, he is seeking after the Will of the Almighty in all these stages.
His life here on earth although short, is full of purpose and is totally meaningful within the complete framework of total submission [Islam].
Similarly, in the Next Life as well, his faith, intentions, attitudes and good deeds will all be weighed into his account as favorable putting him in high esteem with his Creator and Sustainer.
Because Islam teaches that this life is only a test or trial for the individual to show him his true nature it is only natural that he would accept death as not so much an ending to everything but more as a beginning of the final and lasting life in the Hereafter.
Before entering into either of the final lodging places i.e.; Heaven or Hell, there must needs be a Day of Judgment or showing of one’s true self to make them aware of their own nature and thereby understand what they have sent on ahead during the life here on the earth.
Every person will be rewarded [or punished] according to their attitude, appreciation and efforts during this stay on earth. None will be asked about the actions and beliefs of others, nor will anyone be asked regarding that which he was unaware of or incapable of doing.
As the life here is considered as an examination for the individual, the death stage is considered as a resting period after the test. It could be easy for those who were faithful and dedicated or it could be grueling and horrible for the wicked.
Reward and punishment will be in direct proportion to each person and it is only Allah, alone who will be the Final Judge over us all.
So in the teachings of the True Surrender, Submission, Obedience, In Sincerity and Peace to the Almighty One God [Islam], the line of life and its purpose is logical, clear and simple:
The first life is a test
The life in the grave is a resting or waiting place before the Day of Judgment
The Day of Judgment brings about the clear understanding of what will now happen to the individual based on his own desires and actions
The Permanent or Afterlife will either be spend in luxurious splendor or miserable punishment .
Following this clear understanding of life, the Muslim’s purpose is clear.
First of all, he has no doubt in his mind that:
he is only created by Allah
he is going to spend a period of time in this material world [called "Ad Dunyah" in Arabic]
he knows he will die
he knows he will spend time in the grave, either pleasant or difficult depending on his own choice of attitude and actions
he knows he will be resurrected for the Day of Judgment
he knows he will be judged according to the most fair of standards by Allah the Almighty, the All
Knowing he realizes his attitude and actions are going to come under very close scrutiny
he knows that this short life compared to the Eternal Life was in fact, only for a test
This life is very meaningful and purposeful to the Believing Muslim, as he realizes that it will determine is outcome and permanent position in the Next Life.
The Muslim’s permanent purpose is to Surrender, Submit, Obey, in Purity and Peace to Allah the Almighty, carrying out His Orders and staying in some form of worship to Him as much as possible everyday.
This includes the orders of Allah in His Book, the Holy Quran and His final Messenger and Prophet Muhammad, peace be upon him as follows:
Believing and declaring that “There is no god throughout all the Creation of Allah that is worthy of worship, all worship is due only to Allah, alone and He has no partners or helpers nor does He share His Lordship with any of His creations. And Muhammad, the son of Abdullah ibn Abdul Mutallib (1450 years ago) is the last and final messenger and servant of Almighty Allah, and is the culmination in a long line of prophets sent to mankind throughout man’s history, including Adam, Noah, Abraham, Moses, David, Solomon, Jesus Christ, may Almighty Allah’s Peace and Blessings be upon them all.”
Establishing the regular five times ritualistic prayer [salat] in the stated times (in the mosques for the men when possible)
Paying the charity tax [Zakat = about 2.5% of one's holdings - not his income, annually]
Fasting the month of Ramadhan [lunar calendar]
Pilgrimage to the House of Allah in Mecca at least once in the life of the person, provided he has the ability and the way is safe
For a disbeliever the purpose of this life is to collect and amass great wealth, money, power and position. Over indulging in eating, drinking, drugs, sex and gambling are a high priority to them. But all of this will not avail them anything good in the grave, on the Day of Judgment or in the Next Life. Eventually he will be faced with the question:
Now what?
What’s Next?
Where am I going?
What will happen to me?
He will come to know. For sure he will come to know. But then what will the knowledge avail him?
Look how Islam solves the mystery of the puzzle of life. It provides the answers to the questions and concerns of the human beings on all levels and in every aspect. It is really quite simple.
The purpose of life as understood by the Believing Muslim can be simply stated in only two (2) words:
Obey God.
Our only purpose and salvation lie in these two words.
We must come to know our Creator, Sustainer and Ultimate Judge. We must learn to believe in Him, thank Him, praise Him, honor Him and worship Him, alone without any partners from His Creation. We must learn about His Messengers and Prophets, peace be upon them, and the message with which they were all sent. We must learn the Word of God as was directly revealed, preserved and memorized and passed down by memory throughout all the generations of Muslims to the present day.
Those who are in search of truth, having open minds and hearts will recognize this as a message in truth and sincerity. Open your heart and your mind now and ask the Almighty God of the Universe [Allah] to guide you now to His True Way. And then be ready to accept your true purpose in life.
Dear Amitji,
Wow- amazing stories!!I think, all animals and other creatures have some similar senses as far as opposite sex is concerned, We all try to impress opposite sex in some way or other and attract them, not necessarily in bad intentions all the time, but it is natural!! We do not chage our “colors” or our outer part of the body, but our behavior changes and so our expressions. About cutterfish, I do not know what to say!!! It is kind of “sneaky” to get into opposite group behaving or pretending as a female!!!! Thank God, I am not born as cutterfish!!!
We did go under the sea when we went to Hawaii- saw beautiful creatures under the sea and nice beautiful fishes. It is a different sensations when you are in aquarium vs under the sea.
love
Ashesh
Black’ holds third spot at Korean box office
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Dear Amitji, and Big B Fans,
I urge all fans to share good news related to Amitji, Here is one
Black’ holds third spot at Korean box office
Mumbai, Sept 10 (PTI) Less than two weeks after its Korea release — billed as the biggest for a Hindi movie there — Sanjay Leela Bhansali’s critically-acclaimed “Black” has shot up to the third spot at that country’s box office.
The Rani Mukherjee, Amitabh Bachchan-starrer opened on August 28 at 180 screens in the country and was one of the biggest releases for a non-Korean or Hollywood film.
The movie is now behind Korean blockbusters “Take-Off” and “Haeundae”.
The opening of “Black” in Korea has gathered a lot of attention from general audiences and industry insiders alike.
Thanks
My dearest Mr. Bachchan,
Okay you know I cannot resist stupidity and I am in agreement with odd comment in that the activity of the Cuttlefish makes a good 1970/80’s Indian movie! I was imagining a good old fashioned love triangle complete with the chase, the sequenced dances between two shoals of fish during which the intruder creates a diversion by changing into a colourful sari, thus allowing him to fin around with the lady. Just before the cameraman has the need to swiftly remove focus from the mating fish to seaweed nearby in an effort to leave ‘something’ to the imagination…. the good-guy Cuttlefish swims in! An intense fight ensues between the male fish eventually leading to the good-guy fish winning the fin of the fair lady fish! And they all lived happily ever after!
To answer your question and on this side of the millennium of course the males and female Cuttlefish would be on the Jerry Springer show asking for a DNA test some months down the line!! ….’Ah yes a fishy business’, he would say!
And ‘that’ is as far into my imagination as anyone is allowed.. back off.. this is a no entry area!! Hehe..
Mr. Bachchan I do wonder whether you were actually “fishing” for ideas for a future film!!
Okaaay, enough of my stupidity for one lifetime !
Goodnight again, dearie.
With much love..
Jasmine
xx
Such lovely post and photos… dearest and mosr loved Big Boss
I don’t have an aquarium… it is like a little cage for fishes.. as i don’t have birds as pets in home… they don’t belong to limited space.. they had been born free.. so why we lock them in tiny cages..? Enough all the cages we are locking ourselves in.. no need to treat these lovely creatures by the same rudness.
I don’t have good memories with seas, oceans.. i feel panic in water just like any fish repects her ownself when she finds herself on land.. we belong to different worlds.. same rules.. similar behavior.. same violence.. even under this peaceful figure of swimming fish…
I wonder The pharaoh cuttlefish Intruder when he is sneaking after the female specie of the opposition party.. and mate with the ladies.. it resemble human adventures.. what happenes to a human who is exposed to an extra ordinary pressure or in the middle of danger… their glands excrete adrenalin… pharoah cuttlefish excrete brown ink.. so the male who excretes brown ink… is a sneaker and get caught by the males of the other community whom will certainly revenge harshly for their ladies.. and for being fooled.. !!!!!!
JAI SHREE KRISHNA MOTABHAI.
AAPKE CHARAN SPARSH.
The picture are very beatiful.
We can’t stop smiling due to your invisible
intentions in asking us to provide you an
ANSWER??????? NO, COMMENTS.????????????
wISH AND PRAY YOU ARE IN THE BEST OF YOUR HEALTH.
RADHE+SHYAM.
RADHEKUNJ.PINNER.ENGLAND.
Terrific pictures boss
Sirji,
have a nice day.
For your friend too.
Mahesh Thakur
Dear Mr. AB,
I don’t do this often - I am back AGAIN! Your story is more intriguing than the call I am on wondering why some people like to hear themselves. Multitasking with eyes on the fresh pot of coffee..
HERE IS THE PARTY TONIGHT!
Cheers!
Veena
Well my dear Amitji you are full with supprrises
Even if I try hard I could never write as you.
Don’t forget that you ecome what you are today because of your givet, a great abilty to nominalize almost every thing even the most un important things/situations in the world.
Look at this! you are taking a manifestation of nature and turn it to a dramatic/romantic/exciting act like in a big hollywood or bollywood movie…..
Sory Amitji, I don’t have your givet, I don’t have this imagination and such high language!
So i use my option in the game to turn the table back to you, and to wait to your fantastic way of describing and writing the wonder tale of Cuttlefish
I look forward to read the deevlops in the story……………
Yours for ever,
****Sari Zwi - Israel****
Hi Ami ,
I am sure u must have read # 3 comment by Dee Bank, on actress Lisa Ray being diagnosed with cancer. Itz really sad, and I hope and pray that she can brave through the rounds of chemo and radiation, bcoz any type of cancer can really eat u up :-(.
It is nice to see the Hindi version of ur blog post. But since being in US for almost 10 yrs now, it takes me forever to read a para in Hindi, of course not because I feel I am more westernised, but bcoz being here, I have lost the practise of reading and writing in Hindi, which is more common back home in Bombay.
Today ( Thursday), last week ( Sept 3rd ) was my last radio show and I am kinda missing it :-(. But I am hoping I get enough sponsors to get my show back ” ON-AIR ” soon :-).
Keep Well, my daughter’s Ami Bachchan
Love,
Ramya.
Blog : http://www.ramyahegde.com
Radio Show : http://www.music4thought.com
Hello sir,
F1 in Singapore is on 25th 26th and 27th with Qualifying race on 26th and final on 27th, and this is second time we are having this night race , Hope you will be still in SG to get glimpse of this race Singapore will be in its best on this day.
sir are you kind of person who loves history , if you are i could recommend a Museum in Singapore “For Siloso”
Its Singapore’s only preserved coastal fort stands . It has the largest collection of World War II memorabilia with life-sized replicas, interactive exhibits and even authentic aromas are lovingly recreated. Its worth a visit.
more info at
http://www.sentosa.com.sg/explore_sentosa/attractions/fort_siloso.html
In between the video of Big boss is fabulous , although I was not totally liking the idea that you were associating with reality show like Big Boss , but sir, the promo video rocks!!!
Video mein Tussi cha gaye ho
Kishore
Singapore
lately server is acting like cosmic entity ” Black Hole”
I posted comment twice - some how go lost after two hours!
GOOD EVENING MY DEAR AMITABH …
how are you ?
i went out to dinner with my hubby and family and just came back and read your new post..
first of all i am happy to read that you and Amar singh went out for a lil tourtoday and that you enjoied it too..
happy to know that Amar singh is better and can take a walk outside too…
all the best to him…he is very lucky to have you as his friend….
thank you for the lovely pics….
you are right ,i didnt notice the Cuttelfish in the last pic…
today was a yellow day to alot of our big EF ,but very sadlynot for me..
thank you for making many of us happy when you write to us and for your replies to us every time you can…they make us very happy…thanks…
boy…you are very naughty this evening…ho…..ho…
its getting hot here….
thank you for the refreshing pics of the under world of the sea…so i can cool for a bit…
well….after that exclamation mark,all that i can think of is too naughty to write in my comment,but i will say this…the sea is not the only thing that is wet there at that time……..:))
but i wonder what you have in mind for that part after the exclamation mark,ha??realy realy want to know ….
loved your naughty mood this evening….
thank you for the fishy post today…
just loved it….
thank you for conecting with us every day…
love you so very much…
have wonderfull night and very sweet dreams…
yours for ever…
anat magen here in israel….
Glad you swam away from the scene of action and in this kahani of “Kaun Sachaa Kaun Joothaa”, in delight the lady sings,
“Pardesiya..Pardesiya yeh sach hai piya
Sab kehte hain maine tujhko dil de diya
Main kehti hoon tune mera dil le liya
Phoolon mein kaliyon mein gaaon ki galiyon mein
Hum dono badnaam hone lage hain……..”
And Jootha replies,
”Logon ko kehne do kehte hi rehne do
Sach jhooth hum kyun sabko bataayen
Main bhi hoon masti mein tu bhi hai masti mein
Aa is khushi mein hum naache gaayen
Kisko pataa kyaa kisne kiya
Sab kehte hain tune mera dil le liya”
Lady Cuttlefish says,
“Mera dil kehta hai tu dil mein rahta hai
Meri bhi dil ki kali khil gayi hai”
Jootha Cuttlefish says,
“Teri tu jaane re maane na maane re
Mujhko meri manzil mil gayi…”
This comes to an abrupt end as Jootha gets found out by Sachaa and the usual exchange of the filmi dialogues,
“chun chun ke marunga gin gin ke maarunga…”etc.. etc… follow on
As both Sachaa and Jootha get locked in a tussle, there is a tragic end….
The lady dies after spawning.
Joking aside, female cuttlefish dies after laying her eggs.
But I think in your sincere, humble and educating way you would have gone onto to explain more about their life cycle.
Regards
Rajesh
Dear AB & EF
Just discovered a faster way to go to blog’s previous entries, if one wants to visit 10 days old entries instead of hitting the previous entry again and again simply use the link below :
http://bigb.bigadda.com/?paged=14
Instead of “14″ just type the number of days you would want to go say 6 days old then type “3″ (as the blog shows 2 posts per day u have to calculate accordingly
instead of 14.
Hope it is helpful & useful. if their is any other faster way,please share with us.
love
Vinita
Sir Ji :
- “The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take milk for example. Why do we drink COW milk? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said. “I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze ‘em!” - Calvin and Hobbes
Regards,
Tushar Surana
B.E.(Computer Sc & Engg)
MBA(Finance)
—JAI MATA DI—–
“”PHARAOH CUTTLEFISH”",,,
before!!!!!!!!!!!,,,,,,,,,,,,,I would like to mention that more than messege(or interpretation) story has some facts,,,,its with the word Commitment or Trust,Love, cheats,survival and Sacrifice!
Trust- for female cuttlefish ignores almost 70% (male)as n average to
choose one as mate,the couple then lives in den to mate(strange)
Love- Male Cuttlefish takes the responsibility of protecting from other
male outside the den untill female lays egg,its something unusual
for wild life to have intimacy of mating with couple.
Survival- Minor Cuttle fish(male) in order to save life not just pretends but
mimics even physical appearence of female,its sign of
intelligence for survival.
Cheats- The fake female(the actual male fish) even mates with real
female,its simply cheat but female living under protection level
of her choosen male are not be blamed much as even male get
misleaded by mimicry (even in anger) .
Sacrifice- Sacrifice,may be its not that conscious but just after mate,
female (as to be mother) take very good care of her diet and
dies a few day later after she lays eggs,the father protecting
outside the den also dies a within few days of mothers death,the
eggs get hatched themselves and kids starts feeding “Mysid”.
Anyway,namaste Sir,(charan Sparsh),Thanx for ur concern over we hindi(or regional Language) speaking people.But I would like to point ur attention towards so many people like me who adore u and concider u as lovable as their own self,,,but they r not “NET-FRIENDLY”,,so can`t visit ur blog but for sure love u limitless,they r restless to listen anything about u for they truly love you without any reason or condition on ur side,,,I wanna ask ,if we ,who adore Amitabh Bachhan with ,,his name,,,,feel his presence all the time with us,,and almost die to see him happy n blessed with divinity in every moment of life,,,r we also member of ur EF,even if we can`t always visit ur blog (`coz of some unwanted reasons),,,???
P.S.one personal request(once again) thats UNANSWERED by u,,sir,just for once say anything taking my name as Rahul,,as when u`ll say my name,that moment,I`ll be in AB`s mind,,,,,,,Sir That single Moment with u and inside u,,,will be a more than Life Gift for me….
With Prayers n Love
Rahul!
“”PHARAOH CUTTLEFISH””,,,
before!!!!!!!!!!!,,,,,,,,,,,,,I would like to mention that more than messege(or interpretation) story has some facts,,,,its with the word Commitment or Trust,Love, cheats,survival and Sacrifice!
Trust- for female cuttlefish ignores almost 70% (male)as n average to
choose one as mate,the couple then lives in den to mate(strange!).
Love- Male Cuttlefish takes the responsibility of protecting from other
male outside the den untill female lays egg,its something unusual
for wild life to have intimacy of mating with couple.
Survival- Minor Cuttle fish(male) in order to save life not just pretends but
mimics even physical appearence of female,its sign of
intelligence for survival.
Cheats- The fake female(the actual male fish) even mates with real
female,its simply cheat but female living under protection level
of her choosen male are not be blamed much as even male get
misleaded by mimicry (even in anger) .
Sacrifice- Sacrifice,may be its not that conscious but just after mate,
female (as to be mother) take very good care of her diet and
dies a few day later after she lays eggs,the father protecting
outside the den also dies a within few days of mothers death,the
eggs get hatched themselves and kids starts feeding “Mysid”.
Anyway,namaste Sir,(charan Sparsh),Thanx for ur concern over we hindi(or regional Language) speaking people.But I would like to point ur attention towards so many people like me who adore u and concider u as lovable as their own self,,,but they r not “NET-FRIENDLY”,,so can`t visit ur blog but for sure love u limitless,they r restless to listen anything about u for they truly love you without any reason or condition on ur side,,,I wanna ask ,if we ,who adore Amitabh Bachhan with ,,his name,,,,feel his presence all the time with us,,and almost die to see him happy n blessed with divinity in every moment of life,,,r we also member of ur EF,even if we can`t always visit ur blog (`coz of some unwanted reasons),,,???
P.S.one personal request(once again) thats UNANSWERED by u,,sir,just for once say anything taking my name as Rahul,,as when u`ll say my name,that moment,I`ll be in AB`s mind,,,,,,,Sir That single Moment with u and inside u,,,will be a more than Life Gift for me….
With Prayers n Love
Rahul!
Dear Mr. Bachchan,
It is wonderful to read about your relaxing day with your friend and the fish story. Nice pictures. I thinking back to my holiday on the Maldives many years ago. Ihuru the circle round island has a diameter of 200 m. I snorkeled always around the island and saw the beautiful colors of coral and the many various fish it was absolutely fantastic.The highlight was the diving course and therefore the underwater world. How colourful and diverse is this paradise.I know still weeks later back in Germany .The very friendly and helpful humans from Maldives. I had still the feeling from sand under my feet and … Ohhhh
…the memories come back through your story, Thank you so much!
Now I must look in which box is the album.
quote; about cinema
“Talking about dreams is like talking about movies, since the cinema uses the language of dreams; years can pass in a second and you can hop from one place to another. It is a language made of image. And in the real cinema, every object and every light means something, as in a dream”
best wishes, a great day tomorrow,
a big hug and my Love always
good night
Carla
Well my dear Amitji you are full with supprrises
Even if I try hard I could never write as you.
Don’t forget that you ecome what you are today because of your givet, a great abilty to nominalize almost every thing even the most un important things/situations in the world.
Look at this! you are taking a manifestation of nature and turn it to a dramatic/romantic/exciting act like in a big hollywood or bollywood movie…..
Sory Amitji, I don’t have your givet, I don’t have this imagination and such high language!
So i use my option in the game to turn the table back to you and to wait to your fantastic way of describing and writing the wonder tale of Cuttlefish
I look forward to read the deevlops in the story……………
Yours for ever,
****Sari Zwi - Israel****
P.S: Thank you Amitji for your response to me yesterday : -)
And the females also welcome the thrill and excitement of the whole process, and as the “disguised” males make their way out, are gleefully satisfied and happy with their accomplishments and do not care even if they have to lose their lives while swimming their way out of the enemy terrritory…they got what they want and if death came in that process at least they are dying being satisfied!!!!
oh.this is a funny post.i will say,you know,boys will be boys.lol-
This is the firts time I feel like dating a 67 year old man, yes Sir that is YOU! lol….I don’t know why I felt that way….the way you wrote the fish story is simply superb, dude!!! you have a very unique MIND!!! BTW, I am 34, mom of a 4 yr old:)
Machli jal ki hai rani,jeevan uska hai paani,buri nazar se dekhoge to dar jayegi,pass aaoge to machal jayegi,thora cheroge to fisal jayegi aur theek fasaoge to apke ghar jayegi!!!cuttlefish-naughty but u-very naughty!!!samundar mein rehke machli ka machli se bair!wow!lovely pics,fascinating knowledge about the seaworld.Dear Mr Bachchan,didn’t address u but went on n on with macchi ki bacchi!!!that’s the hold u hav on our minds n I don’t smell anything fishy,it’s all cos of love n thick bond Btwn all of us that make us do such funny exercise even though I’m half asleep…zz…zz..many regards.zz…zz..
FEEL BETTER, A BIG SPLEEN ON THE EVENING; i SPOKE WITH ALGERIA, ORAN TOWN OF RAϨ? THE WORLD MUSIC I PREFER TO DANCE, I TO USED DO SPEND LIKE IN CAM ENTIRE NIGHT TO ORIENTAL CABARET IN MARSEILLE, VERY OFTEN WITH “CHEB AMID LE rOSSIGNOL D ORAN , FRIEND OF KHALED, MAMI who deluse me soo much for what he did, still in jail
. in Paris, A SUCH VOICE WHOM STING ASK HIM TO MAKE A WHAT A VOICE THIS CHEB MAMI, SAHRAOUI, ZAOUANIHA…..? OF COURSE i KNOW ALL THIS PEOPLE AND WHE HAD E SUCH INTENSE MOMENT DURING CONCER; well CHEB HAMID I MANAGE SO LONG TIME HE AS A VOICE OF GYSPSY AND NO MUSICIANS CAN T FOLLOW HIM WHEN PUBLIC IS SO MAD ABOUT HIS SONG; WHEN WE WENT IN PARIS TOGETHER ALL ALGERIANS PEOPLE STOP US TO SPEK TO HIM OR ASK AUTOGRAPHE? specially in BARBES and in TEA ROOM OF THE GREAT MOSQUEE IN PARIS, sorry Madam he is our IDOL and so on…. and when we had an appointment in my bar. HE ALWAYS CAME WITH ONE HOUR LATE BECAUSE HE MET HIS FAN. HE WENT ONE MONTH IN JAIL FOR VISA DEPASSE, I MOVED EVERYBODY AND FOUND A LAWYER BECAUSE ITS LAW….. THE TV AND RADIO WERE OUTSIDE, AND THEY LIVE HIM GO OUT WHEN IT WAS DESERT AFTER WAITING A LONG TIME; AFTER THAT WE PARTICI¨PATE FOR ONE HOUR EMISSION TO “RADIO CHEMS”that mean SOLEIL in arabic and the most terrible thing he says ; all my FANS WERE THERE ! SO TRUE; a little man like a GYSPSY BUT WITH A SUCH MARVELOUS VOICE, my favourites KHADIDJA, EL MARSAM?, L AMOUR FI TELEPHONE …. GOD BLEES V+CHEB HASNI WHO WAS ASSASSINATED AFTER REGISTERED AN ALBUM WITH HAMID DEAD IN MOTHER S ARMS 29.10.95, RACHID BABA AHMED, ALLOULA DIRCTOR THEATRE ORAN? DIRECOT OF THEATRE ALGER, director OF BEAUX ARTS OF ALGER. SO MANY JOURNALIST AND A SPECIAL THOUGHT FOR THE GRAT WRITER KATEB YACINE AN MOHAMMED BOUAMARI<?<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< WHO TEACH ME STORY OF ALGERIA AND WHO HAD THE OK TO MAKE FILM OF HIS LIFE “THE MUTTON” HUSBAND OF FATTOUMA OUSLIHA who receivedyh INTERPRETATION PRICE IN RUSSIA DURING FESTIVAL CINEMA? SHE US IN ALGER WITH HER FAMILY ¨WAITING AϨD TO COMR BACK TO PARIS; sO,as always I went so far, a flash back, ti SAY TO U AN ANOTHER ACTRESS FRIEND OF MINE WANT I PLAY WITH HER IN MOVIE ZXPECTED AUTOMN AND WINTER, SO HAPPY. INCH ALLAH§ IT SEEMS YOU BRIBNG ME LUCK WITH YOUR BIG WHEEL TURNING, IT SEEMS YOU STOP THE CABIIN IN FRONT OF ME I CAN GO IN BUT j ai le vertige et ne peux pas trop me promener dans les airs LE LION ET LE RAT AREN T FOND OF THESE STRANGE SENSATIONS ;;;SEE U LATER AND HAVEC GOD DREAMS;;; BE CAREFUL TO YOUR SENSATIONNAL BODY EXPERIENCE……….LOV
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With lots and lots of respect dear Amit jee,
Here is one———–After spending some time with female friends dear intruder lifts his घूंघट ( comes back in his real colour) and by this time its too late for them to kick him out because दोस्ताना had already happened.
Ha ha ha ……….I hope you find it funny too………..
Deepak from Vancouver Canada
Many Obstacles
By Renate
In the big blue Indian Ocean
There once lived a cuttlefish
Akhnaton was his ancient name
And Nefertiti was his love
One day she had gone missing
Akhnaton searched the sea
He found find her in the harem
Of a stronger Pharaohfish
Akhnaton went to see her
The Pharaoh was big and mean
He flashed his many colors
To make his message seen
But - Akhnaton had watched Laawaris
BigB had done it there
He dressed in choli and sari
And undulated in
Akhnaton played the lady
And found his waiting love
Alas, their trials weren’t over
More troubles were to come
“You are fish, you do not mate”
Friend Sudhir said it twice
Aishwarya knew the real truth
“You’re no fish, you’re mollusks
So go ahead and sin”
She even gave instructions
And Phyllis showed the pictures
Fie - the details were too detailed
And for the Sensitive too crass
BigB, always the gentleman
Did not like this rating “X”
And set his exclamation marks
No less than three at once
Is there no end to suffering?
Who can help us now?
Tehreem came to the rescue
“Did you forget your ink?”
So in a cloud of sepia
The final act took place
In the big blue Indian Ocean
Or was it Sentosa Isle?
Dear Valorie, I hope you don’t mind my intrusion into your domain - it’s for today only and you can see I don’t share your talent for rhymes (or poems ….lol….)
Love,
Renate
just observ the dram…a..now…she is not she…now in delhi…some body else…:-)chowkaasiii….:-)
Here are some of my top-of-mind comments…
1. Sigh! If only I had known this when I was much younger!
2. Oh I better watch out or the media headline is going to be - Amitabh lowers blog standards after signing up Big Boss! (of course it doesnt make sense - isnt that how it is often?)
3. Maybe they should be called Cuddlefetish!
4. Now, imagine if that was possible among humans?
5. The Cuttlefish might fool everybody, but I am sure it can’t fool its own mother!
Amithji
Koti Koti Parnam Mera,
Okay, the mood you are in today, makes way from Kalu to Kaalia as it plays in my background. Looks like either the fish have got you excited, or something in the fresh air of Sentosa… Something really fishy going on there , just wonder what your dear friend is thinking ?? …lol..
But hey Yes you are right they are truly amazing, in fact there are I think, over 25,000 different types of fish in the world, thats more than mammals, reptiles and amphibians.
This excercise that you have put to us, is really not fair… would have been nice to hear your version first… But as One diplomatic to another I suppose!!!
It is a wonder of such realisation that God made this Kingdom, that the animal world should behave and imitate mankind, or mankind imitating the animal kingdom ?? Who really knows ?
All sharing a deliberate chosen route of being the same self centered , selfish cunning, nature that embeds the mind regardless of which ever speices we may refer to…For our own individual survival of the fittess…. But then I suppose they never have to deal with the depth of Pain as us humans do..
The answer to your exclamation mark would be sensible just to allow it to be as completed simply in more kinder words as ‘Clever Tactics’.. what random behaviour Ghosh….
I refuse to enter a zone of chauvinism, sexism, or shrewdness exisitence with a currently totally drained and exhausted brain today.. so please do forgive this lack of co operation and communciation… One can but laugh at such behaviour.. truly brains of their own and how remarkably self determined and confident.
Amitji, am extremly tired today, so please do forgive me, must get some rest. Enjoyed your mood and sense of humour today…
May I say how wonderfully high it raises my spirits & gives me a sense of contentness, when I feel the laughter and smiles that your vibes transport over this cyber space to us…
Baas aap sada muskarate rahe meri dua hai yeh…… It makes me feel so good and joyous…
My love as always @ 12.45am
Oh by the way I have no words that can be expressed enough to reach your disturbance… With my complete gratitude & sincerity I Thank you from the most deepest coral reef level of my body n soul … The happiness was surrounded in a massive ocean of relief on the other side… Your immeadiate reaction did the trick… Sumjhe Aap ???
THANK YOU MY HUMBLE CARING BB…
Anu
x
Oh by the way just a quick message:
Thank you to Dee #3 for leting us know about LISA RAY’s illness, it is very sad and a shock. May God give her and her family the courage and strength to be strong and supportive. May Lisa only contiune a life of PAIN FREE TREATMENT… May God bless her , My thoughts are with her…
My Dearest, Dearest Man…
***You ask me ‘What would you have written after that last exclamation mark?”
Then you add to it by writing “RUN WILD, RUN CRAZY! Keep it civil, even though we are all adults, let’s have some imaginative inputs!” Well, never let it be said that I don’t work well under pressure… I LOVE A GOOD CHALLENGE!
***In answer to your question, I would write you a poem… (What? You expected something else???) Thereby keeping my promise of ‘one poem a day’ to you as well as giving you a sneak-peak into my imagination… And here is is..
drum roll please……………………….
“CUTTLE BUDDY” by Valorie Adams
I once lived in a cuttlefish harem -
way down beneath the blue sea.
I must say my cuttlefish ‘Master’
wasn’t taking very good care of me…
A foreign fish snuck in one evening -
He was all dressed up in girls clothes!
He thought he’d creep in and have his way with us -
and do it all right under ‘Masters’ nose!
Well, he didn’t count on us Ladyfish -
being as lonely as all of us were…
We duct taped his mouth and put a veil on it -
Then we handcuffed him still in his skirt!
We sat him on a pillow in the corner -
and we do with him whatever we want…
It doesn’t appear that he minds much -
though his face looks a little bit gaunt…
See, we were too smart for that fella -
We sure couldn’t let him get away.
‘Master’ just thinks he’s an ugly concubine -
In fact, he’s still chained there today…
and now……………TAAAAA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Dear Sir,
I am reading your blog for quite sometime though not able to read daily. But if my day starts with your blog that is the best. I really thought many time to write you but dont know why I couldnt… might be I thought that what I read will be read by Mr Bachchan.. Wowwww…. and that thought sent chill in my bones. But once I read and came to know that you are in Singapore cant stop thinking to write you and then today I crossed that barrier from the word “should” to “will”. When I heard that you are here I thought may be somewhere I can see you.. I know for that one has to be extremely lucky.. lets see. And I am not going to leave the hope
Wishing you all the very best for everything Sir, and your efforts to make your fans very very happy…
regards,
Ravi
Dear Amitabh Bachchan,
Came from work and now I can comment..: ) Sorry to keep you waiting..: ) Just kidding.. !
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Thank you for the pictures from the aquarium.. Seeing them here made me feel happy !
Good for you and your friend that you could go there.. Looking at this amazing unknown world gives a special feeling of the magical encounter with the countless wonders of this creation …
I went in museums aquariums in San Diego many times and in Boston and I took pictures just like you posted today..
I also enjoy very much and I am at awe watching programs like “Planet Earth” and “Blue Planet”
and others that show glory and wonders of underwater world. Some deep sea creatures look like space ships from deep space or even resemble constellations - with their chemical lights in the pitch blackness of the aquatic abyss…
On the first of your pictures one fish turned away form the school and is not smiling : ) …
On the second, camera flash looks like the sun in the blue skies of the aquarium with jellyfishes.
I have a picture of seaweed fish which indeed is a species of a seahorse fish - resemblance to the plant.. On my picture they are a little different - less branchy and more of bright shades of green.
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Cuttlefish, which is a mollusk, behavioral habits are fascinating..
On the ones that you described, all I can think logically of is a biological side of it..
In this cunning and ingenious way nature overcomes inbreeding - the process of mating within closed group of organisms. Community of Cuttlefish is being overprotective for crossbreeding to take place ( the exchange of variety of genes necessary for species survival ) .
So, after those “!!!” marks, - the new generation of Cuttlefish will be coming to life - with stronger genetic pool..
So, I think maybe it is evolution’s way to solve and deal with it..
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English is not my native language indeed and I mentioned more than once about my difficulties when I use it, but not any where near a complaint though - rather apologetically for any shortcomings..: )
I saw your films dubbed in Russian !! : ) So, all Indian languages on your blog that are coming up soon, I suppose, are not going to help me to advance much here : ) Ha ha ha .. It made me laugh : )
Yet, all the same, I write here not to promote my views or myself, but to give you a support..
I share my thoughts and ideas with the same purpose - maybe it can be of use and give you something positive in support..
Here is something I would like to say on the theme of you comparing your blog to the house of ‘BiggBoss’ the other day.
EF is a very variegated community.. Multi cultural.. I always try to consider it when I write ..
Ethics and other traits are greatly a cultural inheritance..
I can not expect everybody live by my ethics and I am not inclined to abandon mine.. Everyone has their own that they adhere to..
For a comparison I have a close circle of friends who share my ethics - communication with them is most rewarding … I think it is the same way for everyone..
I think here we all share love and solidarity as human beings and mutual respect of the same …
And, of course, we are all here for you..
For months now there has been talk on the blog about envy and jealousy. I abstained from expressing on this topic earlier. But I would like to say that they are natural and most uncomfortable traits of human nature connected deeply to feeling of fairness and of a competition as an evolutionary inbuilt in us..
In my system of ethics and beliefs, inducing them should be avoided as much as following them..
Because if we care for one another we would care to understand and not inflict the pain that is intrinsic to weaknesses of human nature.. As much as we should try to grow and become stronger..
Only spiritually highly advanced individuals had won the battle over their own Ego.. And such are very few individuals though the whole history of humankind …
Actually, it is the core issue and mechanisms which can explain why perpetual peace and love does not exist on Earth.
People need gentle care on this issue.. I consider it worth mentioning and share these thoughts now because there was a mention in you blog of an ‘Ego’ couple of days ago in connection to your new “Big Boss” project and I did not have time and energy at all to write on this subject at the proper Day of the blog.. So, I thought I would..
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I apologize for the length of my comment - somehow I do not possess the talent of brevity in expression : ) All in good humor … : )
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I wish you to have a beautiful day.. And thank you for this very interesting and generous entry..
God bless and take care.
With much love.
Tatiana S. USA
Cuttle fish……
Hummmmmmmmmmm……..
*&&^**&^^%888*&^^%% I wish if I could be a cuttle fish…. no no.. if my wife read this comment, she will kill me… okay…. so within the civilian limits… I can only say that cuttle fish are still not open minded … you see…. but god has gifted some smart cuttle fish a way to live as per their choice and break the social barriers…….. Thats why cuttle fish has three hearts…. enough room for everyone…
Hats off to the creator of cuttle fish…
# 329 Renate : You have shown your talent….you having ability to intelligently network the words….good going keep it up…:)
Regards,
Manoj Kumar Ojha
Hi !Do’nt we have slimy cuttle fish in our society too. Hahah.
Take care.
With lots of good wishes ,
YFF
sumi
Mr. Bachchan, it will be wonderful when you can have an everyday bi-lingualblog! (Or more than that eventually, from what you say)
I am very, humbly grateful that this blog is written in English, since I have no Hindi to speak of, but I totally sympathize with all the speakers of your native language who want to hear you in your common mother tongue.
So many of you in the FmXt are terrifically fluent in Hindi and English both, and I am in total admiration and envy of your abilities!
But I am in just as much admiration of those of you who claim your English is not that good (although most of you sound quite eloquent to me!) and who with dictionaries in hand, are using this as a challenge to improve your skills in a language not your own. My hat is off to you!
As for me, I am a rank beginnier in learning Hindi. I like it when things are written in the devanagari script, because it gives me a chance to practice my remedial reading skills. Also, it is better than romanized for me, because with the latter I am always having to try to figure out which d or t to look up first in my Hindi-English dictionary!! ha
Anyway, this is just another one of the wonderful multi-cultural virtues of this world-wide beloved blog!
Achaa, y’all!
Phyllis
Dear Mr. Bachchan
A working woman’s job never ends. I have been trying since afternoon to read the blog and finally made it. Will be reading your father’s autobiography this week end which finally arrived today.
My caption for your fish story……”The grass is always greener on the other side”.
Lakshmi
Goodmorning amitji,
….and once in, mates with their ladies !!!
The continuation could be:
But when ‘he’ tries to escape, the fiercely protective males thinking that one of their ladies is attempting to slip away, capture ‘him’ and send ‘him’ straight back in! The poor intruder is forced to spend the rest of his life a transgender! And the happy males exclaim, “She isn’t straight, but she’s a beauty!!”
THE END.
Aishwarya.
To describe the, “Pharaoh Cuttlefish” I would say our Politicians..their changing colors every minute.
Obby
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Respected Amitabh Ji.
Back for the second time to respond to Daisy M’s poll. I would be a lover. Those pheromones would be picked all across the ocean (aquarium pool in this case). Dunno if fishes have pheromones. I would fight to love, but wouldn’t ever love to fight :).
Regards and Love
Ashutosh
Dear Mr. Bachchan,
About the story of the cuttlefish … imagine the chagrin of the intruder when it turns out that …
“Main yahan kisi ’she’ ki talaash mein aaya tha ‘main’ nahin ’she’ ban ke, … aur ab yeh soch ke mera peecha kiya ja raha hai, ki main ‘main’ nahin ’she’ hoon”.
Just jesting,
Aruna.
Dear Mr. Bachchan,
Please allow me to respond to my DEAR FRIEND *****JYOTI CHANDER #420*****
JYOTI! JYOTI!!!!! JYOTI!!!!!!!!! I would rather DIE than not respond to one of your lovely messages!!!!! KNOW THAT, OKAY??? However, I am on the other side of the planet, dear - precious - sweet - friend… please understand that I never found your message from yesterday @ #420 until just NOW - the NEXT night!!! I still don’t know if there are any other messages from you for yesterday (I read them backwards… I know… I’m strange that way…) so now that I have left THIS answer to you, I will go back to yesterday and continue to read what I missed by being asleep last night… I love you… I would never intentionally not respond to you… know that, okay? BIG WARM HUG TO YOU!
Unfortunately the male cuttlefish (now in female disguise) must be on the alert to the fact that some unsuspecting male may find him very attractive!! Yikes…Love, Mary Anne
Dear Mr. B ,
I think Valerie Adams said it the best in her poem Cuttle Buddy . Ha ha , very clever , V . A .
G’Day Mr. Bachchan,
Cheeky post aey. Umm….. I would have said how amny offsprings came about because of the the mating and i would have narrated the growing up tales of those offsprings … and then their offsprings and so on.
As u can tell its a good story that’ll never end. Much like some of our TV serials. I hope no one gets an idea from this comment as it will be painful to watch.
You are not that bored are you ?
Cheers !!
VIbhanshu Sharma
And the ladies enjoyed the change. Their love prospered. Karan Johan got a story idea and decided to make a movie on this immortal love saying “I have never done this before.”
Inshallah, I don’t think I can compete in this world with you (celebrity freaks) or your wellwishers or so called agents. So, I quit. I am out and no longer want to pander to your egos.. Goodbye.
Dear Amitji and EF,
Today is Srikrishna Jayanti.
Vasudeva sutam devam
Kamsa-Chanoora mardanam
Devaki parama-anandam
Krishnam vande Jagatgurum
So today is a day of prayers and offerings to my Lord, so I wont be around much today.
Hi to my quiz school friends, Vijaya, Pettssy, Dee S (welcome!), JJ, Manoj, Sanjith, Sudhir, Abhaya, Dr. Anshu, and sweet Mousumi. Archana, I miss u dear.
Renate, thank you for including me in ur poetry.
Sudhir, I hope u didnt find it crass too…it was meant to be in response to ur comment #203. I copy pasted it from a site called dive-the-world.com and didnt bother to edit it. The contents, in my sleepy state last night, just seemed like XII grade biology.
Love u all and have a beautiful day,
Aish.
Pranam Amitabhji and Shwetaji,
Do you miss me? I am in your caring arms. YES YES YES!!!!!
Love you,
Sanjay Patel
Hi Mr. Bachchan,
How beautiful is your script, however, the “period” or “full stop” is dneoted by a vertical straight line in the devnagri script form which hindi originates. Methinks you are too used to rapid postings!!!!!
HA HA, reminds me of the oft-hilarious comedic ploy in Hindi movies where the amorous hero gains access to his love by disguising himself in a lady to join a group of identically burqa’d group of ladies. Ha Ha Ha. Ze fox in the ze henhouse!
You have never looked better and the place suits you. I thought I would share the following with you before going to bed.
1. No matter how delightful slices of life may be captured, there is no excuse for surveillance basd programming to enter our entertainment sphere. So, unless you are immune to what has happend to the once path-breaking and leadership oriented Brits under the warrantless, relentless, mind- and creativity numbing surveillance that current Brits are subject to, I would dearly plead with you with all of my chakras to yours - please choose another worthy recipient that would capture India’s slice of life portraits rather than contrived shows - you know once the camera is on, you can never guarantee authenticity anyways.
2. On behalf of all our hard-working countrymen and admirers worldwide as well as the spirited people of the Bahamas, thier media……THANK YOU EKTA CHOWDHRY, MISS UNIVERSE INDIA 2009. You represented us so well to the world…classy, stunningly photogenic, stand-out in national dress, a great showcase for India’s design talent and ooh la la - the chicest blunt bob that set a trend across fashion circles everywhere.
Of course Mr Bachchan, you may not have the chance, but as a global amith ambassador and a person who understands the value of nations (rashtras) not vague, large economic units aka NAFTA, EEU or other doomed entities….but people everywhere were very sad at the opportunity that was lost at this years MU contest. Blatant selection of pre-chosen candidates with a smattering of openly undeserving candidates made up the top 15 and the rest is history. More pictures at the sad little website http://www.voy.com/81120/ and http://www.missosology.org.
Ekta did a terrific job representing us and for that THANK YOU DEAR LADY, no matter the negative posters, WE APPRECIATE THE EFFORT!!!
By the way, the exquisite Miss Universe Singapore, Rachel Kum of did your host country proud - exquisite among the very strong Far East Asian contingent. (another casualty of this contest this year, did not place)
3. If every you needed to read the “real” unfooled around with word of one of the greatest teachers in modern times, do read the Essene Gospel of Peace or what is otherwise known as the Gospel of the Holy Twelve…..much hidden and much kept out of the McDonald’s version…..tell me then you dont hear the exact words of Lord Krishna in the Bhagavad Gita or Lord Buddha or by reading this know that the Lord is ONE as we worhsip in love and tolerance in many, many ways….
Good night sweet prince! Hari Om. Still awaiting your yellow thread from day 485, forget not.
Also, if you ever need to see a movie will gt under you skin… see Tarantino’s latest with Brad Pitt. Another deeply humanizing movie…District 9.
Much love
S
Lottus…a special hi for u. Love to lil Vanshika.
Archana, my love to Chinmayi (Rakshita).
Vijaya, love to Venu and Vamsi.
Kids are afterall the Lord’s favorites.
Hi to Tasneem, Jyoti Chander, Valorie and dear Sharmila. I hope I didnt miss any of my friends out. Have a nice day all of you!
Love,
Aish.
Amitji, having done Marine Biology, I have witnessed these creatures at very close range in the sea at great depths. Yes, their mating habits are a little weird as you described but so are mating habits of many other creatures. Animals on land like Lions, Monkeys, Stick Insects, spiders, etc are all very bizarre to a normal person. When stick insects mate, during this mating, the female eats her male partner. Therefore, to avoid being eaten, the male brings a gift in the form of another insect for the female. Therefore, while he mates the female can chew on this gift and the male survives‼!
The beauty of marine creatures in their natural environment cannot be described in words. I have spent numerous months only studying some of these water specimens in the sea, especially on reefs. They are absolutely stunning. If you ever see a nautilus, do sit down and see how it moves about, as I studied their movements.
Anyway, how do I answer this question of yours, as it seems to me very fishy indeed.
If I was the cuttlefish, I would do the same, as I would be required by nature to do what is essential to add variety to the genus for its survival. Otherwise, these cuttlefish will disappear like so many other organisms from this universe.
If I was a human being, living in the stone ages, then once again if nature so required for diversity of genes for survival I will do what the cuttlefish do.
However, as of now, I would not do anything like such as it is very selfish and very opportunistic behaviour only to mate. There are so many other opportunities if I needed more females to mate though I do not use these as I am a married person and very sincere to my wife since marriage. The trust is always there and on this trust, I have maintained our relationship for so long. I like it like this‼!
So Amitji, do enjoy the write-ups on this fishy issue.
Regards to you and the Bachchan family.
Dharmen (Melbourne)
Dear Amitabhji,
Something you said has really been bothering me for two nights, and I just have to get “it off my chest” as we say in our American vernacular.
What I need to respond to is your statement “the promo of BiggBoss finally opened and the level of resentment for my association with it still remained, among a few.”
In this case I feel qualified only to speak for myself.
My personal experience of your films, of Hindi films, is barely two years old. My personal experience of your blog is not quite three months old; the first day I gathered enough courage to leave a comment was July 2. But the vortex of your charm on this blog pulled me in, and here I am still, writing to you still, as if I belonged here, hoping that perhaps I do.
And on day zero when the Big Boss surprise sprang out like a large, unexpected jack in the box, there was no resentment in my feelings, only shocked dismay.
Initial disbelief, fearful uncertainty, bewildered consternation, doubt, disappointment, trepidation, concern, but never, never resentment.
And I can’t help thinking that if I had such a strong emotional response to your news, how much more would it have been had I grown up knowing you all my life? So, although as I said, I can speak only for myself, I can’t help thinking that all of that EF torrent of protest came out of something other than resentment also.
To me resentment is something that springs out of negative feelings such as dislike or hatred. All those other feelings I mentioned spring out of positive feelings like admiration, respect, hero-worship, care and affection.
I am trying to imagine how that torrent felt from your side. Honest debate is one thing, but when suddenly the verbal missiles were all flying in one direction, I think it must not have been easy. It must have felt something like “O ye of little faith!”
But we are your loyal blog companions and not, as that lady journalist would have it, your chamchas. With loyalty comes honesty. An honest comrade, an honest friend, admirer, fan, will tell you how she or he feels and thinks; a sycophant will not.
We get upset with, we remonstrate with people we care about. A million other famous people could have signed up with that show and we would not have batted an eyelash. But you are not those people, you are “the one in a million” who truly matters to us. Look through what we say to you, and underneath the words you will see only… yes, only love.
Dear Mr. Bachchan,
Namaste. I am a teacher and writer in Washington, DC. Currently in an MFA program at a reputable University here, I am working on a project to translate some of your father’s poetry. He is a writer that I deeply respect and one whom I am extremely interested to make more accessible to English readers. As it is now, only Madhushala seems available in the US. My goal is to hopefully translate and publish a small collection of some of his other work. With that same sentiment that you mention on this blog about your posts not being available for those who do not read English, I hope to bring the elements of your father’s influential poems to those who are unable to read Hindi.
Please know I consider it a great privilege to be working on this project. If you would like to be involved in any way, or have some poems which you feel might be significant to translate, it would be an honor to hear from you. I am glad to describe more about this translation project and myself. I can be reached at hrbtranslation @ gmail.com
Thank you so very much for your time.
Sincerely,
Michela, Washington DC
Dear Amitji
Few versions of what I would have written after the exclamation marks….
1
The “sneaker” male must be thinking …maine kiya pyar, tume soocha balatkar !!
2
The sexual deception ends in a tragedy, as male cuttlefish are known to die after the process of mating and the female shortly after laying eggs – lesson to learn, promiscuity doesn’t live long !!
3
This mating trickery is not restricted to cuttlefish alone, as Fruit Fly, Bluegil Sunfish, Green frog and even Bed Bugs too exercise this deception. Thank heaven humans do not have such skills, or else the time it has taken to reach 6.8 billion people, from the days of Adam to Eve to now, would have been extremely short !!
How about a prized recognition of the best post exclamation versions !!!
Veekay
Dr. Anshu @ # 82…..what you call camouflage I call good social skills because I think that is how we get to know others in a group setting. I do not think getting a yellow line from Mr. Bachchan prompts it but a genuine want to be accepted in a group makes people respond to others. … anyways I like your quizzes and your responses and you getting a yellow paragraph from Mr. Bachchan did not prompt this….lol
Lakshmi
Dear Mr. Bachchan,
“Good night dearies … as I swim away from the scene
of action … Heh.. Heh …Heh !!”
I hope you did not disguise and swim in the neighborhood,
because for you is not safe …. with your great anatomy,
anybody recognize you !!!!! Ha ! Ha !! Ha!!!
To be short , after exclamation mark, it is bad for male ( ha, ha ).
How much protective the male can be, he can’t be sure what his lady
is doing behind his back ! In our life I’m sorry for all husbands !
For this reason in some countries , the nationality of a child is taken
from mother !!!! Who is the winner in a fish life ?
The one who is fooling around ! And it is the through for any life !
The comments can go on, and on, but I stay in the safe zone.
You are witty !!!! You have some good time over there !
I like you in that “mood” , your tone is the one of a young person,
And I’m sure you feel this way !
Dear Mr. Bachchan,
Good morning and have a great day ! (Are you going fishing soon ?
Oh ! forget it ! Just kidding !)
Love and happiness,
e.t.
My Dear Mr. Bachchan
How are you?
Good to keep the Hindi language going…..
Nice to know you and your friend had a wonderful ‘fishy’ Day!
I love the colorful pictures of the fishes …. Thanks for sharing!
It’s interesting to read about the Pharaoh Cuttlefish.I’ve never heard or seen any thing like it.Nature is truly fascinating.Looking at the lifestyle of the cuttlefish reminds me of some human behaviour.
Disguising to intermingle with the females almost sounds like having an adult halloween party!
After the exclamation mark…i’m not going down that road!
It’s amusing to read some of EF comments on ‘fishy’
Have a Great Day…to you and your friend!
May God always Bless and Protect You, Your Wonderful family and all Dear FmXt!
My sincere Love always…
Saroj
Sorry for the late response
Kashmira ji…Thanks,you too and all Dear FmXt are always in my thoughts and prayers…Love always…
Dear Smita
My Love and regards…
Saroj
Dearest Amitji,
Cuttlefish is actually a mollusk, which according to the dictionary is “invertebrate having a soft unsegmented body usually enclosed in a shell” I’m a bit saddened by what I heard about Lisa Ray - hope a cure is found and that something can be done…
Hope you’re doing very well…I’m positive you’re going to have quite a bit to read today
I do hope that I get my first Blog Response 
That’d be awesome 
Lots of Love and Best Wishes,
Hitesh
we Love you Sir
regards :))
Thanks, Daisy! You made my day! er, night!
Is there no better topic to invite discuusion???
Is there no better topic to give “imaginative inputs”??????
Writing anything about such topic is a waste of time and uncivil by default…I think so. So I prefer to be brief.
Regards.
Daisy 300
Heh, heh, heh
Heh!!!
good morning sir ji,
nice pictures and sir ji, ALL IS FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR. I MUST SAY’LOVE WAR’.
THANKU VERYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MUCH FOR UR BDAY WISH . I AM REALYY HONOURED. REGARDS JYOTI
What did one Clutter fish say to the other?
– Padosan apni machli ko rakhna sambhal..
…..mera machla hua hai deewana!
oh my!! Such naughty thoughts racing thru the FMext!!
Today I have really enjoyed reading the blog and the replies too….I am in splits….
sir , aap bhi na……mast mast….
love you loads,
anamika
Hi Mr Bachchan
Hope my mail finds you in the best of your health ans spirits.
The pictures are very fascinating indeed.I have been to lakshwadeep and I have witnessed the underwater enviroment on a boat.We also got few pics of that.The enviroment inside is very mysterious and beautiful.
Thank you for putting up the story of Pharaoh cuttlefish.It’s quite interesting how he enters the enemy teritory and mates with their ladies.My comments after the exclamation mark though shall take time.So wait…but yes he must have said ‘I had a nice time with you dearies,byee’.
Take care
Love & warm regards
Priyanka.
Intruder, knowing that opposition shall become forbearing on noticing them, changes its colour, with great cunning, into that of the female specie of the opposition party and pretending to be one of their group, surreptitiously slips into their domain past unsuspecting males, and once in, mates with their ladies !!!…………………………………………………………………………………But little does he realize that the opposition is as cunning as he, only perhaps more. For the opposition has runners that warn them of possible intruders ahead of time,whereby the opposition does a role change. The male camouflage to female and vice versa. And they wait for the intruder to slip in and attempt to mate with the “ladies”!!
~Praveer
#3 Dear Dee Bank
Thanks,i’m very saddened to hear of Lisa Ray’s illness….such a wonderful actress!
I pray and hope …May God help her to recover….i will remember her in my daily prayers!
Love..Saroj
Dear Lion King,
At the outset, the male species is more attractive be it in color and form in the animal kingdom and restrictively so. The primary reason is because it is always the male that entices the innocent female with his body language with varying degrees of promiscuous behavior. Deviousness forming a big part of it. However the nobel male has godly intentions despite this kind of behavior, an intention to produce the next generation.
The sole purpose of mating in the animal kingdom is evolution. The male is forgiven for his deviousness.
The sole purpose of mating amongst homosapians vary from procreation , lust , power , fame and fortune. A lot of boxes to tick on sometimes if the reason is more than one. Both the male and the females indulge in deviousness of varying degrees.
Have you noticed how magnificent the Lion looks, a true King, he walks with a swagger , his golden flaming mane bouncing with every stride he takes as he checks out his pride. In comparison the lionesses are plain Janes, who roll around in the golden grass of the Savannah and playfully put their paws out and beckon his attention. He then selects his mate, a careful thought process, mentally affirming which lioness will produce the strongest cub perhaps? A clever and nobel process of elimination all for the higher “genetic” good.
Then we have in the homosapian world, Emperors and Kings ( men of power )who have at times a singular Queen and an array of concubines. The concubines are chosen only on the basis of their physical appearances. The Queen has been previously selected for her political connections and stature primarily, anything else is an added bonus. The concubines and the Queens will go on to produce sons, but only the Queen’s son gets the right of way. For this reason alone many a treacherous acts have been performed by the female species, for power alone. At times the Queen is not aware of the concubines and the “illegitimate” offsprings till its too late.
And then in my world, I have two male cats who have been extremely promiscuous and whose acts I cannot mention in the confines of this blog. But the two fellows have impregnated many a female neighbor cats ,of course with the nobel intention of producing the next generation of tuxedo kittens. A complaint which I had to act upon left me no choice but to follow the doctrine of the late Sanjay Gandhi. My two boys have never forgiven me to date, they give me a dirty look and a low pitch hiss when a female struts past.
I am sure many ladies in the homosapian world wished they had the liberty to err… tie up their men for nobel reasons of course.
Sentosa is a lovely place, but it’s location is not very ideal. Too close to mainland Singapore and too much port activity around. Nevertheless, glad you had a lovely time. If you come to HK, I would love to take you on a mesmerizing cable car ride to Ocean park and we could dwell more on the lives of some interesting aquatic species.
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Sharmila
Sorry amitabh, I just cant help being naughty naughty. You dressed as a lady(Lawaris Mere Anganeme) break into a party as a dancer. They all exclaim, “Oh, what a Amazonlike lady!” and then start flirting with you. And you, start mingling with the ladies , starting your own flirting as as everybody looks on bemused and bewildered.
The said male cuttlefish is an incurable casanova and intelligent to use Nature’s gift to turn into ladylike and enjoy until another smart one comes along.
Many in the blog forget that talking about naughty things is not disrespectful because we should never forget that the entire world is alive because of this naughtiness.
ABji..
Sir. Its krishna Jayanthi for some of us here.. Today/Tomorrow.. and we ( the vaishnavite cult of the South) have the festival tomorrow.. Busy with the festivities preparation and also some other work too..
Haaa… preparing some 10 different types of snacks ( all favourites of the lil krishna.. ).. dont know if u have heard… but will name them.. chakli, kodubale, mysore pak, badam burfi, cocunut barfi.. etc..etc.. I invite u and all my friends to join for the pooja followed by dinner tomorrow at 7.00.. I am sure you will be all there!!!
My prayers on my lipe for u and family and all my very dear EF’s !!!
love
archana
Sudhir.. Hum Saath Saath hey ( dont pl say u are alone and stuff like that!!!!) and thanks for the answer.. hey i hope it is correct
Aish.. happy janmashtami to u dear and hugs to u and ur lil one from my lil one and me… Abji.. please refer to Aish’s reply too.. cos.. she has done some good homework!!
Vijji, JDeeeeeeeeeee love u loads
Sanjith, Manoj, Shankar .. thanks atleast aap log remember tho kiya.. i thought ..one day out of sight so out of mind!!
Respected Amitabh Ji,
Namaskaar
I am back after a few days break. I will keep writing to you when ever I have an opportunity to write to you. It seems that the fishes are smarter than the human. After the exclamation, where you stopped, the male will sing for the female “ aa ab laut chalane” or may be ” ek nai duniya basane dekho chale do dewane”.
With my love and regards
Sushil
Dear One and Only You,
***Please forgive any typos here as I am quickly falling asleep as I type this…
Words cannot express my gratitude for the ‘yellow line’ you wrote to me yesterday… It means so much to me, you can’t imagine…I am so not worthy… *************************Thank you - Thank you - Thank you!**************************
***Also want to mention that I really like the new ‘larger’ font/type used in today’s blog. It was much easier for me to read - you know, the English part.
***”MOVIE MARATHON GOING ON AT VALORIE’S HOUSE” CONTINUES!*** Just finished watching the 2nd hour of “KHAKEE” - still have a little over one hour to go before finishing it. Very glad I got thru initial violence because the rest of the movie is rivetting… EF friend “PRATIK” was right… And Aishwarya R. Bachchan is wearing some very pretty saris and singing and dancing - like icing on the cake! I have never seen Ajay Devgan in a ‘bad guy’ role - he is doing a very good job of it!This fellow, Akshay Kumar, looks alot like Tom Cruise - except more masculine! Over-all, I am really enjoying this movie. Just can’t stay awake anymore tonight as I get up at 5AM and it is now after 10PM - gotta go to sleep so I can get up and do it all over again tomorrow!
**************NIMMI HARASINGHANI #348*** Thank you for saying you liked my WAY too spontaneous poem “CUTTLE BUDDY”… Makes me very happy!*********
***Going to sleep now, Meri Kadoo, will return as soon as I get home from work and gym tomorrow… Much love to you… and thanks again for my GOLD!
XXXXX Valorie OOOOO
आदरणीय भाईसाहब
सादर चरण स्पर्श
आपने हिंदी में लिखा है इसलिये मेरा कर्तव्य बनता है कि कम से कम मै भी कुछ शब्द हिंदी में ही लिखूं । एक मजेदार बात यह है कि आप की पीली राम-रेखाओं के बारे में कम से कम मुझे तो पता नही चल पाता । आज सुबह जब कम्प्यूटर शुरु किया तो मेरी प्रिय मित्र रीहम का संदेश देखा कि आपने 483 पर मेरे लिये कुछ लिखा है, आगे पढने पर पता चला कि यह कुछ से कहीं ज्यादा है । आपका ह्रदय कितना विशाल है इस बात का अनुमान लगाना नामुमकिन है, कितना प्यार आप्के दिल में हम लोगों के लिये समाया हुआ है इसका छोटा सा नमूना देखने को मिला । आज तम मैने आपके लिखे पर कभी प्रतिक्रिया नही व्यक्त की, यह एक भूल भी थी या कहिये कि मैने मान लिया था कि आप्प को मेरी खुशी का अंदाज़ा अपने आप ही लग जायेगा । चलिये तहे-दिल से यह बात कहने में मुझे कोई संकोच नही है कि मै भी राम-रेखाओं के प्रति उदासीन नही हूं, हां मैने यह अवश्य कहा होगा कि अगर आप कुछ मेरे लिये ना भी लिखें तो मुझे फ़र्क नही पड़ने वाला मै तो पको लिखता ही रहूंगा ।
डाक्टर अशु की बात अगर सच है तब तो पने शायद मेरी क्विज़ पर भी उतअर दिया है , क्षमा चाहता हूं मैने वह नोट नही किया अब देख लेंगें ।
हां हिंदी में टाईप करना कठिन अवश्य है पर नामुमकिन कतई नही, थोडे प्रयास थोड़े अभ्यास के साथ यह अवश्य संभव है, वैसे तो दुनिया में कोई भी कार्य असंभव नही, पर हर किसी के लिये हर एक काम आसान नही होता मसलन कॊई अगर मेरे से कहे कि मै आप जैसा अभिनय कर के दिखाउं तो क्या यह मेरे लिये मुमकिन है, सवाल ही नही उठता । आपको कोटि-कोटि प्रणाम कर हिंदी का उत्तर यहीं समाप्त करता हूं, आपके प्रति मन में जो श्रद्धा-भावनायें है उनमें कहीं कोई कमी ना आये ऎसी प्रार्थना मेरी प्रभु से सदैव बनी रहेगी ।
आपका अनुज
अभय
Respected Brother
Sadar Charan Sparsh
I am here to answer the second part of yur today’s lovely post..
The male fish of another group would first try to win the hearts of the female species.. look I may be from the other group.. so what.. I am stil a male species.. I am still capable of loving.. I am also able to reproduce to unify us.. to make our world a hybrid of new forms of life that would have best qualities of both of us.. if not now may be over some generatioms later.. you don’t say no to my love.. you gotta know that I love you and I love you as much as a male on this earth can love a female.. I can even sing a song for you running around you.. in your praise..
Hai duniya usiki
zamana usika
mohabbat mein jo
ho gaya ho kisi ka..
My story or respnse ends.. I can not describe beyond that.. for me winning of hearts is more important than wha follows it..
Love and affection ( you deseve it every bit, don’t have to be grateful)
Abhaya September 11 2009
ek gaana aapke liye
Tera mera saath rahe
dhoop ho chhaya ho
diho ki raat rahe
tera mera saath rahe..
Hi Sir,
Following that sentence can be something like this:
Intelligently swimming past the unsuspecting males the unwanted fish poke fun at the unintelligence of the others with sinister fish type laughter. Then they lay the foundation for the formation of their offspring’s so as to spread their family lineage.
Regards and Love,
S
Here the complete words!
Tera Mera Saath Rahe…
Tera Mera Saath Rahe
Dhoop Ho, Chaya Ho, Din Ho Ki Raat Rahe
Tera Mera Saath Rahe
Dard Ki Shaam Ho, Ya Sukh Ka Savera Ho
Sab Gavara Hai Mujhe, Saath Bas Tera Ho
Jeete Ji, Mar Ke Bhi, Haath Mein Haath Rahe
Tera Mera Saath Rahe
Koi Vaada Na Kare, Kabhi Khaye Na Kasam
Jab Kahe Bas Yeh Kahe, Milke Bichadenge Na Hum
Pyar Ki, Preet Ki, Yuh Hi Barsaat Rahe
Tera Mera Saath Rahe
Beech Hum Dono Ke, Koi Deevar Na Ho
Tu Kabhi Mere Khuda, Mujhse Bejaar Na Ho
Sabke Hothon Pe Apni Hi Baat Rahe
Tera Mera Saath Rahe
Let me check If I can get the answer to the film and actors involved in the song..
Abhaya
Dearest Amitji.. Good afternoon, my sun! I as always in third hundred…)). Very interesting post in every respect.. Remarkable photos of the underwater world, magnificent kinds and the surprising story.. But i so understand that a narration not from an empty place, my dear.. Here deeper sense, instead of desire to tell to us about behaviour of sea inhabitants is hidden.. Though i can be and am mistaken.. probably i am too hypochondriac and inclined to try to discover other sense in words..)
How you, my angel?.. I will not be verbose.. I will simply wish you successful day and good mood… Care of itself my precious.. Best wishes to your friend Amarji and strong health.. With warmth, care and sincere love.. Yours Lyudmila..
GOODMORNING AMIT JI…
HAHAHA
YEAH…ITS WONDERFUL EXPERIENCE OF SANTOSA ISLAND’S ”UNDER WATER WORLD”
I HAVE BEEN THERE IN LAST SUMMER.
ITS LIKE..WE ARE IN A BIG BOX OF GLASS AND SHARKS AND OTHER FISHES ARE AROUND US
ITS REALY AMAZING. SANTOSA ISLAND IS FULL OF WONDERS.
I HAVE ASKED YOU IN MY PREVIOUS MAIL TOO, THAT DO VISIT TO SANTOSA.
YOU WILL BE SURPRISED TO SEE THE LASER SHOW AND DOLPHIN SHOW OF THIS ISLAND.
WHENEVER GET TIME JUST GO ONE MORE TIME AND WATCH LASER SHOW.
ITS JUST MIND BLOWING…
THESE DAYS WE CAN SEE YOU IN BIG BOSS’S PROMOTIONAL AD
YOU ARE LOOKING TERRIFIC….HOT..IN RED COVERD WITH BLACK SUIT…
LOOKING JUST 50 YRS OLD
HAVE A GREAT DAY…
TAKE CARE..
LOVE YOU…
–ROLI.
Sir
Please before posting your blog in HINDI, plz check it properly or get it checked by someone, because there are many mistakes like “Behno or Bahio…..”. Its not your fault, like you many of us have forgotten how to write in proper Hindi though we studied in Hindi or belong to Hindi belt….
Amit Kumar
For AB,
Good Morning.
Okay, Sir, your question is:
Were you to be in my position and had you been describing this wonder tale on Cuttlefish, what would you have written after that last exclamation mark above ??”
I’d have written…
……..Voilaaaaaaa!… Rang barse bheege chunar-waali rang barse!!!
Regards,
Sudhir
Dear Renate, Aishwarya, Mina, Lottus, Abhaya and Friends,
Okay… I lost that first time… but I can try again… Cuttlefish is a Molusc not a Fish… Abhaya ji… I am now the official absent-minded professor!
Hello sir aapka kasi sawasth hi aour aapki mitra amar singh jee kasi hi ka baat hi sir aapni kaafe din si replya nahe diya so kya baat hi aour sir aap kab india aa rahi hi aour nari baniyai photo kab dakh kar mujhi reply dagi
ok bay sir
i am mahesh soni photo vala jabalpur
Good Morning Aishwarya TVM and Anita.
Dear Amitji
wow nice pics…. great…!!! its great work you doing writing blogs regularly and motivate all of us….
its really nice to see hindi blog also…. cool…
best wishes
Take Care
Tejas
Hi Sir!!
Mazaa aa gaya hindi me blog dekh kar…….but i must say you are more expressive in english while writing…Movie is a different thing, it can’t be compared with writing. The emotions expressed by you while writing in english are more intense, i feel.
What a beautiful post today, nice photographs of fishes and the behaviour of cuttle fish is…. I guess its a law of nature…
Hey did you see “finding nemo”?? its a great movie about a FISH
Have a great day dear Sir !!
Pallavi
http://rubyash.wordpress.com
Hello Mr. Bachchan,
I like this idea of writting in Hindi.
Joke
Beta : Mai film dekhne jaa raha hu.
Papa : Kaunsi ?
Beta : Blue.(Akshay and sanjaydutt’s film)
SATAK SATAK (Papa ne do thappad lagaye)
************************************************************
Agar aap ko maar khana ho to aap ye film dekhne jaaye.
Tejas Shah
my god i cant believe it , i have so many true friends now
#437 AISH(TVM) thanku veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy much lov u.
#438 MANOJ JI thanku dear i will try my best to participate in quiz . so now i am also the student of AB SCHOOL.
#430 LOTTUS thank u dear
#462 SHARMILA thank u from the bottom of my heart it is only becoz of u AB wished all of us.
#470 VIJAYA tehedil se shukriya, i am in tears that i have got so many friends. FOR THIS I WANT TO THANKS AB ALSO BECOZ OF HIM WE ARE A FAMILY. THANKU SIR JI.
#471 ABHAYA JI TRUALY i am in honoured. nice song. while hearing the song was crying. emotionally touched. i am a sentimental fool. (as my hubby told me)
#346 valorie A big hug to u also. thanku for ur love and affection shown to me
CUTTLE BODY HATS OFF TO U FOR UR POEMS. LOVU U DEAR
read my message #200 on day 504 i pray to god that u must have answer from big b for todays post and for ur poems sir ji if u r reading her poems and u can understand her love for u.
all of u a big thanku for b day wishes but folks there is some misunderstanding as it was my bro’s bday. mine is on 31st JULY.no problem thanku very much
hi amitji,
lovely pics and a fishy post! i really wonder what i am doing here, when i would have much preferred to be underwater! what says you, eh?
i was really intrigued the first time i saw the movie 20,000 leagues under the sea. i was simply fascinated by nature’s wonderful and bountiful creations. i have always been so so very impressed with life underwater.
ok, well that Pharaoh Cuttlefish story was amazing. you should write posts like this which are a wee bit naughty but nevertheless a breather from the normal boring stuff that we go through in our everyday lives.
Intruder, knowing that opposition shall become forbearing on noticing them, changes its colour, with great cunning, into that of the female specie of the opposition party and pretending to be one of their group, surreptitiously slips into their domain past unsuspecting males, and once in, mates with their ladies !!!—- Once that is done, intruder is one little satisfied cuttlefish for he knows that perseverance pays. pats himself on his scaly shoulder and says, “yes! i have done it!”. he then disappears quietly into the night and manages to sneak his way out before he is caught and taken to the gallows. but manages to assure his lady-love (or ladies) that he would be back soon! the teary-eyed ladies wave goodbye with their dainty fins and head back to the confines of their home. the ladies manage to cleverly camouflage their tears in the salty waters of the sea and the males don’t seem to notice any of this.
weeks have gone past and there is no sign of intruder. the seas seem to look lifeless. the ladies pine for their loved one. just then, they hear some commotion and all the ladies rush to see what is happening. Oh God! it is intruder. he has been caught and he is being taken to trial. after a long arduous trial he is being sentenced to 5000 lashes with the seaweed. after hearing the sentence, some of the ladies swoon. but one brave little lady stands up and says, “this is not fair! if this punishment has to be meted out to intruder, then we too should be punished. for, it is with our consent that intruder did what he did.”
the jury seems to be in a dilemma. the point is valid. gents or ladies, the law must be fair. but the chivalrous men who have thus far protected their female species so fiercely against forces of nature and the other species, cannot bear to see their ladies go through this gruesome punishment. hence, they all gather and have long discussions behind the rocks underwater. after considerable deliberation on the matter they voice their opinion to the jury. the male representative says, “Your honour, we understand that our ladies have committed an act which is unpardonable. but we have also taken our vows to protect our ladies, which we did so far. but looks like we have failed in our duties somewhere. why else would all our ladies take this dangerous path and bring dishonour to all the males here? hence, we have decided that, if the ladies feel that their happiness lies with the intruder, then we would want to annul this marriage between our respective spouses, so they can be free to do whatever they wish to.” He continued “WE SHALL FORGIVE THEM AND WISH THEM HAPPINESS WHEREVER THEY ARE.”
the jury had never come across a situation like this underwater ever since the creation of the universe. after a long discussion amongst the learned members of the jury the verdict was pronounced “KEEPING IN MIND THE WELL BEING OF THE LADIES, GENTS AS WELL AS THEIR OFFSPRING, THE JURY HAS MADE THE DECISION THAT THE LADIES WHO HAVE ERRED AND THE ONES WHO DO NOT WISH TO STAY WITH THEIR RESPECTIVE MALE PARTNERS, MAY PUT FORWARD THEIR REQUEST TO ANNUL THE MARRIAGE. THIS REQUEST SHOULD BE PUT FORWARD BEFORE THE NEXT HIGH TIDE.”
The ladies where thrilled with the verdict. most of the ladies agreed to put up their requests before the high tide (although, they did not know the reason behind this thing to do with the high tide). their requests were granted and the marriages annulled. years went by after this landmark decision.
it is now said that the ladies live in a harem with the intruder somewhere in the salty seas where every lady cuttlefish and intruder cuttlefish live in harmony with their offspring. The high tide brought with it other cuttlefish from faraway currents and the males then found their mates in the new school of cuttlefish and they continue to live on with their progeny.
LIFE GOES ON UNDERWATER. MR.INTRUDER HAPPY AND CONTENT IN HIS HAREM AND THE MALES HAPPY WITH THEIR NEW FOUND LOVE. They all lived happily ever after………………..SUCH A WONDERFUL TOUCHING LOVE STORY ISN’T IT?????????
OH! by the way the secret behind the happy ladies in the harem and the intruder seems to be a species of algae in the deep seas…………..which seems to have those powers that has kept Mr.Intruder in the pink of health and he has thus maintained his vigour and vitality that would be required to keep the entire harem happy……………something called …….algagra or something……..not sure about that. Hey Folks! please dont shoot me with a double-barrel gun. just something for FmXt to have a hearty laugh! laughter is the best medicine after all isn’t it?
OK SIRJI, AND BELOVED FmXt now its time to go get some breakfast cos i’m ravenously hungry and time to get back to the mundane chores. IF ANY OF YOU LIKE THIS STORY I SHALL WRITE MUCH MORE STORIES BUT DO GIVE ME LEAD LIKE SIRJI DID AND I SHALL TAKE IT FROM THERE. OK FOLKS?
bye for now and god bless all of you. thanks sirji, waiting eagerly for your reply……………..lotsa luv
shashi (bangalore)
You swim well.
SORRY SHANKAR JI THANKU VERY MUCH TO U ALSO FOR ACCEPTING ME AS UR FRIEND. IF U REACHED HOME GIVE MY REGARDS TO UR KIDS AND WIFE.
LOVE AND REGARDS JYOTI
Amit,
Really appreciate the efforts taken by you in giving the opportunity to all EF to express their ideas,thoughts and feelings in other languages also.
This blog should be much more interactive on ideas and thoughts towards the development of our nation.
All my dear EF are really energetic and talented.
If they will start sharing their thoughts on the development of our country,then I am very much sure that our community on this blog will surely make some contribution in making our nation the Superpower.
Vishal Kumar Gupta
Dear Mr. Bachchan,
Some of the possibilities in the Cuttlefish Story:
The male Pharaoh Cuttlefish would discover that the baby cuttlefishes (from the eggs) do not have the colours nor resemble the male Pharaoh Cuttlefish and out of rage is intent on “mummifying” the new Mummy Cuttle fish ……… what a sad tale !!
Not over as yet, there is a twister here !!!!!!
The Mummy Cuttlefish would change colours to s”cuttle” the plans of the Pharaoh Cuttlefish and elope with the Intruder, from the other Community and the true father of her baby Cuttlefish. They elope to a different sea-bed and live happily ever after !!!!!!!!
Moral of the Story - “Life can be colourful and a bed a roses too” !!!
Has all the ingredients of a Hindi Movie …… Love, action, drama, communal harmony and disharmony, romance, scenic beauty, etc.
Thanks & Regards
Jose Paul
Dear Amitji,
I will be visiting singapore in november, would be able to comment in better way after visiting santosa island…..
from picture i can say….ADBHUT DUNIYA BANAYI HAI UPAR WALE NE…..
love u…
Regards,
Naresh Sharma
Dear Sir,
It was great to read ur Blog in Hindi today. I am teaching Hindi to my 6& 1/2 year old son these days and myself come across such grammatical mistakes that we make while trying to pen down the words we speak. And today while reading ur blog, along with my son sitting right next to me, could notice similarities. In fact, he was the one to point out the spelling of “Bhaiyon” and “Behanon” … since i don’t have the software, he couldn’t type it.. which he was desperate to.
I felt such pride in realising that he has started understanding the phonetics of Hindi as well as he does of English.
I believe, being a part of ur extended family we all have the liberty to talk to you (my Father Figure) like that…. And above all that you are the best!!!
Regards
Nikita
Dear Amitji,
Since you are looking for responses from us…here goes…
“Whoever questioned the power of female attraction? They still rule!”
Achuta
For AB, Aishwarya & Archana and Abhaya
Okay I understand now that cuttlefish is not a fish although it doesn’t fish it only scuttles and is fishy about the female cuttlefish!
Abhaya ji, iss cutlery fish pe ek kavita ho jaay! kya kehte hain?
Regards,
Sudhir
Kese Ho Babu Moshay
Good morning, Amitji. Loved the fish stories and pictures on your blog. I’m so thankful and feel personally grateful to you for a lot of things that will take a very long time for me to recount , but in a nutshell, for making my life so much richer in so many ways. But most of all, I thank you for sharing yourself with us so generously, and for making us THINK.
I hope you have a wonderful day ahead. I went back to yesterday’s blog, and it was so nice to see the bands of gold so generously bestowed on members of the family. You really, literally, light up our lives.
Love and regards,
Jasmine J
A very good morning Amit ji, first things first… thanks for ur taking pains in writing the post in HINDI. i know u read our posts everyday… and give yellow to only some of them. and eventhough u didnt give me yellow , i now know, u definetely read mine…!!! thanks. And the fishy part…. now ,there ,, u want us EF to open up our secret shades??? NO way … i am not in to that trap…hahaha!!!and as usual u can give me zero marks, keep me in the same class ,with my back bench, one more year.!! now all my class mates are promoted to next class , i will wait for my new friends…:) kya kare…. aaap ko tho mere jaise bekaar student kahi aur nahi milega sirji…..( but i can do all other school activities ..except studies.. believe me sirji
but sir,pl do not give T.C. to me 
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HELLO SIR NAMASKAR…………………
I AM UOR BIGGEST FAN FROM CHILDHOOD.
MY MOM MRS. SUDIKSHA KUMARI IS YOUR FAN.U R MY ROLE MODEL.
PLZ REPLI ME SIR.
Dear Lion King,
The reef world is a world of its own, from colorful coral reefs, to the common nemo , turtles , jelly fish etc. So pristine. The second picture of the jelly fish is great, but behind that divine look lies a sting which is lethal. The Australian government is marvelous with their conservation efforts of the great barrier reef. Breaking a coral reef and taking a chip as a souvenir can attract a fine up to $10,000.I have snorkeled at the great barrier reef and it was an experience of a lifetime. Never before, never after!
In India, the olive ridley , the smallest of sea turtles needs more protection. It is already an endangered specie and the beaches of Orissa are its only nesting habitat. I wish the government takes more initiative to protect this wonderful specie which is fast dwindling.
We can learn a lot from the determination of these animals, not just on the mating scene. The female penguins in Australia swim in the torrential currents of the pacific ocean for three days non stop, braving the threats of seals and sharks to hunt for food for their little ones who patiently wait for them in the burrows of Philip Island. Overfishing and dredging has left very little food for these brave penguins and disastrous level of ecological imbalance has destroyed many marine species . The rangers had mentioned there was a time that the penguins would be back with food in hours, but no longer. When the sun sets, these mother penguins tentatively return back to their homes, every call of the young one is unique and can be identified by the mother. There are hundreds of such burrows. At times the mother does not return, the young ones frantically cry out as they have not eaten for days. If the rangers do not save them. They perish.
When man realizes the chaos he has created and rises over the lust and greed, it will be a new beginning.
xoxoxoxoxo
Sharmila
A warm hello to all my friends on the blog — I miss interacting with all of you, hopefully will catch up over the week-end. Am suddenly overwhelmed with a lot of work. Will try my best to stay connected to everyone.
Tatiana, Tasneem and Jyoti Chander — belated greetings for your birthdays yesterday! Hope you all had a wonderful day. May God bless you with a long life and good health, peace of mind and happiness. Many Happy Returns. How wonderful to be wished by Amitji on this special day of yours.
Manoj, read your quotation from yesterday — it was really very nice. Such an appropriate definition of a friend.
Kashmira, it is so nice to see you back on the blog. I had really missed you. Wishing you good health, always.
Everyone — Aishwarya, Mousumi, Archana, Vijaya, Sanjith, Shankar, Sudhir, Valorie, Pettssy, Tehreem, Sharmila, Abhay, Amitabh Z — (hope I don’t miss anyone’s names, I’m so exhausted right now, the ole’ brain is refusing to work) — hope everyone is doing well. Love you all, miss you all. Have a good day.
(Half-asleep) Jasmine J
Hiiiii anit ji I am your gr8 fan of you and your family.
Thankxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
dear amitji,
it was very interesting to know about pharaoh cuttlefishes and their behaviour.
myself a biology student,this information means a lot……..thanks for sharing it with us.
meanwhile i would also like to share a important newspiece with you……..its also about the wonderful creation of the nature…..
A Mysterious Tree in NALGONDA — Andra Pradesh — India
At a glance you may be confused the tree with a massive trunk with a ‘Baobab’
tree (which is renowned to possess the largest tree trunks of the world) but, this is yet
another unknown specie which is seen in the close proximity of a hermitage deep in the
dense forest in ‘Andra Pradesh’ in India.
On having a close look at the bark the unbelievable figures of creatures engraved in the surface are seen
on the entire tree trunk!!
Absolutely real!!!
i was unable to post the related pictures to make you believe that this newspiece is really true.
well, if you will give me your id…….i can email it to you…..
GOOD DAY,
WITH LOVE AND BEST WISHES…..
DIVYA,
Gwalior,madhyapradesh,India
Dear respected sir,
i am 39 years a small business man, but last yaer i have lost 35 lacs in business.
so the banker and private finance companys collection agents are torcher me maintly and phycally every day.i am very-4 puzzled them. so please if you help me 22 lacs rs. for my help then me and my famaily are very oblized hole life.
plese help me and please not disclosed it. also i am B/P and diabities pationat.
Thanks.
my dearest jamaibabu, well today must say my dearest Naughty Jamaibabu,
read your posts but dont write in often ,but couldnt help from writing a few words today…….u are AWESOME!!!!!!!!! that was a sweet naughty post……keep on. love you lots……….take care. Do reply if you can. Going through a very troubled phase. need your best wishes and blessings!.
Good morning my dearest EF ,, as Aish and archana said its krishna jayanthi ,. am busy decorating my little Krishna and preparing some of his fav dishes… !!! All r welcome in the evening to see my Krishna dressed in new clothes,new garlend,,, with his flute and mesmerizing smile…
Renate - Marvelous!
Valorie Adams - splendid!
# 400 For Sudhir,
Sudhir ji, bahut dino se kuch shayeri nahin hui hai. Kuch ho jaye!!!
Regards
Ms S khan(USA).
Dear Sir
A very good morning.
I love to watch you,hear you from my childhood.
If I say I am a fan of you, for me it is not sufficient. I can not express my feelings for you. In every respect you are too good.
You respect the relations, that means a lot for a person who belongs to a miiddle class family ,this is a most valuable asset to this class.
Take care of your health sir.
With Warm Regards
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* .J.L. * . * . * A shower of love.
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`´ A BIG hug for U !
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Dear Amitabhji
Nice to see the sentossa park aquarium. I had been there last year. To carry forward your story of cuttlefish, I would have written that even the animals understand that to enter the other’s territory, one has to be silently and patiently behave. Why then we human always go for head on collusion with competitors. This can be a good management style.
Regds
cpjain
Hi Sir,
Nice to see blog in hindi and wonderful to read your interesting thoughts as always.
Take care
Regards
Sarika
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The nicest place
in the ‘world’
✬ [ Have a great day sir ! ☼ ] ✬
❥☞ ⓛⓞⓥⓔ ➸❤
apka hindi prem jug jahir hai
male species yahi tumhari dastaan hai [generally]
we forgot to cogratulate pankaj advani
expecting a boxing medal from vijendra
pranaam
aareeyyyyyyy wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh aap yahi hey !
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee GooD MoRnInG sir jiiiii
Good one
vishal
Hi! Demi GOD!
…And the ’she fish’ whom ‘he fish’ mated in disguise- she swimming to greener pastures- happens to be her wife wondering “he doesn’t perform better even on changing colours”.
MORAL OF THE STORY - WHATEVER COLOURS YOU MAY CHANGE..YOUR TRUE COLOURS ARE ONLY BE SEEN BY YOUR BETTER HALF…HA! HA!
High regards,
SANDY
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Dear Mr. Bachchan,
It would be great if the blog gets translated into as many languages, both Indian and foreign, as possible. But it will become all the more difficult for you to read and reply to all those comments.
The pictures were great. And the Pharaoh Cuttlefish story was really naughty. And the naughtiness seems to have rubbed on you.
Here is my version of the conclusion to the story:
The intruder’s joy at having conquered the citadel and preyed on the females of the opposition camp was short-lived. He was caught and his ambition of becoming the Pharaoh of the species was cut and scuttled. And there onwards, his tribe came to be known as the Pharaoh Cuttlefish.
The moral of the story: Paraya dhan parayi naar pe nazar mat dalo
Buri aadat hai yeh aadat abhi badal dalo
Kyonke yeh aadat to woh aag hai jo
Ik din apna ghar phoonke phoonke phoonke re!
Regards,
Melwyn
Dear Mr. Bacchan,
Its a pleasant moment for me to write something which gone to you directly through this blog.I have recently joined BIGADDA and the one and only cause is that you are there.
Hope i will be in your touch for a life long time.
My dear Sir,
Very good morning to you.
Many thanks for the wonderful blog & for the pictures. Lovely!
Everyone would love to express themselves in their own language instead of English – no doubt about that. But in this case, we cannot express ourselves in our own language coz we are writing to you from outside India, hence we have to write to you in English coz we have no choice! In my point of view, I think that the members who are writing to you in HINDI have no reason to feel like this coz I’ve seen that you used to reply to them in Hindi too. I know that it’s really difficult to type in Hindi /Tamil etc. coz our Keyboard is in English hence we “ALWAYS” prefer to type in English rather than Hindi / Tamil etc. It’s easy for us to identity the characters coz we are used to that & if we start to type in other languages, it takes a lot of time for us to find the Characters! Am I correct?
So dear FmXt who writes to dear Sir in Hindi – be patient – I’m sure he will find a best solution to this asap.
- coz he says “But the moment I get back I shall initiate talks with them to find out where and why the delay is. Once that process is in place I am certain there shall be no cause for any complaint.”
Oooookaaaaay – I give below some facts about Cuttlefish – hope you enjoy reading the same.
“Many cephalopods are short lived and only reproduce once. For example, most tropical and semi tropical species of octopus live for a year or so, and the females die after their single brood of eggs hatch. The males also have short life spans. This strategy seems odd to us; people tend to associate long life spans and iteroparity (producing offspring more than once) with intelligence. It seems a waste for something as intelligent as a cephalopod to have such a short life cycle. Mammals, however, are just one of many groups of animals and we should not expect other groups to have the same reproductive strategies that we do.
The cephalopod strategy can best be summed up by the phrase ‘live fast and die young’, though there are a few exceptions. Sepia officinalis is fairly long lived for a cephalopod, they live for 1.5 to 2 years, depending primarily on temperature. Because of their short life spans, it isn’t uncommon for a cephalopod to reach maturity and reproduce in a home aquarium.”
Run wild - Run crazy!! Ooooooooooh boooooooooooooooooy –Now I got you!!! LOL
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Take care, rest well & enjoy every moment of life!
May God bless you!
With lots of love, kind regards & all good wishes,
Shyama
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Adarniya Amitabh ji
Sadar pranaam,
Hindi bhasha mein likha blog dekh kar atyant prasannata hui.
Sabse pehle maafi maangta hu is baat ki ke mai hindi mein nahi likh raha kyonki yahan pe hindi ke fonts nahi hai. Aajkal bahut kam hindi padhne ko milta hai, isiliye jab bhi padhne milta hai to bahut khushi hoti hai. Waise hi khushi jaisa school ke pathyakram mein hindi ke vibhinn lekhakon ke lekho ko aur kavitayon ko padh kar hota tha.
Ise band na karein…..kyonki..akhir to…..HINDI HAI HUM WATAN HAI HINDUSTAAN HAMARA…..
Dr Anshu - cuttly love to you too.
#327 Steef
क्या बात है!!!!!!
क्या बात है?
बात है?
है?
!!! ?
टाइम पास है.
बकबास है
है
Get well soon
my mom is so very disappointed today reading your post in Hindi. couldn’t believe that a son of a poet and such poor Hindi !!! very poor grammar and wrong /poor sentence formation. you even don’t have knowledge where to use ‘Ki’ and where to use ‘Kee’. probably you don’t know the difference. so sad. what a shame ! we wonder how you get by with your dialogues. probably you get that written in English i assume.
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ye dekhiye mene babaya ~
or haa aagar na khule too issko addres bar me dhal kar dekh lijiye ..
big addaa ki pic hey aapki !
pic kesi hey sir jii ?
dushri bhi bhejti hoo … wait !
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sir ji sorry bro ko kuch kaam karna hey jaana padhegaa sham ko milte hey dobara ..have a nic day dear …
love u muhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaa
bye bye ~
tata
WHITE NIGHT, MY BIOLOGICAL CLOACK DOESN T WORK ANYMORE<. IT SEEMS LIKE MY BODY IS UP DOWN
MISS U
KISS
Once the friendship was establised betwen the cuttlefish A (male) and Cuttlefish B (Male)
Cuttlefish A : Mujhe choo rahi hain teri narm saanse
Cuttlefish B : Bahon mein teri masti ke ghere
cuttlefish A: deewana mastana hua dil jaane kahan …
cuttlefish B : Tum yo pyaar ho sajana..
cittlefish A : pyaar deewana hota hai mastana hota hai..
cuttlefish B : O mere sona re sons re sons re .. ( This time he must have changed his color to golden to impress..)
Cuttlefish A : Rang barse bhheege chunar vali rang barse..
cuttlefish A: rang rang ke phool khile man bhaye more sajana
Cuttlefish A: Mere rang mein rangane vaali pari ho ya ..
Cuttlefish B : rangeela re tere rang mein yu ranga hai mera rang..
Cuttlefish A & cuttlefish B ( together) : yeh mausam rangeen shama thahar jara o jaane jaan..
In the night : Yeh raatein badi puraani
On the next day : Tum aa gaye ho to noor aa gaya hai..
Later on missing each other : Tere bina zindagi se koi shikwa to nahi..
On reunion : Tum jo mil gaye h to yeh lagata hai ki jahaan ml gaya..
In the act of love : mera pyaar vo hai ki mar kar bhi tumko…
When expecting : nanha sa gul khilega angana
on the birth of love child : bade dinon mein khushi ka din aaya..
I think I could go on… but then people would label me as cuttlefish A.. mujhe to tairana bhi nahi aata bhai.. main doob jaaonga..
Love and Affection
Abhaya
Respected Brother and Members FmXt :
There have been some typos sona had becoms sons.. at one place cuttlefish B had become cuttlefish A.. that is an error.. serious error.. I hope you are still able to enjoy it..
My sincere aplogies to all non-hindi speaking friends.. I can not do nothing to impress them what went on afte the two stranger cuttlefish had become friends.. These are all hindi love songs.. My knowledge of western music is very limited.. and I did not know if the cuttlefish could perform in English..
yet one stage the cuttlefish A would have probably said:
Hello! I just called to say that I love you..
and initially the cuttlefish B would have replied :
I beg your pardon, I never promised you the rose garden..
Well somene could do it for western folks much better than just this.. that way I too would know some western numbers..
Love to all cuttlefishes B from all cuttlefishes A ( just sincere love to all )
Abhaya
beep beep beep…..
hahaha
N
pouring and stuck in jam. Just read Dr. Anshu,s merry satire. Come on, sir, u can’t let people believe that to catch your eye, the faceless EF have to woo your favorites. Have a heart and a good day and don’t forget to admire the neem tree drenched in rain. Being the breeding season for fish, my aquarium is blessed with fifty odd babies. Let me watch, how many survive. Bye for now
it is feeling great to write you here…u just close to us, thanks for the technology (…and my boss too). This is how we improve relation beyond Vijay and shehanshah..:-). my papa is fan of Dharmendra but since my childhood i love you and like you. I think those people are special who is fan of yours!!
Dear Amit ji ,
Sadar pranam…….!!!
Just felt like changing from a regular modern hi hellow to something more respectful and more binding a head bent acknowledgement as i wud do from someone of my fathers age.
These days dont know why but i have undying desire to meet you n just touch your feet and feel the hand of bless touch my head……….think that will make me feel complete or clear the many doubts n cloudniess of thoughts i have up there in my mind..
On the Fishy affair as above in your blog that you want yor EXFM to reply can only say that……….Once he mate’s………he would only be having on his mind that one on finds out and if they do he would have it at the cost of his life i suppose……………others would not make him thier leader for sure…….Just want to add to anything that is done by trick or keeping things in dark cant be enjoyable n Luv………….its only LUST……….and lust is not heart quenching .
Most of us always mix up LUV n LUST and when in life we realise it we become more better, composed n at peace in everything……….luv has a calming n positive effect to life……….its it not so then its not luv…..
GOD BLESS U……..
LUV U…….
Karthik
अमिताभ जी
सादर अभिवादन !
“कई” लोगों की धारणा है कि अधिकांश हिंदी फिल्म अभिनेता/अभिनेत्री हिंदी फिल्मों से पहचान, नाम, धन आदि अर्जित करते हैं लेकिन वे हिंदी बोलने और लिखने से परहेज़ करते हैं, कुछ को तो शर्मिंदगी भी होती है
आवश्यक हो बहां अँग्रेजी का प्रयोग विवादों से परे रहेगा.
जहाँ तक आपका सवाल है…. आपकी विवशता हमें समझ में आती है. तकनीकी समस्या है.
हमें भी इंतजार है….. Bigadda Ji come on.
Though you have completed the story of behavioural oddity of Cuttlefish.
But your exclamation mark says remaining story itself.
Like 60’s-70’s movies -
ऐन मौके पर camera घूमता है जहाँ —-
गुलाब के दो फूल ……..मिल रहे है, मिल जाते है और……….. !!!
या
दीपक की लौ हवा का जोर सहन नहीं कर पाती और ……..!!!
At the cost of sounding corrective, I have to say this. There are no full stops (.) in Hindi. In Hindi the end of a sentence is marked by what is known as a ‘purnaviram’ (|).
This is on the same key as the ‘backslash’ on standard keyboards. You just need to hold the ‘ctrl’ key at the same time, just like if you were typing in capital letters.
Hope this influences your future writing forays in the vernacular.
Oh My God! at the outset whe I was describing or rather introducing I noted that cuttlefish A and cuttlefish B both were declared males.. so sorry.. I turned them into gay.. cuttlefish B actually of the female gender.. that is official intimation.. for avoiding any courting action from the cuttlefish community..
Abhaya
DEAR AMITJI,
FIRST OF ALL I WOULD LIKE TO THANK YOU FOR POSTING THE NICE PICTURES OF THE UNDERWATER WORLD FROM SENTOSA. AND ALSO GIVING US A BRIEF DESCRITION ABOUT THE WAYS AND MANNERS IN WHICH THE SEA LIFE GOES ON, ESPECIALLY ON CUTTLEFISH, IT WAS INTERESTING.
I THINK THAT CUTTLEFISH RESEMBLES THE HUMAN NATURE MORE…. OR IS IT THE OTHER WAY AROUND ( A TOPIC FOR DEBATE ? ? )
ALL OF US ACT ON THE PRINCIPLE OF “ATTRACTION OF OPPOSITES”.
MANY OF US WOULD LIKE TO BEHAVE LIKE THE FISH MENTIONED ABOVE……HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
TONS AND TONS OF LOVE AND WELL WISHES ……….HAVE A NICE DAY
luv
Anish Tataria
dear amitji
As I wrote before the sea is a mysterious and magical place you do not know what’s down there and what you can come across
And our lives are like that we never know what we designate tomorrow (that’s how I see the face of things)
Courtship like that in our water world (film) man will do everything to win the woman he desires (and vice versa).
There wear a costume (like changing the color) and there will be people who are not only to please the opposite sex, there is a strong fight any man / production, that has delicately Courtships congratulations to reach the target and those of “the ends justify any means” and prepare enough to win the whole campaign .
Such is our world at any time and place of production or a person / player and usually all for the strong survive …..
Oh amitji never thought of such challenges let me ha ha ha
Have a lovely day and will continue to fascinate us
Love always and forever
miri zardav israel
Hi,(a soft hi…whispering)
How are you?The cuttle fish story is interesting.I think the lady cuttle fish has the uncanny sixth sense so she will never allow the intruder to come close to her. & as the cuttle fish is protective he will take care of the rest…intruder will be killed ,& then …& then…now its the cuttlefish to take care of the lady cuttlefish ,& not to hurt her , not to leave her as she is very sensitive & needs to be caressed .
9 assignments in a row to be completed ,so extremely busy …
aami tomar obhav onubhav korchhi ….
love you,
Take care
Manisha
Dear Sir,
How are you sir ? Good to see some hindi words in your blog.Not every day but some times you can write in hindi sir as you wrote in this blog.Thanks for this.
Nice pics sir.
With love & respect forever,
Raj Barari.
Dear Monalisa!
I take serious objection to your comments.. first and foremost for replying in English… and secondly instead of appreciating his efforts you are trying to find faults.. it is all right.. I have no sympathy for such people.. and my worst feature is that I can not hold back myself when I am angry.. don’t know how to be polite.. yet I would not mind if my words do not put you i some stress..
The grammar and typos or whatever the errors that you have framed.. they may be in place.. yet do they or do they not communicate what he wanted to say in the first place..
As for his Hindi knowledge.. and the requirement of dialogues being written in Hindi probably you are among those unfortunate Hindi lovers who did not see the KBC part 1 impressed by is Hindi people from even Tamilnadu were impressed and watched his programmes.. it is a known fact tha our kind in Tamil nadu do not want to acknowledge Hind as important.. I think though the questions on the screen were in English he used suddh Hindi for entire KBC -1 series.. I wish you could be more polite with someone who is the son of the soil besides being the topmost actor that India produced..
I am sorry brother for being so harsh on Monalisa but if yo don’t like my this act.. I am not afraid of any consequences.. I know how difficult it is to type in Hindi.. and I am from the world of computers myself.. people should have some decency while registering a complain..
Abhaya
Ha…Ha…yup,u’ve managed to throw the ball on FMXT’S court…great…1 needs 2 think…ponder a bit b4 going in 4the continuity 2the so cald intruder…Ha…Ha….Nice 2know that ya friend n ya took sum time out 2relax 4rm the confines of the room n house….u’ve surely seem freshened up as it’s the 1st time(stand 2b corrected)that u’d b luking 4ward 2 the intergruing lines 2b added 2ur !!!!!exclamation mark point…genius..genie…pretty refreshing…Take care n GOD BLESS.
Amitabh da,
darun interesting idea baar korechhen maatha theke.
I would have written:
Alas!! Only some of the “Homo” sapiens have the luxury of playing this “gay”me - We do not have “le-gal” access so easily.
Onek bhalobasha neben
Mridool
FOR ALL EF
WATCH THIS U WILL LUV IT..
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2000564559055211573#docid=-2490365197190892361
respected amit ji
wishing you all the best
convey my regards to mr amar singhji
regards
dr subhash chandra
Dear Dr. Anshu
Now this s not a complain.. even if it sounds like one.. I do not seem to knwo which day did brother replied to my quiz.. it is all right.. could you substantiate on this or it was just to add what all he might be doing.. all other events were true and you have been getting yellowed quite often.. not complaining.. I am rather happy.. I wish he does it to more people.. I mean responding.. to more people.. I know it is quite difficult.. yet to reply on day 383 when some of us would not know tha he had replied I suggest a way to find out more easily.. I know going to day 483 or backwards is quite tedious on this blog..
In the google type Amitabh Bachchan day 483.. chances are one of the links would be from bigb.bigadda.com that wold actually be taking you directly there..
Love and regards
Abhaya
HELLO Mr.Аmitabh-jee
Thank you very much for congratulations. I am very very very happy and flattered. My nephew recklessly likes an actor your colleague and friend Mr. Shahrukh Khan. He is a little put restraint you to write about the request. He simply dreams to receive message ot him, but for him it is not such blog as for you. Would not you could to help my nephew??????????????????????????????????
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU VERY VERY VERY MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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HI ALL OF YOU ONE JOKE FOR U ALL
Ek bar ek sardarji ne airport par phone kiya or pucha ,’ madam, Punjab se America ka raasta kitna hai? LADY REPLIED; 1 sec sir. SARDAJJI: Pagal hai, lagta hai pii ke bathi hai.
DEAR AMITJEE,
I ENJOYED THE PICTURES OF THE UNDER WATER AND YOUR THOUGT VERY MUCH.WISH YOU GOOD HEALTH AND JOY.
BEST REGARDS,
SHYAM SUNDER
Jasmine J - A warm hello to you too.
Do you think that we deprive natural rights of our pets by tied them and not allow to meet their opposite sex specially in their season.
Cuttelfish is lucky, making story complete.
What about their emotions?
How can one justify above discrimination?
dear amitji,
greetings !
just want to say Hi to you and your familiy. Have a great and fulfilling day today.
Good Luck
warm regards
anil taneja
HO,MY DARLING AMITABH..
good morning to you my dearst…how are you this morning?i hope you still got that naughty mood of yours from last night…
well ,all i can say it was very hot here in israel last night after reading your post…and we are very pleased…very much….and thats all i can say……:))
i thought about the story and i came to think about something….
well…if the intruder is changing to a ‘female’ so what would the male think about thier females…if they see them mate???i think that they would surely show their females what a man can do!!!!its a different kind of love…male and femaale…..yes a females love is very sweet and gentel…but a man has got to do what a man has got to do!!!!right???
so…what can he do being a ‘female’ at that time???think about it…..
have a wonderfull day…
thank you for the lovely post…just loved your mood on this post….
i cant waite to read what you have in mind after that exclamation mark….
love you so very much…
all my love to you as allways…
yours for ever…
anat magen here in israel…
Dear Sir,
Cuttlefish story was cute and my conclusion? It is so hard to hold love back
Cheers,
Elif
Blogbaba,
:-)) This is a huge grin…grin generated form your cuttlefish story.
First off, Plural of Fish is Fish and not fishes. LOL. I opined yesterday that we derive pleasure from finding other’s mistakes. I do too with my own baba…Fish it is! LOL.
Secondly, What would I do if I were the male cuttlefish?? I’d probably pose like a female myself and assume the color of the females in my gang and the when the other male arrives….chew him up and spit him out/ Beat him black and blue/ Curse him “avada Kedrava” or better yet, make him stay in the female form for ever and summon “Naach, basanti Naach….! LOL. OR all of the above though not in the same order.
I am female and it is kind of goofy to imagine what i’d feel like to be in the male’s position. Now Siree, do tell us what your treatment to the predators would be. :-))
I am sure we’ll split our sides reading your comments and follow up tomorrow. In the meanwhile, I am keeping all fingers, toes and tableware around here crossed that you’d go reading this far into your comments.
The hindi opening took me very long to read. The sentiments are rightly expressed and once more I reamin swooning how breathtakingly beautiful the language sounds specially in your words.
Much love form your blogbeti L addanki.
hellooooo uncle ji…. how r u? howz jaya auntie? hope u all doing well…………i m Eagerly waiting for big boss season 3………it will b great to watch u again on small screen…….and uncleji i m waiting soo long to see ur reply…..hope soon i will get that lcuky yellow line…………love u to and ur family……..
Lots Of Love & Regards….
Lavina….
Respected Brother
Sadar Pranaam
The sports news for you..
In the Finals of US open Men’s doubles atleast one Indian is assured of the title.. whom do you favour Hesh or Lee ..
India begin their season of cricket with a ODI game against New Zealand at Premdasa stadium in the Tri-seris.. your take for man of the match if India wins (which is beyond doubt.. )
The world eighth ranking Saina Nehwal prepares for her next championship.. now I forgot whether it is in Japan or Indonesia.. does she have a chance to reach the finals…
The night F1 race in Singapore what are the chances of Indian force.. are you going to watch it.. (or the event has alredy taken place..)
That is the end of our sports round-up for now..
Love and great affection (attachment! I feel attached to you now.. I was always..)
Abhaya
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Amit Ji
Jaya Ji aur sharmila Ji ki jodi kaamal chemistry . Sharmila ji ki ” Chupke Chupke ” aur Jaya ji ki ” Mili ” lovely movies which can be watched any time . Kaka was word used by Jaya Ji for A K Hangal sahib ek extreme social relation ka jo Humare Culture ki Pahchan thi .
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213 Huma
You four words from “EUSOMYMOSID” are :
“Do you Miss Me”
Dear EF,
CAN ANYBODY HELP ME??????
my system is not showing blog’s write up or any comments but when i select the text it is visible then and this is happening only on blog’s pages..all other sites are working just fine….do i need to format the system or is there any other solution?
guys pls help….
For AB and All Ghazal Lovers
Dil gaya, tum ne liyaa, hum kya karen?
Jaanevaali cheez ka, gam kya karen?
Puure honge apne armaan kis tarah
Shauq behad waqt hai, kam kya karen?
Baksh de pyaar ki gustaakhiyaan
Dil hi qaboo me nahin, hum kya karen?
Ek saagar par hai apni zindagi
Raftaa raftaa ise bhi kam kya karen?
Kar chuke sab apni-apni hikmaten
Dam nikalta hai mere humdum kya karen
—Daag, Dehlvi
Once the intruder successfully consumated the relationship with the females, the true identity was revealed to all ! This caused an uproar of anger amonst the males of this particular sect of the cuttlefish community. Although the sly nature of the intruder hastily decided to survive this I must think on my fins ! All the female cuttlefish had gathered into a little shool being guarded by the males. The intruder, built up his strength and swam at full speed into the shool at the same time changing colouration to merge into the females once again. This caused the intended havoc and chaos causing everyone to flee in all directions. Taking advantage of the situation the sly cassanova also swam for his life to safety, and so began the story of the new breed of cassanova cuttlefish. They believe in the philosophy to swim with the waves is easy we swim against ; )
Dear Amitji,
Its indeed good job….for your fans who cannot express in english…….. And the fish story..good one.
Rajasekhar Pillai
Dearest Amitji,
Hope u r enjoying ur days.
Take care nd hope to see u soon on Colours.
With lots of love….
Hemant Binnani
Dear Lion King,
It is so sweet of you to make all your fans feel at ease by asking the server to translate the blogs in hindi and other languages. Despite being a tamilian from Bangalore I am very fluent in hindi. It was my second language in school and initially I was not very good at it. Neither of my parents could speak hindi properly, a tactic which worked for my proficiency in hindi was my insistence on watching many hindi movies rather than go for tuitions as the teacher was the no nonsense kind and I was scared of her. My father readily agreed to my pleas ( Dads always do with their daughters) as he was worried that I would fail the subject and the daughter has made a decision, my Mum thought it was a ridiculous idea and a clever ploy to entertain myself. ( which it was ) What happened thereafter was a remarkable positive turn around in the marks for hindi and a negative turnaround in other subjects. The hindi movie marathon as Valorie calls it came to a screeching halt after two months of fun and frolic and I was packed off for tuitions.I still remember the ICSE hindi which was so tough, Kabirdas ke dohe etc. We learnt a poem of your erstwhile father as well which was included in the syllabus. Today I have gained proficiency in hindi over tamil and kannada. Tamil, I can speak but cannot read or write. Kannada I can read and I struggle with the speech.
It doe not matter what language you write in, we can possibly understand you in French and Russian too, as love needs no language.
xoxoxoxoxo
Sharmila
Dear Amitabh
How are you today? I hope everything all right.
It is a little be hurt for me to read your higher English.
Please for you to try for the next time to write in folk English. It help us to well understand.
LLLLLLOOOVVVVVVVEEEE MAZAL
FROM ISRAEL….
Sirji…..and the team of AB School of Quiz [Abhayaji/Dr Anshu/Sudhir/Jasmine J/Sanjith/Aish TVM/Archana/Mousumi/Vijayaji/Jyoti Chander/Dee S and other all FMXT] a very good afternoon….
Here I am describing about committment…it may sounds weird but upon analysis you may feel how much true it is~
“Golden eagles have an interesting way of mating, where they connect in the air while flying at eighty miles an hour and then they start dropping and they don’t stop dropping until the act is completed. So it’s not uncommon that they both fall all the way to the ground, hit the ground and both of them die. That shows their committement. ”
Its just an example of committement ..it instigates our thought process does we human having such an intense comittement???
P.S.: Aish TVM/Archana(Bengaluru)/Vijayaji : Wishing you a very happy Srikrishna Jayanthi. I am reaching all of you to have prasadam…:)
With love and warm regards,
MANOJ KUMAR OJHA
http://manojkumarojha.blogspot.com/
With love and warm regard
Hi Uncle
I am sure most of the men in the world would want to be various species of male cuttlefish..:D
Rgds,
Renna
***It is a little be hard for me to read your higher English
DON
I want Amitabh sir’s book to be published asap.
Amitabh sir lets have a dinner sometime.
abhi ash jaya aunty you n me..
bachchans n one
# 299 Daisy
Daisy I most certainly agree this IS a fun batch of comments, more so from a readers viewpoint!! Since Mr. Bachchan rather deviously chose not debauch himself whilst putting us firmly in frame and I was simply determined not to bite the ‘bait’!
I agree with you though he may well have altered the order of nature were he a Cuttlefish – by the look of the comments the females would be wearing the fierce colours!
# 82 Dr. Anshu
I don’t think you failed at humour at all! Very astute and funny!
With love and best wishes
Jasmine
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Kab tak dil ki khair manaayen, kab tak raah dikhaa’oge
Kab tak chain ki mohalat doge, kab tak yaad na aa’oge
Ahad-e-vafa, aur tark-e-muhabbat, jo chaaho so aap karo
Apne bas ki baat hi kya hai, humse kya manvaa’oge
kisne vasl ka sooraj dekha, kis par hijr ki raat dhali
Gesu’on vaale kaun the, kya the, unko kya jatlaa’oge
‘Faiz’ dilon ke bhaag me, hai ghar basaana bhi, lut jaana bhi
Tum us husn ke lutf-o-karam par, kitne din itraa’oge
—Faiz, Ahmed Faiz
I find watching fish extrememly therapeutic! It helps me think! try it…
Glad you had a good day. Keep writing
DEAR UNCLE,
GOOD AFTERNOON!HOW ARE YOU? I AM FINE.HOW WAS YOUR VISIT TO SENTOSA? HOW IS AMAR SINGH JI? I AM FINE.BYE.
YOUR LOVING EF,
AMITASH DEGAN,
GHAZIABAD,UTTAR PRADESH.
Respected Brother
Sadar Pranam
I do not think I have great love for ODI after T20 has set cricket on fire worldwide.. yet I would not mind having some international cricket to be watched after a long gap.. these days a few months appears a long time.. after a poor showing in the world T20 cup I look forward to the Tri-Series, Champions trophy and champions league.. I would prefer last to be most exciting being of T20 format.. Yet I give my readings for the first game of the tri-series
India start on the backfoot with the news that the reliable Gautam Gambhir has been sidelined due to groin injury.. yet does it make the life easy for Kiwi bowlers .. I doubt.. does it make easy to pick the final eleven.. I seriously doubt.. could India win the game hands down.. I can not say..
The difficult tak of picking the XI.. Dhoni is known to not retain my XI.. he always makes a change or two.. yet It is my duty being an Indian and being a true fan of Indian cricket team to suggest a team and a gameplan to the very able and fortunate skipper..
Open with Sachin and Yuvraj Singh ( a left-right combination), follow with Dravid, Dhoni, Raina, Pathan, and use Praveen Kumar, RP Singh, Ashish Nehra as the medium pacers and include both Harbhajan and Mishra to tweak their arms..
I am afraid if he would dare to include two regular spinners and we all know his faith in Ishant Sharma so that is where we are likely to differ.. he may not even play Kumar despite his great swinging abilities and might see one of Nayar or Kohli to e included.. whatever the kind of competition which is on display to find a place in the playing XI is slightly easy with the absence of Sehwag and Gambhir ( te current best opening pair for India is not playing could come as slight disadvantage) and he may not like to send Yuvraj as an opener.. then who else could open with Sachin.. your dig brother at palying XI..
Hope it will be a fierce cmpetition an that India would like to draw early blood in the tri-series.. Good Luck Dhoni and team India.. do well..
Abhaya
Dear Mr. Bachchan,
Thanks a lot for posting wonderful photos. You have requested to comment and extend your para on cuttlefish. Frankly speaking I am not in position to make comment on that. But I would like to make a comment on one thing - you are really enjoying your stay in Singapore.
Regards,
Naishadh Vyas
Bottom line 1- The male species can change colors, but can be dunces about others doing the same.
Bottom line 2 - You score with the ladies as long as you wear the same shade as theirs.
Bottom line 3 - Black & white fish may lack color but lead less stressful lives.
Health and happiness to you Mr Bachchan !
Regards
Rashmi
Manoj,
The Golden Eagles are majestic! They stop by in the Jebels in Oman on their route from Russia to Madagascar during change of seasons. They look like aircrafts when they spread their wings! And the royal grace in the air is specatcular!!
Probably Ghalib must have seen a couple in passion when he wrote:
Ye ishq nahin asaan itna hi samajh lije
Ek aag ka dariya hai, aur doob ke jaana hai!
God! Is that commitment!! Kidding…
Thanks,
Sudhir
Respected sir,
I feel so happy for you because i can see the masti in which u were writing, but very jealous because everybody gets yellow band only i don`t get. And i am very angry also because in this blog u have wished sweta on her birthday and when i asked u to wish my daughter who will be completing 9years on 25th August, u didn`t wish her. She is such a big fan of yours and yesteday i discovered that my younger son is also your fan. He is only 2 years can`t talk but yesterday in Zee cinema Laawaris ad was coming and i changed the channel even he started grumbling, i understood immediately i changed zee cinema then he kept quiet. This is the 5th Generation. My life`s first movie was Yaraana which i saw in Basant Cinema. In those days we did`nt had television at home and i never went to anybodies house to see movie.
Now this is very bad i feel u like people whose name starts from alphabet “S” like sweta, shankar etc…. u keep writing them only.
P.S. i m sorry to write all this but, i m a child to u.
With tons of love and regards
Rani
Dear Sanjith,Shankar,Jasmine J,Manoj ,Aishwarya and FMXT
Let me too leave you all with a little thought. What happens if this Cuttlefish of AB’s post swims in to the community where a fish like Mousumi is there?
Ka-tal kar denge use !! Yes, he would be killed (non veg you see). Har baar jeet uski jeet nahi ho satki, hamara bhi time ayega …ya aa gaya?
Mousumi
#487 Sudhir bhai : I was in Oman for 9 and half yrs and I have seen the Golden eagles…yes you are right view is spectacular.
Regards,
Manoj
Dear Sir…
After Exclamation…I would have written “Ohh FISH”….
Regards
Pratyasha
hii ……. sir ye pics kya Under Water world ki hey …. ha kya ?
# 489 Mousumi : You know the property of Cuttle fish so they will act as per their property either female fish is Cuttle(fish) or Mousumi(fish)…:)
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Ab aksar chup-chup se rahe hai, yun hi kabhi lab khole hai
Pehle “Firaq” ko dekha hota, ab to bahut kam bole hai
Din me hum ko dekhne vaalo, apne apne hai auqaat
Jaao na tum in khusk aankhon par, hum raaton ko ro le hai
Fitarat meri ishq-o-muhabbat, qismat meri tanhaai
Kehne ki naubat hi na aai, hum bhi kisi ke ho le hai
Baag me vo khvaab-aavar aalam, mauj-e-sabaa ke ishaaro par
Daali Daali nauras patte, sahas sahaj jab Dole hai
Gam ka fasaanaa sun’ne vaalo aakhir-e-shab aaraam karo
Kal ye kahaani phir chhedenge, hum bhi zaraa ab so le hai
Hum log ab to paraaye se hai, kuchh to bataao haal-e-”Firaq”
Ab to tumhin ko pyaar kare hai, ab to tumhin se bole hai.
—-Firaq, Gorakhpuri
# Abhayaji and other FMXT- simply replace all the contents on the current URL after p= with 3474 and press enter and you will reach to Day-483
Day-483
http://bigb.bigadda.com/?p=3474
Regards,
Manoj Kumar Ojha
Respected Sir,
WHen ever I listen” madhushala’ Recited by the most respected person of the country for his mostlovable literate father, tears find their ways from my eyes unwillingly……….
I want to remember my beloved father Mr. Arvind Sheth who created many gujarati songs for children too.
Please bless me so that I can fulfill my father’s dream who is no more in this real world.
God bless you and your family.
Thanks.
Your writings are from the heart and that’s a truth.
Maybe the male Pharaoh Cuttlefish was just fishing for a complement.
Hello Again,
Interesting and bit not for little kiddos who come to the blog.
But to me the intruder must be severely punished chopped off his “little thing” which drags him to do such bad thing to do.
I think the intruder is a culprit who robes everything for his own pleasure or accomplishment. “Accomlpishment” because sometimes it is a male thing to be with as many women as possible “sort of a victory thing” which to me is not victory but a sad thing because I feel the person is insecure.
What goes comes around so it is all up to the time. But time only favours the cunnings not the straight honest person.
But thats life that is the way nature has been and it is not just now but this sort of practice( cunnings ) used to happen in the past also many many years ago. We can read in the old books of history etc.
I would exterminate that intruder if it was to intrude my territory on my loved one.
Hi Bigb
Nice to see your blog in hindi, but doesnt it seem to be tedious for typing hindi on english keyboard…..
Do u remember Mr. Laxmikant Rathi of Amravati????
If yes, plz reply…
Best Regards
Hunaid.
Abhaya ji,
Shaant ho jao bhai.
Meri rai hai ki iss case ko operation theatre me le jaate hain. Brain transplant karna padega!!!
Sudhir
After the !!! … “Gender change… Tender range… ensoy….”
Cheers…
hi sir how r u?
just to reply 2 ur cuttlefish story like any typical karan johar hindi film there would be fight between 10s of bad cuttle fish and 1 cuttle fish anf finally gud one will win. they will live happily after.
OR
a more tragic ending like seroius director would make the film the gud cuttle fsh would leave the lady cuttle fish for doing the wrong act die by “HEY EVEN A MORE FUNNY COMEDY ENDING BY SUICINDING UNDER WATER” WHAT A JOKE A FISH SUICIDE IN WATER.
SIR, PLEASE COMMENT ON THIS IDEA FROM ME………………………………
WHAT AN IDEA SIRJI………………………………………………………….
UNIQUELY PRESENTED BY ABHISHEK EVERYTIME NEW AD COME FROM HIM
WAITING FOR UR COMMENTS……………….. VENER GOT ONE……….
PLEASE REPLY SIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
J.P. RAJESH
VARANASI
wow, and we thought that only man is so flirtatious. ‘Pyar ke liye kuch bhi karega’. But just imagine, if right at that moment, when our flirty intruder is in the coulour of ladies of opposite group and is inside the group, a male member of that opposition group decides to mate with that particular ‘lady’ fish.
Well, either we will have the ‘Dostana’ or ‘Rakeeb.’
Ha, ha.
Loved u Sir in ‘The Last Lear’, that movie is an acting class in itself.
Regards,
Ankur
Hi Amitabh Bachchanji,
I am overwhelmed with joy that it is possible to directly communicate with u,
through this blog.I’m a big fan of yours. I really hope u read this and reply to me. God bless u for your coming ventures and also success touches u in every field.
mamta.
nice photographs sir! Thankyou for the photos…
vineeth nair
Doha
Qatar
Dear Amitji
Kya yeh blog aap ne hi likha hai.
Somehow I feel ke yeh aapka likha nai hai. pata nahi kyo aisa lagta hai.
Regards
Renu
Dear Amitji, Good Afternoon. What you describe about Cuttlefish is also true about human beings. There it is physical change of colours here in human beings it is a mental make over. The desire to reach the chosen one makes one plan so many ways of good behaviour till the love blossoms. One dresses up to be noticed talks to be heard behaves to be appreciated and ultimately some day says what the heart wants in a weak moment with the opposite sex. Here also there are many who guard. First the family and then friends but the desire to win makes one pass both the hurdles in some or the other ways.
I must say Cuttlefish has unique ways and change of physical colours help its male to achieve the ultimate goal is very interesting and intelligent work done by the male fish. However the female could have raised an alarm but looking at someone who has overcome so much for the act the female must be also conniving in the act of eating the forbidden fruit. Everything is fair in love and war becomes true here.
Hope you enjoyed the visit and certainly this story has caught your imagination. Must have been a theme in many of your films and you must have also changed so many colours to achieve the sweet end result.
Every love story will have such ingradients of the male speci protecting their females.
My sincere regards to those who do not change any colours and still win over the well protected one in front of everyone with honest means. Very ideal way to win and most difficult one to execute as a plan. There may be failure written at every step and still one goes on till the end.
Ravi P(yaar) Malhotra
Dear Amitji,
I want your autographed vcd of your song ER BIR PATTE for Aby Baby.
My daughter loves this song she is in class 4th and has grown-up listing this song form me since her birth.
Please oblige me.
Me and my daughter will be very pleased to get it.
regards,
RAJ
# 72 Mr D ……… Y u thinking like that ?
hummmmmmmmm
can a man just walk up to a lady and have a pleasant conversation?
not the stranger…
Y not ?
stranger like me ……. And we both have pleasant conversation always …
its UP to you what u feel & how you talk to a person …..
And how you conduct yourself befor him or her !
its not a BIG deal mr D …… i hope So !
Mr AB did not know his EF personally …
We all r strangers to each other ….
But after conversation, we become as friends ..
That’s true
guess… fishes aren’t much diff from humans!!!!!!!!after all isn’t this something, that most filmy heroes do????????? disguising as women?????!!!!!!!……..
Dear sir,
it is fact that i am also handicapped in english language and unable to express the view and comment according to my satisfaction and all Ef often grammaritical
error occured and more than that but I am trying to learn from you sir ! and from EF also on day by day as I believe ,(corrected me from wrong application of ‘ belief ‘,) Thank you sir !
Interesting to read the cuttlefish color light SIGNAL of LOVE and WAR and the Creation of UNique beauty of GOD !!
Female Attraction every where ..on land , under water and in the airrrr
and battle for that as always..she is mother cause of creation and destroy .
with hey hey hi hii
Dinesh
Continuation to your story.
After mating Female Fish says:
Main tumhare bachche ki maa bannewali hoon,mujhe tairakar (Swimming) yahaan se door le jao….
******QUESTION TIME*****
If Amitabh Bachchan is reading this and many others then,
A question for everyone including Amitabh Bachcha. However, Big B doesn’t need to answer if he chooses not to answer and avoid.
We all watched Koffee with Karan - Superb chat show I ever enjoyed and I actually downloaded all the episodes in one go those I never watched (MY personal Favorite was Father Son Duo Big B and Small B - it was a total entertainment.
Anyways - Like films where indian film industry is short of stories and always try to pick up scenes/story/screenplay/music from another film and make it look like their own creation.
OUR own Lovely Farah Khan is now hosting “Tere Mere Beech Mein” thanks to here string pulling of stars because of having 2 super success of her directorial movies. When I saw the advert it just clicked “O My God” KJO the director turned chat show host - now it is turn of “Farah Khan director - turned chat show host” MONEY MONEY MONEY.
So what is it a pure genius of COPYCAT and just add extra INGREDIENT of draging some people as controversial. WHat I have noticed in here is “the bachchans are being dragged indirectly hitting at Aishwaria Rai.
If you are reading this (Big B) I humbly request that IF you are requested to attend this chat show then pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee DON’T. This show is nothing but a 3rd grade indignitry show which is aired just to hit at someone else.
But rest is your own choice you are your own decision maker.
But I watched that show for like 2 minutes and changed the channel moved off it. and that woman Farah Khan - full of attitude sometimes i feel sorry for her husband ROFL poor guy.
Animesh u lolzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Hello sir,
picture are very nice…no doubt …
Like every fans,i m one of them….
Sir ….you are genius …i do not understand ,this word is suited on you or not…but i don’t have any other word for you..
you are having tremendous writing skill…in hindi as well as in english,i think which come from bottom of your heart.
i love your writing skill sir…i love your humbleness..your style..your Acting …..
way of handling things Blah Blah…No word sir…you have lots of quality ,if i wanna write to think..it is not possible for me…i am very small for that..
i speech less sir whenever i am talking about you…
my good wishes are always with you and your family.
need your comment….
Regards,
vinita
My dearest Mr. Bachchan,
Thank you so much for your Brief in Hindi today….felt good to read…I am reassured to see that my flair for languages hasn’t dimmed with the passing years! And thank you for the updates on the scuttles and the scuffles of the cuttles…..
So the male cuttlefish wouldn’t mind disguising himself as a lady cuttlefish, just so he can begin a propagation process with ladies outside his fold? And then, after the Xclamation mark, our young wierdo returns home to his Momma, all cross eyed, only to hear her say…..I’ve TOLD thee before and am telling you again…Insincerity is EXHAUSTING!!
Why do you do this to us time and again….???? Sudhar jayeeye Mr. B, bachche bade ho gaye hai!!
Love and more,
Always,
Kashmira
evaranu kuntunnaru pillaloo….mana sthruvulooo…artha mayindaa?????
evaroo????anukuntunnarooo????
vaadu saamaanyudu kaadoooo….?daani…roopamlo….mana rajyam lo…
daani pilla vaadu kooda….maanaawaadu kaadu…artham ayyindaa ippudayinaaa…
manaaa baaboo…….choodandee entha vinayamooo…..naanaa..poyinaaaa????
vaadinii…aaaa…thotti gaalloo..emeee..cham…pa..gaalaa..roo…raaa…pillaloo……….neeenee…champaaali……vugra…nara…ni..vaishn…vi…invoke…….jeee…..yarr……………swameee………………tripura…………sunda……………..ri……………..invoke…………………..swameeeeeeeeeeeeee………………ki………cheppandeeeeeeeeeeee……………….maaaaa…..iddarikeeeeeee……….naa………ramudiki…..naaakoooooo…………leeeekaa……potheeeeee.chaaaaaavaaaaaaaaaaaandeeeeeeeeeeeee
chepaandeee…naaa…raamudu……aa…………avathaaram…lo.keeeeeeeeeeee
tripura tho………iddariloonoooooooooooooo……….ugra………………..simhdithoooooooooo……….sikandeeeeeeeeeeee…………….ayuda……………………….kavaaaaaaliraaaaaaaaaaa………..invokeeeeeeeee:-)cheptaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa………cheptaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.lam………gaadi…..paaneeeeeeeeee
Dear Mr.Amitabh Bachchan!
Amaizing photos!Life under water is extraordinary! Strange shapes ,different colours ,beautiful fish and plants.Pharaoh Cuttlefish- I have never heard about this fish. Fish like elephant . It’s really interesting curiosity. Best wishes to You
Comment (194) Day (74)….
Dear Lion King and AB school of Quiz….specially back benchers…
Cuttlefish are marine animals of the order Sepiida belonging to Cephalopoda class (which also includes squid,octopuses , and nautiluses). Despite their common name, Cuttlefish are not fish but molluscs .
• Recent studies indicate that cuttlefish are among the most intelligent
invertebrates.
• Cuttlefish generally range in size 15 cms to 25 cms.
• The origin of word cuttlefish can be found in the old English term cudele.
• Cuttlefish are sometimes referred to as the chameleon of the sea.
• Cuttlefish cannot see color.
• The blood of a cuttlefish is an unusual shade of green-blue.
• There are over 120 speciesof cuttlefish currently recognized.
• The male signals to the female for mating by raising two arms.
• If other cuttlefish also raised the arm both male duel with bright colors play,
until one of the player leaves the field.
•The bright zebra color , in which a cuttlefish is often displayed , signals
willingness to mate to a female.
• In some species , during the period of mating , there also fight between
males.
• Males and females mate, entangling their short tentacles.
• The male now transfers a sperm packet with a specially modified one of its
eight short tentacles.
• The dark colour of spaghetti “Seppia” comes from cuttlefish ink mixed to the
spaghetti dough.
Aishwarya…Copying not allowed to juniors too..
LOTTUS….
namaskar ji
nice post.i have also seen santosa.it is a nice place.hpws is ur and urs friend health
lov u
jyoti
well, i wud have said….
aah..they(men) are same anywhere u go!!!!
Dear Amitabh Saab-ji
I reckon:-
The male fish from the school starts to smell something fishy (pun intended) with his extra sensory nostrils, so not only, does he change his colour to bright red, the colour of anger and blood, but he also a powerful audio wave that only males from outside the school can detect. The sound wave changes the other males’ colour back to the original colour, hence he gets caught red-finned (get it?) before any act of mating can take place.
Then, a fierce fight takes place as an action replay from a certain Amitabh Bachchan movies with he “Dishum-Dishum” onomatopoeia, the villain fish swims away faster than a shark and the boy and girl fish live happily ever after!!
Do you like it?
Love to hear from you.
Take care, Jivan
………and the idea of your associate with Big Boss 3 —> I didn’t like it. Sorry.
It’s just that shows like Big Boss or Big Brother are so lame and pathetic that people actually know these days how to play.
These Big brother or Big Boss show don’t do any good to anyone except the producers. It is like a Zoo where you bring in animals from around the country for others to enjoy for while. When that animal’s time is up he is thrown out and another one is brought in.
I know your intention is good and noble but are the intentions of the people behind this show good and noble? I don’t think so.
In the UK they have shut Big Brother I think forever now because of its popularity is losing the touch. Above all it creates a lot of anger due to many things which upsets the public such as racism, violence, also one of the contestant this year when evicted tried to committ suicide.
Shows like this is for fame hungry people who if failed will destroy their lives unless they come out of it. I am not a fan of Big Brother or Big Boss I haven’t watched these kind of shows in years ( last I watched for when Shilpa Shetty was in the house because it was first indian celebrity) but look the outcome. Shilpa Shetty not just WON but got famous all in the UK and International level but at what cost ( Jade Goody’s life was ruined totally).
So Dear Big B Sahib, You are great star and you are one of the greatest human being inspirational person. It is your choice to make your decisions and stand by it and we will also (I will also stand by it) because I choose to, but when I feel wrong then I just say it is wrong but still stand by you.
But Big Boss 3 despite it’s popularity and all that big money it is an unethical show which has its big negativity.
But as you said you have discussed the matters and things maybe here is where the show may turn to the right path and may get its decency where people would come out as victorious despite not winning or being evicted before others.
Lets see. But somewhere in my heart it tells me these shows are not good for anyone but the producers.
Its all about the Benjamins and Bapu …. AKA MONEY MONEY MONEY (benjamins -> refers to Dollars & Bapu -> refers to Rupees) Money has the pictures of noble good man but it deeds are bit harsh.
Sometimes I wonder that on Dollar they should write “In Money We Trust” instead of “In God We Trust”
i am perhaps one of your greatest fans ever.i know lakhs of people will contest this claim of of mine but i am ready to fight each and everyone .i have named my son after you.please give him your blessings and some words of encouragement.i will be honored
thanks in advance
alok
Shri Amit Ji,
Namaskar
You are my favourite Hero. I like to meet you. Please
Vimal Kumar,
Bhopal
Dear Big B,
After the exclamation, I would add - Imagine what can happen if the colors changed back to original while the intruder was at ” IT”
Hope that was civil enough
I am still (Im)patiently waiting for your response to my comment on Day 484.
love
Shalini
My dear Mr Bachchan
As a man with many sisters my response is perhaps different. One who steals will always steal. One who protects will always protect. It is this “game” of life that we lead and the protector often is the one that loses since you must protect your whole life and if one theif slips through then the protector has failed.
I can only tell you, as I am sure you know, the protector when he goes home is at peace with himself all the time and the thief laughs when he is young and naive but once he grows older he has regrets.
I do not know what the next world holds but as a protector myself I canonly say that assume for protectors worst case scenario that there is no next world and the thief who got away now will not be punished at all in the next life…………it is still fine since we are not defined by whether we will be punished or rewarded in the next life by our efforts in this life but rather we live better happier lives in this world by giving more than you receive. A man/woman who is an asset to their community gets the love of the community in return. A man or woman who is a liability to their community gets nothing.
Love from a community to an ordinary man is what dreams should be made of.
My wife likes you very much and we are coming Mumbai on 31st October this year for 6 days.
Is there any chance that she could meet you.
Again my best wishes for your health and happiness.
Afzal Khan (South Africa). PS I was there when you landed on the Chatsworth Centre Roof and at Pavilion and at Now or Never (because of her).
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Here starts my Dilemna.. what salutation do i use ?? and how do i address u ?? !
well.. well…i’ll skip it altogether till i can come up with something correct..
I have been a big fan of Harivanshray ji’s poems… and your writin style has me hooked to your blog now…. so now m a bachchan clan fan
pls do keep blogging….. its rather nice to read fluent thoughts of the person AB, rather than only watch the huge AB on screen…
Prachee….
Every language has its own flavour.
When we think en English, we can write in English only. If we try to translate, the undertones will be missing.
If we think in hindi or tamil, we can write in those languages only because translation can never handle local idioms and usages.
For my senstive, loving and empathetic EF :
M, Austere, Reshmi P, Lily D’Penha, Reeham, Gilga, Lakshmi Jag, Rose C, Rasha Zayed, Dee, Tumpa Ghosh, Kavita, Rochelle, Bharati, Anu/Nikki, Preeti, Zhenya, Puneet, Lena, Daisy M, Carla, Jabela, Jasmine, Jasmine Jaywant, Jazmine, Sharmishta, Saroj, Daksha, Tehreem, Monalisa, Archana (Bengaluru), Sharmila, Subhash, Kishore, Abhay, Naresh, Preeti, Bharati, Ravi, Deepak T , Raman, Pramod, Ramanathan, S. Khan……
Thank you everyone for your prayers and good wishes for my recovery…I am as well as I can hope to be now…and with you all once again, Inshallah!
Abhaya, I am extremely touched by your gesture….I dedicate this to you and all of our warm and caring EF:
Dosti achchi ho toh rang laati hai, (An enduring/strong friendship yields goodness)’
Dosti gehri ho toh sabko bhaati hai,(A sincere friendship is a source of happiness),
Dosti naadaan ho toh toot jaati hai,( Immature friendship does not endure)
Par agar dosti EF jaisi ho….toh itihaas banaati hai!(But if friendships are like such we have among our EF, it creates History!)
Love and blessings for all you dear Ones,
Ever,
Kashmira
It is good to see the translation of your vieww in Hindi in Devanagari script for the followers in that language. I like your impeccable expression in both the languages. Most of us do not think in the language in which we desire to express and there starts the handicap. In that respect (without offending any one) people from South India are more advantageously placed especially migrants who have a mastery over many languages. I for one can easily read, write and speak in five. It can be termed occupational requirement. Here, I remember that once (Late) Mrs. Indira Gandhi congratulated the translator while she was on a tour to Assam for having given the right punch to her original speech in Hindi and later came to know that the person who did the job was a Tamilian. Age is no bar to pick up a new language. Try Marathi - having been in Mumbai.
Dear Amitji,
In tamil there is a saying “Thadi koduthu adi vaangarudu” which translated in hindi means “AA bail mujhe maar”. Here we are, a set of efemxtians, going berserk pouring thoughts unabated and you go ahead and prod us to indulge further. But then from you, our karta of HMCOUEF (abbreviation for Hindu, Muslim, Christian and Other religions’ Undivided Extended Family), a command is a command is a command. So here goes :-
Intruder, knowing that opposition shall become forbearing on noticing them, changes its colour, with great cunning, into that of the female specie of the opposition party and pretending to be one of their group, surreptitiously slips into their domain past unsuspecting males, and once in, mates with their ladies !!! Will he break into a ‘Rang barse” Ha!
History tells us that Charles Darwin’s theory was slammed by the ‘believers’ since it scandalised the theories of origin of man as laid out by the scriptures. The peacock was the example taken. It had those extra long feathers used flamboyantly for the rain dance and ultimately for courtship. These feathers made it very difficult for the male to fly out of danger in an emergency! So the detractors asked how come evolution did not shed this handicap? Lots of research later it went on to prove that while most adaptations of the body were for increasing chances of survival, there were some to increase chances of superior progeny. This probably explains the facial hair in the humans, the crown on the rooster, the flowing mane adorning the lion and of course the capability to change colours in the cuttlefish.
Hope that sounds ABish.
Sirji this reminds me of that line where you demarcate the male from the female fish to the awestruck customer by saying “In machliyon me jo mard hai who tayerta hai our jo nari hain woh tayertein hain” Hilarious the way you say it with a serious face.
End Line – Joke
BEST COMEBACK RESPONSE OF THE YEAR
If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman’s credibility…
Q: ‘Officer — did you see my client fleeing the scene?’
A: ‘No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.’
Q: ‘Officer — who provided this description?’
A: ‘The officer who responded to the scene.’
Q: ‘A fellow officer provided the
description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?’
A: ‘Yes, sir. With my life.’
Q: ‘With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?’
A: ‘Yes sir, we do!’
Q: ‘And do you have a locker in the room?’
A: ‘Yes sir, I do.’
Q: ‘And do you have a lock on your locker?’
A: ‘Yes sir.’
Q: ‘Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?’
A: ‘You see, sir — we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.’
The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year’s ‘Best Comeback’ line — and we think he’ll win.
Yours as always
Ramanathan
To Dr. Anshu - your prescription for enrolling into EF was perfect. So here goes my attempt to send a one-on-one note to one of the revered members.
kushi..gaadu.manchooode..save….him
kk gaaadooo…lomdeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee:-(
jaipal okay now,uncovered ………..
sravan pani cheyaaduu..delhi…lo..tv9……..evil gusgaaya…info.leak …horaa………..change .kardo…………………….tv9……..
Hello My Precious Treasure,
Thanks for the nice pics. The pics r priceless as U have taken them, Ur name is attached with this, so, they r priceless…………… oh! These brownish things r fishes, amazing…………
It is really a very good news that Ur blog will come in regional languages…….. now U can reach many more hearts daily………….. U will get more blessings…………….. U can extend Ur family …………… I really appreciate that effort ………………… really feeling happy.
The story of the life of cuttlefish is very interesting. It must be very hard job to peep into the life of these fishes and understand their lifestyle. But where U have stopped with the ! mark if I start writing from there, it should be like this, “ and they start singing a song in a beautiful underwater garden. After spending few days of dating they get caught by the girl’s father and detached from each other they try to meet again and when they meet again they sing – kabke bichhre huey hum aaj kahan aa ke mile……. From Lawaaris……………….. then they try to marry which becomes impossible due to the brother of the girl and the gang of original villain who wants to marry the girl. There is no family member of the hero as he is orphan. But he takes help of his friends and he elopes the girl and comes to Arabian sea near Mumbai where he marriages the heroine. Suddenly some dadas of Mumbai started chasing them and making their life horrible. The hero is a good stuntman, so, he manages to win the battle. After that they lived happily ever after.”
No more bheja fry today, lot done, work pressure increasing. Now waiting for a cup of tea. And oh! I forget to have cucumber after lunch, ok will have it first and tea will be a bit later. Done.
Bye bye, take lot of care
Have a happy cuttlefish day……….. heh heh heh……..
Tumpa
coorect..vaaluu..cheesee.deee:-)
Dear sir
dua karta hu aap aur family achhe hoge
sir i m 30 year old i have wife and son of 2 years in my family
sir ek newz paper me padha tha aap ke blog ke baare me aaj aap ko kuch likhta hu pls isse najar andaj mar karna
sir muje abhi abhi pata chala ki jitne bhi log aapka blog dekhte hai wo sab
ya bhi padh sakte hai ki maine aapke pass bhikh mangi hai
sir aaj mera din bahot kharab hai
meri jingdi kisi picture ki kahani se kam nahi hai
mai jab 16v saal ka tha tab maine ghar chor diya mumbai aaya 3 saal ek insti tute me sevice ki kuch nahi karpaya bachkan dimag tha na
1999 me puna aaya ek cousine juthi aasha dekar laya ki apne dhandhe me bhagidari dunga uska mobiles handset ka shop tha 3 saal gadhhe ki tarah kaam karta raha khun garam tha kuch karne ki chahat thi aur kuch banana bhi tha
2002 me maine soch liya ab to khud ka bsnass karna hi hai ghar par pappa k pass paise the par mere liye nahi the jo muje aaj tak nahi mile
phir ek dost k sath partnership me kam shuru kiya paisa uska mehnat meri achha expriance tha muje shop ka shop achhi chalne lagi usne bhi kaha shop pura lekar use apna finance dedu ya shop chor du maine ek govt. officer jo mera reguler customer tha usse 2 lakh rupiya lekar partner ko alag kar diya
bsnass aur achha ho gaya age bhi 26 27 ho gayi ghar se kaha ab shadi karlo karli par nasib jis din meri shadi thi ussi din us govt officer ka kisi scanle me arrest hua
ussne waha se hi mujpar apne ruppiye wapas karne ko dabaw dala aur jald se jald nahi diye to marne ki dhamki bhi di jahir si baat hai wo khud tantion me tha usse kisibhi halat me bahar aane tha aur property to seel thi
maine dhire dhire dhandha samet k usse wapas diya
ab mai meri wife ko to ye sab nahi bata sakta tha usne meri shop dekhkar mujse shadi ki thi phir bhi maine 6 mahina idhar udhar se ghar chalya paheli baar muje apni hi saali se lon lena pada 1 lakh ka liya dhandhe me lagaya par musibat aati hai to charo aur se aati hai
kuch bhi fayda nahi hua ulta wo bhi karja ho gaya shop chalu thi ghar ka kharcha chalu tha income bahot kam thi phir uske bhai se paise liye par nasib ne sath nahi diya jab kuch bhi baat nahi bani to goa shift ho gaya
yaha bhi nokri me 6000 rs me ghar chalana mushkil upar se 2 saal ka bachha
soch raha tha ki agar kahi se finance mil jaye to khud ka bsnass karta hu
issi aasha me 6 mahine se na jane kitne logose baat ki koi taiyya nahi hai sath dene ko
mai haar gaya wife ne itne din sath diya
ab wo bhi bete ko lekar apne papa ke ghar chali gayi hai
ab akela ho gaya hu sir maine bsnass k liye puri planing karke rakhi hai agr maine apna koi bsnass chalu kar diya to mai un dono ko wapas la sakta hu
sir muje 5 lakh rupaiye ki sakht jarurat hai jisse mai apna kuch shuru kar shaku
mai janta nahi aap kya sochenge mere bare me
mai is wakt bahot frasted hu yaha apna contact number bhi likhta hu agar ek garig aur talented ko help karne ka irada ho to please contact kar le
mai aap ko itna yakin jarur dilata hu ye paise mai 2 saal me with intrest wapas kar dunga
kabhi to sochta hu apni kidney bech du par bachhe ka muh dekhkar ruk jata hu usse abhi meri jarurat hai usse padhana hai aur uske jawan hone tak koi chij ki kami nahi deni hai
please muje apne aap par yakin hai is baar mai fail nahi jaoonga is baar success ho kar hi dum lunga
abhi mai goa me hu merea market se hai bas muje mall lakar delivery karna hai
please sir help me aap ka jindgibhar mujpar aur mere bete par ehsaan rahega
pleaseeeee
mera contact number 09765468474
pleaseee
sir
mai kabhi sochta hu ki mai apni kidney bech du
Dear Amit uncle
I think u made a mistake[ sorry fr pointing it out!] But all of the EF and FmXt are’nt adults some r still in their teens or tweens! For eg meeeee!!! But never mind ur blof was like a treasury of info really! Those brownish seaweed things being fish!….Wow amazing! BY the way here is wat i’ll write after the ! marks………..After romancing with he ladkilog the intruder creates some sweety cuttlefish babies aur ghar basakar chala jata hain dhokhebaaz kahinka!!! Take care
Luv
Zinnia
apple is our,sister co,
benz also will be ours….one 1 comp..from each….industry….will be chosen….
sink with owner…..so….keep watchig….:-)
Dear Amitji
Have been an avid reader for close a year of the blog belonging to group of FMXT who would come back every day to see what new thought process, what new development, what new agenda would you put forth today. Once in a while we would also may be have a lingering doubt that may be today Amit ji has given up and said nothing today to post, nothing much to say or sometimes a fear that may be our own FMXT’s comments or mindless media ramblings may some day frustrate you. But no, everyday there’s sunshine, fresh, clear, thought provoking, fearless, honest and clean.
How is it that somebody as busy and occupied as you would take out the necessary time for this activity while we mortal folks seemingly do not have time for simple things in life like reading a book, tending a garden or talking to the family. You also seem to spend good amount of time with your family, in front of TV, with books, to new assignments, to functions, to visit people in hospital etc etc etc..
We sometimes wonder whether we should believe that one person is doing all this or do you have any secret pact with GOD for 8 hours extra every day.
Request you to consider answering some of the questions below whenever you feel like, in case you feel that the questions below are worth your time and effort. Always wanted to put this post with questions but “never got time”,
a)
Sir, with respect have always wondered how people of extra ordinary talent and fan following stay grounded. Why would they respect elders, pray to god, care about fellow humans. There are two questions here WHY do they and HOW they are grounded. It applies to you more than anyone I know
b)
After a long stint into something with extra ordinary results and achievement, what makes some one like you wake up the next day morning and feel there’s something left to do? There is small tangent question to this, what is the motivation factor at the beginning of the career, during peak of the career and during the period at which you could think of retirement or slowing down as an option
c)
You would have noticed during your long stint many people who would be as or almost as talented, but would fail to make as good a mark, or become as successful. Why is it? As a tangent to this, how much does luck influence our path and how much of that luck is because of something done by us.
If you could get time to come this further sorry for bothering you and writing such a huge comment, i notice already 506 is up.
Will always be,
one of the top contender
for the biggest fan
( of both you and your blog)
hello …
amit uncle,
i m very happy to know that,ki aap apne friends ka itna dyan rakhte hai ki aap ne sab logon ke liye hindi main blog par likha ..
amitji vyah karan di soch raya hoon? kuri pasand aa gayi aa soch da hoon tuanu dus dava . bcoz i am ur ef . daar bala laga haan vyah de naa taan but i like her so does she. i live in canada she does in pathankot. but i like her thats what matters……………….. sahi kaha ki nahi
Dear Amitji, Vinay546. Where there is a will there is a way. Have a nice day. Good Questions to Amitji. I don’t go to first floor of my house for many months and here we have Amitji who can go to any extent for his commitments. Hats off to you sir for the never failing blog writing. Everyday I guess what next and the new fish springs up a surprise.
My regards to those who work dilligently day in day out for a cause.
Ravi P Malhotra
(EFB Member)
NAMASKAR AMIT JEE
HINDI LIKHNE KA AAPKO BAHUT BAHUT DHANYAVAD.
HINDI MUJHE SAMAJH MAIN AATI HAI.
AAP KA AKASHDEEP
invite all to balayya home to see my kal……..mm today by 11:30 a.m here,,,in temp,,,invoke….and impart all..in both me and my hub….and kids.,
i want o see…all…celebs….of….hyd………:-)info….m….jee…swa…………………mi
no pub…..sh my msg’s…
Assuming these are chinese fish, few weeks after the babies were born the real dad looked carefully at them and said “ohh dear something ‘wong’ !!
Great to see ur post Kashmira darling :))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Abhayabhai, toooooooooo gooooooooood………… all the songs r perfectly chosen……….. hah hah haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ek do Sabita bhabi ke liye bhi gunguna de na, plssss.
# 406 Jasmine Jaywant
I have missed you quite some time too Jasmine, welcome back
Dearest Amit saab
Hello kia ora namaste
gr8 to be back on yr awesome BLOG after some time.
U rock mate.
cool snaps of fishies
U’r an inspiration for me.
whenever I feel low, I look upto u & get inspired to move on in life.
how do u manage so many things simply amazes me.
take care of yr health.
lots of love
PRADEEP MOHINDRU
Auckland.NZ.
# 394 jyoti chander
Of course i will, take care
# 488 Rani Sanjay Patil
Your endless wait will be answered one day..stay calm
remark after the exclamation - here goes
the fish after mating with the lady turns around and thinks
“tum agar ser ho, toh hum savaa ser hain”!!!
sorry in my last comment i was bit fuzzy….but…i just told you like an elder whom i can tell…what i feel…sorry…though i am recovering the design and goin back in the process…and ya…i cant fail…
Once again a clever and witty post from you Amitji,
Unfortunately,I`m in a cuttle fish dilemma so can`t express anything about it. Loved your pictures,they are beautiful even the last one,in its own funny way.
Love ya
Rani Kothari
dont go to reality shows….:-)evils..showss….so dont worry…ask kids not to go…now..to any……evil….is playing game to spoil wife and husb..relationships…..:-)evils….but both r good.,:-)
hamaara..jaanee..samaay…araaa….cary debotees.,and other devotees..get ready…..holidays..for all…of..us……:-)do..service..goodwork.,dont..publish…:-)
aaj lkaam…hojaanaaa…
arrange…free..flights…..may be to go tomorrow…..night if not next day morning……..
jet should be okay today…should be back to work…uncovered….:-)
Sudhir Firaq Gorakhpuri sahab (SFGS)
Irshaad..
Yaar tum to chhupe rustam ho.. magar yeh brain tansplant vali paat palle nahi padi.. jara tafseel se samjaao ki yeh maazra kya hai.. mera dimmag khali karne ke chakkar mein ho ya apna dimaag mere andar fit karne ka irada hai.. baat to kuchh aur hi hai.. ek ghazal jannab khidmat mein pesh hai..
Teri Aankh ke ansoo pee jaaon
aisi meri takdeer kahan ..
( I love this a lot and If you listen it sometime.. just think of me.. it will give me some releif..)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZFThg0N3kU
……….
Kashmira di.. itihaas ki baat to main janata nahi.. par haan.. is baat ka ehsaas jaroor hai ki yeh dosti asaani se tootne vaali nahi.. asaani se bhoolane vaali bhi nahi hai..
Main nahi jaanata ki mai apko didi aur dost ek saath bana sakata hoon ya nahi.. par haan dost-didi bahut suit kargea aapke liye..
Dost-didi I have a great interest in old hindi songs I love Talat, Mukesh and Rafi sahab.. I would sing one song for you every day.. it may not really be related just to our relationship.. it only reflects that I love the song and do want to sing it for you.. aapko kabhi phone pe suna bhi sakta hoon..
matlab aap yeh gaane sunte waqt mujhe bas yaad bhar kar logi to man ko achcha lagega.. tasalli si ho jayegi..
I love old melodies which effuse with sorrow and pain.. I hpe you do not mind.. aur kam se kam marogi to nahi.. Here is a Talat Mahmood song..
Phir wohi shaam wohi gham Wohi tanhaai hai
dil ko samjhaane teri yaad chali aai hai..
and the youtube link is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfg5nHbH0j4
Abhaya
cuttlefish, hmmm!! after ! may be would say.. Yes! did it!!!!!! catch me if you can……lolz
My dearest Mr. Bachchan,
I hope you are very well and still reaping the benefits of your therapeutic excursion from yesterday. Nature has provided us with these readymade stress relievers but its a pity we do not have easy access to them in municipal life. Holistic therapy clinics and spa’s often rely on the soothing effects of sea life to enhance their treatments – I guess the idea being to coordinate colours, shapes of the fish and the variation of their movements – to control the rhythm of the mind and senses. But I still think there is nothing like experiencing real thing underwater!
A wonderful idea to make blog ji translatable; however long it takes to implement by the powers that be! Yes the point about your film audience is obviously true but I imagine the need for the national languages will increase once you return to national television with your new fans wanting access to you. I’m sure the EF fold is bound to widen very rapidly!
I was sorry to read of your continuous back pain as per some reply from yesterday. I do hope you will feel an improvement very soon!
Wishing you a lovely evening and hoping too that you got the desired results from reading the comments…just remember YOU asked for it! Hehe..
With much love,
Jasmine
xx
Sadar Pranam
Wow, post in HIndi and the translations too, so u have made all ur fans happy, not tat they are not happy u writing to them evryday, that itself is a big gift
Nice picture of the fishes, I am sorry not a very gud writer or a humourous person to fill in the blanks after the exclamation, Agar milne ka vaada karo tho mein jee aur jaab laga doon isko bharne mein , heheheh, I am sorry
Apna khayal rakhiye
Love u always
Anamika
Amitji,
Check this out Pharaoh cuttlefish - at http://www.sergeyphoto.com ..really some nice pictures..
The little that i know since I helped my son with a project on fishes, when he was in 8th grade, that cuttle fish is known as Masters Of Disguise and are Colorblind, Well even in the underworld and animal world male dominates the females, its sad though the female here after laying the aggs does not live for too long.
Its early morning here .. need to go have a very busy day ahead of me, so before i get carried away on writing more.. and loss track of my time…
Love and Peace
Bena
A friend just send this via her email.
p.s. THOUGHTS TO PONDER
1. “Courage is doing what you’re afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you’re scared.” - Eddie Rickenbacker, 1890-1973
2. “Against criticism a man can neither protest nor defend himself; he must act in spite of it, and then it will gradually yield to him.” - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832
3. “What is defeat? Nothing but education; nothing but the first step to something better.” - Wendell Phillips, 1811-1884
4. “People try to rain on your parade because they have no parade of their own.” —Jeffrey Gitomer
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and once baby fishes are born (result of that mating)…..male fishesh who were protecting the females wonder WHO DID IT???? they start searching for traitor…start fighting among themselves and kill each other…..then this guy becomes SWAMI (master) of all female fishes and take them to their group…………..too filmy right???
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Janaab Ahmedtab sahab (!!!)
aap kah rahe hoge bhaai ghazal sunva rahe ho aur hamen btayya tak nahi.. to jannab aapke liye Talat Mahmood sahab ne pharmaaya hai..
Ye hawa ye raat chandani
teri ik ada pe nisaar hai
..
mujhe kyon na ho teri arzoo
teri justazoo mein bahaar hai..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw-q2pDye6o
The complete lyrics.. of this beautiful song err. Ghazal
ye hawaa, ye raat ye chaandanee,
teree yek adaa pe nisaar hain
muze kyo naa ho teree aarajoo,
teree justajoo mein bahaar hai
tuze kyaa khabar hai, o bekhabar
teree yek najar mein hain kyaa asar
jo gajab mein aaye to kahar hai
jo ho meharabaa to karaar hai
teree baat baat hain dilanashee
koee tuz se badh ke naheen hasee
hai kalee kalee pe jo mastiyaan
teree aankh kaa ye khumaar hai
Love you a lot..
Abhaya
thank you sir
aaj kal blog per daily good news milti hai pahle big boss me aane ki khabar ab hindi me likhne ki khabar iam sooooooooooooooooooohappy
god blase you
please reply me
meena
Hello AB
PLease take care of your back and correct your posture…. Cant see u in pain….
I have a small request… Yesterday was my Bthday… and I did nt see any wishes from u… my no was 392 on day 506
But jus 40 msgs after mine.. ur wishes to others are seen.. I am happy that u have wished them…but luv to see u r wishes fr this little fan of urs…. Hoping too see atleast now…
great pics of fishes…. appreciate your detail description….
take care,,,
luv
Abhaya bhai,
Woh aapke monalisawaale comment par tha.
Sudhir
Namaskar………………….Hindime apka manogat padhkar man prasanna hua.
ham hi,,chiru pee….so dont worry,he is doing what i am suppose to do…..:-)
Roja pe hum hi..cooperate with her:_)
Dear Sir,
Oooooooo! Under-sea-world photos! Heaven is really down there, not up there…
The colours, the grace, the tranquility, the quietness, the scenery, the mysticism…But what a shame about the effects of global warming which has already had a devastating effect, driving some species into extinction!
The above photos are just spectacular and even after I had read your post I wasn’t quite convinced that the brown thing in the bottom photos is a cuttlefish. How clever!…I really mean the skills of the cuttle by the way…As for you, I know you excel in all jobs, getting the attention of others, along with their attraction to your charm, looks, and intelligence is no major task for you, you cheeky Sir!
This Post of yours….Hai hai, aaisi baatein karte hai kya? Toba re toba!!
What a topic! What a discussion! Mein bhagti hoon!
Actually I think I am glad we are concentrating on a lighter topic today, telling you the previous two on THAT thing you are sooooo… looking forward to doing have not been too comforting.
I can see what you’re getting up to! You have explained it ALL and yet you say “I am ending this little story here without any further comment”…Dear Sir, ab comment karne mein baaki kya reh gaya hai hmm?? But you know what? You gave it away….you gave it away…!
You have just said “I SWIM away from the scene of the action..” Tell me Sir, the one who so “innocently” swam away…WAS IT YOU IN DISGUISE?? Don’t act so innocent! I can tell by that Hey Hey of yours!!! In fact I saw the Ablu Bablu transform himself into a cuttlu! I watched how you infiltrated the enemies territory, having planned everything in advance! I watched you knock on the door where the beautiful female lives…
Cannot write anymore, I would rather run away!
Love,
Daksha
Mr. Cuttle: E Khuda Aaj Ye Faisla Karde,
Use Mera ya Mujhe Uska Karde.
Bahut Dukh Sahe He Maine,
Koi Khusi Ab Toh Muqadar Karde.
Bahot Muskil Lagta Hai Usse Duur Rehna,
Judai Ke Safar Ko Kum Karde.
Jitna Duur Chale Gaye Woh Mujhse,
Use Utna Kareeb Karde.
Nahi Likha Agar Nasib Me Uska Naam,
To Khatam Kar Ye Zindagi aur Mujhe FANAA Karde.
Ms. Cuttle: Bekhudi Ki Zindagi Hum Jiya Nahi Karte,
Yun kisika ka Jaam Hum Piya Nahi Karte.
Unse Kehdo Mohabbat Ka Izhaar Aakar Khud Karein,
Yun Kisika Peecha Hum Nahin Karte
Dear sir,
fish dish _
“All cats love fish but fear to wet their paws”-A proverb
“Do not tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don’t tell them where they know the fish” – Mark twain
“The fish in the water is silent, the animals on the earth is noisy, the bird in the air is singing. But man has in him the silence of the sea, the noise of the earth and the music of the air.__GURUDEV
with regards
Dinesh
Dear Amitji,
Today, First time i m reading your blog, I have taken many shots from my parents, when i used to see shehansha again and again. My dad always memorize the scene when he actually met you, somewher in town. you had worn a white t-shirt and white jeans. its really great to hear all that about you.
Basically i am a copywriter, but i am not getting words and not using proper grammar while i m writing this . This is the influenece you have on us.
I am awaiting for the Big Boss new season. Plz come soon.
Can i ever meet you in my life???????????????
May be some day when i can write script of your Ad…
Crossing my fingers. Take care
Bye
Dear Sir,
Anoher good blog. It’s realy feeling that we are talking one to one with BOSS AB.
Thought for the day ‘Circumstances do not make a man, they reveal him”
Regards with LOVE,LIGHT and REIKI………
Khanjan Antani
Hyderabad 9949737803
Hello amit ji….
I’m a big fan of yours…like everyone says…You are a legend… hope you are doing well..keep take care of your health…spend some time apart from movies to get rest…its humble request…we like to watch you in movies…but dont like to watch you in hospital.
Take care.
1 quesn. … how may days are you in singapore…i want to meet you..
its not possible to meet you here in india. But may possible to meet you in singapore on or before 21 sep. till 27 sep.
Please do reply.
Keep smiling.
Thanks.
siddhesh
Respected brother
Are you on Ten Sports..
Indian bowlers have done quite well so far.. 141 for 8 from 41 overs.. I have to be with the internet following.. I worl late here in the office on Friday and Saturday..
Hopefully India should pull up an easy victory.. but then they say the game of crocket is not over till th elast ball is bowled.. 9 more overs and complete Indian innings are still to go.. yet I have a feeling that Sachin would give Yuvraj a run for man of the match.. He should ensure a comfortable win for India..
Abhaya
Dearest Mr.Bachchan,
Run wild run crazy. Keep it civil even though we are all adults, but lets have some imaginative inputs…Hmmmm you are having your share of fun aren’t you at our expense this time around, why not?? I would say whether its the cuttlefish or a human, the males will do anything to mate a female.
Just go to show the male can’t do without the females.hahaha.Our movies are a good example of the male being attracted to color vibrancy and loveliness of the female and even using a “getup” done as one. The one that comes to mind which had novelty to it was of Rishi Kapoor.
I have been to Sentosa several times and yes the underwater world was amazing the one spices of Fish you are talking of which looks and has tusks like the Elephant pics I have, which if the server allows will put it up for you and for the EF.
I am sorry was away yesterday, had to show our faces to the Czech Consulate and got our visas. I will miss you when I am away end of the month but will somehow catch up your blog and read your post everyday, and that’s a promise.
A good excercise////
Couple of things after the exclamation…
1. LOVE IS BLIND>… .:)
2. When it comes to love….. its the same for all living beings.
3. Colours can be deceptive..
I shall stop here…
wait to hear from the horses mouth about the finishing touch …
loads of luv
To Renate at 329
Dear Renate, thanks for the mention, très clever,
but should I have been so berated?
To shock you was not my intention, not ever,
My pictures were only G rated!
lol, Phyllis
To SFGS..
chiraaGh-e-tuur jalaao baRaa andheraa hai
chiraaGh-e-tuur jalaao baRaa andheraa hai
zaraa naqaab uthaao baRaa andheraa hai
(chiraagh : lamp; tuur : The mountain where Moses went to meet God; naqaab : veil; andheraa : darkness)
mujhe Khud apnii nigahoN pe ait’maad nahiiN
mere kariib na aao baRaa andheraa hai
(nigaahoN : eyes; ait’maad : trust; kariib : near)
vo jin ke hote hai Khurshid aastiinoN meN
unheN kahiiN se bulaao baRaa andheraa hai
(Khurshiid : The Sun; aastiinoN : sleeves; kahiiN : somewhere)
abhii to sub’h ke maathe kaa rang kaalaa hai
abhii fareb na khaao, baRaa andheraa hai
(subh : morning; rang : color; kaalaa : black; fareb : trickery)
Firaq Gorakhpuri
Dear Sir,
I sincerely enjoyed reading today’s post.It was good and interactive at the same time.
I too had visited Sentosa and was zapped to see varied species of aquatics,it was mersmerising.Trust me!!!
All i could think of was about the creativity of the almighty and thought about what all i could do to get one such “underwater world” in our homeland.
If am not wrong i dont think we have any such thing here.
To see fierce sharks from such a close proximity was an experience of its kind.
Saw jelly fishes,sharks,crabs,snakes,horse fish and so many other with so peculiar names.
Coming back to the story you just narrated,it was amusing and i could not hold myself from getting a little naughty here.
Till now i thought that the trait you just narrated about was posessed by humans but was in splits when i learned that it existed in animals too !!!!!!!!!
It compells me to say that god has perhaps designed us in a manner in which we get attracted to female counterpart.Lets keep male chauvinism aside and accept the fact that women are so desirable.We make every attempt possible to get that attention,and we all love it.
No wonder there was one study that got published some days back about the time men spent staring women.
It came out 49 minutes.Every man young or old spends a good 49 minutes staring women.Oh my god!!! I had to believe this .I have not counted the number of minutes i stare but speaking conservatively i can reserve a good 10-15 mins of my day to this rather daring a task.
Gosh…a secret revealed but who cares am sharing it with my Ext family n ppll who dont admit are definetely lying.Trust me…
The common thread that binds nearly all animal species seems to be that males are willing to abandon all sense and decorum, even to risk their lives, in the frantic quest for sex….Ha Ha Ha Ha
Well after exclamation i would have said -”…….And Cuttle fish exclaimed Yeh Dil Mange More !!!”……………….MEN WILL ALWAYS BE MEN…..
I m very embarrased to have put what my “khurafati dimag” could think of.
Love always
Rohit
New Delhi
#534 Kashmira grewal I find u the one of the lovliest people I had the good fortune of interacting with, u seem to exude so much of warmth and affection and my prayers r always there for you, love
our kid:-)
# 573 Abhaya,
If i recall correctly, this lovely ghazal was picturised on the legendary Dilip Kumar!!
Hey buddies…. especially Abhaya and Anita who sound a little distraught! Listen guys, I was just joking (I know it flopped). If I had to compare cuttle fish to human beings and still make it relevant to all of you…. the group had to be the EF. And I just chose a hypothetical situation where we turn multi hued like fish….. Aargh! This is what I hate… imagine having to explain a joke! Sorry…. but looks like few of the EF got the joke.
Anshu
Dearest amit ji,
I would like thankfull to u that u do share ur effective views on ur blog. it’s very comfortable medium to reah ur voice among public.what ever u wrote over ur blog in terms of polotics, society,cinema what so ever. it’s so majestic and very attractive.ur thoughts seems very dazzling sight over the human’s heart and their mind. so plz keep it up like this writtings. In another words this is the strongest way to keep in touch like u celebrity and share our views to each other. my best compliments to jaya auntji.
have a great time & keep going for further like this..
Luv & regards,
vipin sharma
#581 Daksha,
Best response so far to Amitji’s poser!! Ha! Ha!
The observation about cuttlefish was imaginative and well explained and we got the same feeling as you had there.Well regarding the story after exclamation mark, I would say “hona hai jo ho jane de”.
Long live our dearest Big B.
Waah Waah Amitji. Aaj Net-surfing Karte Samay Pehli Baar Aapka Blog Open Kiya. Aap Apne Fans Se Is Tarah Jude Rehte Hain, Ye Dekhkar Bahot Khushi Hui. Isi Tarah Hindi Blogs Bhi Likhte Rahiyega.
TC. have a great time.
Abhaya,
There is a Hindi remake on this one, sung by Mohammed rafi in Film Chiraag, composed by Madan Mohan:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c58mVcxnL9c
Chiraag dil ka jalaao, bahot andhera hai
kahin se laut ke aao, bahot andhera hai
Kahaan se laa’un, woh rangat, gayi bahaaron ki
Tumhare saath gayi roshani nazaaron ki
Mujhe bhi paas bulaao, bahot andheraa hai…
Sitaaron tumse andhere, kahaan sambhalte hain
Unhi ke nakshe kadam se, chiraag jalte hain
Unhi ko dhundake laao, bahot andheraa hai
Kahin se laut ke aao, bahot andhera hai
Chiraag dil ka jalaao, bahot andhera hai… bahot andhera hai
Regards,
Sudhir
he is not our :-)ovisee:-)stupid:-)
This page smells so fishy now! You can’t move to the next post without holding your nose and going sniff sniff!!!
BTW I loved Aishwarya’s original comment that cuttle means bed in Tamil and Malayalam…. imaginative!
And of course those bollywood ishtyle courting scenes between cuttle fish from all ye hard core Hindi film buffs was classic! Loved all of them! Hindi film music is oozing from our pores!
Anshu
Dear mr BIG B,
it was gr8 reading your blog and the pics r too nice but one thing i want to say you
sir pls stop the commercials of big boss 3 as after every break in the middle of the program it starts showing your commercial, but everyone knows that big b is hosting the show and its enough to make a show hit b coz it has the big b fame
so it is no need of over commercials that is been showed in between all the program after every break , so i request you to make it less b coz before starting the big boss the show is already hit as it has your name and fame with it
i hope you will take care of this
bye
one of your fans
sachit sadh
Dear Amitabhji,
Thank you very much for sending us all the lovely pictures and information on all the fish and what an intersting tale on the cuttlefish changing its colours like a chameleon and also the most intering story that the cuttlefish in order to mate outwits its opposition.
Amitabhji, we cannot write any more better than you - so I cannot think of what to write after your exclamation mark !
Please do take care.
Lots of love,
SG
moulana is okay:-)
Dear sir,
Duet song of FISH–
Bheenge tere hoth - (cuttle- hamesha hamara hoth bhinga hi rahta hai ..bewkoof)
rang barse bhinge chunar…( cuttle -phir bhinga..? )
bhingi bhingi raaton mein ,aisee barasaton mein aisa lagata hai ki ..( cuttle -lagta hai tera sar phod doon..phir bhingg..)_
chalo jao ghar ,cuutle - pardesion se naa ankhia ladanaa ..
regards he he s_ he s_he Hi
dinesh
raghavulu…will be okay,we have permitted him:-)he confessing:-)
DEAR EF ARCHANA, VIJAYA, AISH, MANOJ , SUDHIR, ABHAYJI, SUDHIRJI,SHARMILAJI , SHANKARJI,MOUSUMI,DR. ANSHU AND ALL EF KRISHNA JAYANTHI KI DHER SAARI BADHAI.
HELO VIJAYA, I THINK IT IS PUJA TIME NOW IN THE EVENING. OPEN THE DOOR I AM HERE, OUTSIDE UR HOME TO CELEBRATE KRISHNA JAYANTHI WITH U AND TO TASTE THE DISHES U HAVE MADE. MAY KANHA JI BLESS U WITH HAPPINESS ALWAYS. WHAT DISHES U HAVE MADE ? TELL ME PLS.
support moulana..he is good:-)
Dear Amitji,
i am very happy prod feeling that your in contact of your fans in such good way.please give me reply.
i am also your very big fan.
pcc chair is okay
hi Amitji,
the story of Cuttlefish described by you in my opinion can be put under darwin’s law
of the survival of the fittest the primitive law of nature in which in order to keep alive and to mate they develop various technique and then pass these traits to next generation by that species keeps on evolving and do not extinct.
love
Pankaj
he use to steal from my brain bank…:-)stupid feeloow
Amitabh Uncle!! Love the photos!! I’m learning to scuba dive now
My birthday is 12 Sept…hope to get wishes and blessings from you! My biggest dream has always been to meet you…I pray it will happen soon. Are you coming to the States soon? How’s your health?
Love you!!
Chand
Dear Amitji,
“….. mates with their ladies!!!” While they were enjoying the game to its climax, the curious Lady Cuttlefish asked Mr. Intruder, “How clever of you to disguise like a female. Where did the idea come from?”
“You know I’m a Bollywood buff. I have seen so many of my favorite actors disguising as female in films. On top of the list, of course, our very own super star Amitabh Bachchan in Lawaris. Remember the super hit song ‘Mere anganein mein tumhara kya kaam’. Next the great Khan, Amir Khan in the Coca-Cola commercial; how cute he looks dressed as a woman. In between the list is so large that if we go on and on, it would take several sessions to complete it. Still, as we keep going, let me name some more of my favorite actors playing female parts: Biswajeet in Kismat when singing ‘Kajra mohabbatwala’, Rishi Kapoor and Paital in Rafoo Chakkar, Kamal Hassan in Chachi 420, Govinda in Aunty No. 1 and the entire lead team, Ajay Devgan, Arshad Warsi, Tusshar Kapoor and Shreyas Talpade in Golmaal Returns. But the best of them was Ritesh Deshmukh playing a glamorous woman in ….I forget the name of the film, was it Money Money?
“No, I don’t know much about movies. But now I know what you learnt from them – interesting and very enjoyable.” The lady replied, reaching the climax of her all time enjoyment.
Some time later, Mr. Intruder was pleasantly surprised by Lady Cuttlefish, who entered his domain disguised as Mr. Cuttlefish. She was too overjoyed to wait for another session with Mr. Intruder, and tried the same trick to enter his territory.
“Wow! Where did you get the idea to disguise as a male?” Asked Mr. Intruder, extremely happy to have the unexpected company.
“I followed your example. I saw Rani Mukherjee playing male cricketer in a promo of Dil Bole Hadippa. I thought if she can do it, so can I.”
“That’s great. And you know, now producers are offering Rani only male roles in their pictures !” Exclaims our Mr. Bollywood Buff.
With regards
Tilak Rishi (USA)
Dear Amitji,
i am very happy proud feeling that your in contact of your fans in such good way.please give me reply.
i am also your very big fan.
Dear Sir,
I’ve just come back to ensure my comment has appeared, it has, but I’ve made a stupid mistake…I have not quite place the words correctly in my comment…I meant the brown thing in the photo right at the bottom….now this sounds much better (ignore the first one..if you can that is…). It is indeed one of those days when I need to do a runner!
Daksha
Sir,
Thanks for expressing the thoughts in hindi. Read you and felt what is the depth of a person… infinite… only one has to explore himself.
Remembring you
Diljit
Jyoti Chander & Abhaya,
Thank you Jyoti. Aapko bhi badhaai!
Abhaya, Firaq is one of my personal favs with Faiz & Sahir. Also visit http://www.sahirludhianvi.com
Sudhir
Oh! By the way … Are those your teeth biting into me?
Respected Sir,
How are you? I am well here.Just read your Post.
Please take care.
Regards
Rupam from Assam
My dearest Amitji.. It is fine that your blog will be in other languages also… But I always will understand you in any language..) Love, mutual understanding and affection.. Here that the main thing.. It is unique language!) Bless you God, my precious angel.. With sincere love.. Yours Lyudmila..)
PLEASE THE TRANSLATOR, DONT TRANSLATE A FRENCH COMMENT INTO A DELIRE; just believe I BECOME CRAZY, AT LEAST K LAUGHT SO MUCH; MYSELF I COULN T UNDERSTOOD ALL THE THING I RED COLPLETLY NORMALLY, EVEN IF I WRITE LIKE I SPEAK…..
oh even fishes r like dat… huh ?….
do they have dna tests?
For Dr. Anshu and folks,
What do peace loving pigeons do when a cat gets in their midst? Fly overhead and stay there. Cats can’t fly. They wait and wait and then go away to find rats.
This doesn’t apply to scorpions and snakes. Pigeons don’t eat scropions and snakes. But they have the claws to wring them to death.
So the message is that the natural world is driven by natural instincts… lets not mutate…
Regards,
Sudhir
helloooo sir jiiii ….
#489 Mousumi
Do you really want me to answer that question? I think if it was Shankar you will probably swim towards him? Me, probably away from me? And the Lion King…you would probably cuddle him up!!!! And Manoj, thats a long swim to Algeria!!
Dr. Anshu - Point Noted, Sorry joke ya kahiye saara mazaa hi kirkiraa kar diya.. sometimes one becomes too obsessed about oneself.. it is one of those things you see.. when you fail to see the light and question.. yet you don’y have to explain.. it was not a complain.. I jus thought how do I find which question Mr. Bachchan answered.. it was too much.. if he had.. and i had missed.. I miss his yellow lines for sure.. only Reeham reminded me..
It was nice piece that you wrote and I made a bad note on it.. besuraa kar diya haan.. nahi.. chalo aaj bahut logon ko geet ghazal sunaye hain.. ek tum bhi sun lo..
raat ne kya kya khwaab dikhaye
rang bhare sau jaal bichhaye
ankhen khuli to sapane toote
rah gaye gham ke kaale saaye ..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjDtYhNeMBE
I don’t know whether you like old songs still I have thrusted one upon you.. tumne ek khwaab hi to dikhaa diyaa thhaa by saying what you had written.. tumhe kya maloom thha ki mai itnaa buddhu hoon..
but I think the song fits the situation well.. itna bhi buddhu nahi hoon..
enjoy absolutely no hard feelings..
Abhaya
Love and regards
Abhaya
…..!!!
My comment would be : “Har gadhey ko dusre khet ki ghans hari dikhti hai”
HAHAHA.
Devendra Sharma
Thank you Manoj, Sharmila, Aishwarya, Sudhir and Phyllis for appreciating my silliness. In everyone’s interest I shall go back to prose now.
lol, Renate
TO ALL DEAR EF
IT IS QUITE EASY TO GO ON BLOG NO, 483
WHEN U R ON BIGADDA.COM JUST TYPE BIGB BLOG OF DAY 483
AND HERE U ARE…………………BLOG 483
MAY BE U GOT IT. REGARDS TO ALL
sir jiii iss lolzz kA ID DE SAKTE HEY KYA ????
MISS SG KAAAA …. misss J :\
/
issne mera pic msg del kar diya thaa …. isski too …. miss J
ye bhi bhoopali ki sagi maa hey ! x\
or ye madam acchampeta…. OHHOOOOO ooofoooooooooo kitna bolti hooo ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!
Anything is fair in love and war and fish is doing exactly that. Man is very cunning when it comes to pleasing woman and woman are gullible not knowing man’s intentions. By nature, man always wants to be more woman than what he got. This is what fish is doing it . its behavioral which been around millions of years if not billions. One classic example is Krishna, who had done his share of love with 12,000 (?) I believe. Krishna is the best example of the way man should behave, in love and in war. Even though we mortals know that what he had done its not possible not due to social structure but sheer charisma of this man. Woman do not mind sharing his man but man do. Man looks at the woman as a property (?) .. remember pandava put his wife draupadi when they were loosing game against shakuni …
never marry a girl who does not love you (that marriage will be disastrous) if man does not love a woman its ok but other way around never works ..
i know i am going all over the map however back to fish. its normal its natural and thats what happens in every day life .. we just humans hide it that’s it .. we man are becoming good actors
ENDING NO 1:DEAR CUTTLEFISH MALES
TAKE CARE
IF U DISCOVER ONE TOO MANY FEMALES
BEWARE!
ENDING NO 2: THE WATER IS ALWAYS BLUER ON THE OTHER SIDE!!!
# 609 jyoti chander
Aapko bhi badhaai..
Dear Amitji,
I am very happy to know that you are doing a reality show. During the KBK days we could watch you and your stylish performance. Once again I request you to please do something for the farmers of our country. Due to the low rainfall, they are facing a big problem, thus countinuing the suicides the various parts of the country. Do such shows & programmes so that their morale is increased.
Thank you sir,
Umakant Dhande,
Chandrapur - Maharashtra
9890091462
Dear Amitji,
I am very happy to know that you are doing a reality show. During the KBK days we could watch you and your stylish performance. Once again I request you to please do something for the farmers of our country. Due to the low rainfall, they are facing a big problem, thus countinuing the suicides in the various parts of the country. Do such shows & programmes so that their morale is increased.
Thank you sir,
Umakant Dhande,
Chandrapur - Maharashtra
9890091462
namste dadduu
me first time yaha kuch likh raha hu agar galti ho jaye to bachha samjke maf kar dena…
me mere father k bare me kuch kahena chahta hu woh aapke bahot badde fan he woh aapko bahot love karte he…..woh aapko milna chahte he lekin kuch paresani he y father has losted his both leg in accident and he loves you alote
can u call me on this number one time please
9662627607 i m from gujara
i love you………………..
mere papa aapse at karna chahte he…………………we loves you
Dear Amitji,
Beautiful pictures of fish, serene and calming! Enjoyed reading about Pharaoh Cuttlefish, hilarious the way you have written it. Must say they are awfully devious suitors when trying to catch a lady friend! Bit like the human species, wicked!
You’ve made everyone’s day by writing in both Hindi and English – truly wonderful. Thanks.
Lunch time over, have to go. How is your back, still hurting?
Love & Regards,
Brenda
आदरणीय अमितजी सादर प्रणाम,
आज आपने हिंदी भाषा में आपका ब्लॉग लिखा धन्यवाद.आप जल्द ही अपने घर आजाए.आज मैनेभी हिंदी भाषा में लिखा हें कहीं गलती हो गयी तो मांफी चाहता हूँ.आप सदा खुश रहे ए प्रार्थना करता हूँ.आप की सेहेंत का ख्याल रखना.धन्यवाद्.
राम भोले.
After exclamation mark :-
back ground music and song ::::: battiyan bujha do mujhe lagta hai dar…….
AND (light off) (camer move toward other direction) & Shot OK
Good Night
nice one Amitji,
ur thought as well as words..
Fish is Fishy..
Namaskar Amitabhji,
Sentosa is always fun to go to. I would like to tell you ki “Janamdin ta saadda si teh sentosa tusi ghoom aaye !!!”
Best Regards
Eenoo
Hong Kong
Dear Lion King,
After beating around the bush about evolution , ecological imbalance , hindi , I should have addressed this first. What follows the exclamation marks.!!
This is the climax scene of the movie. No pun intended please.
Kuttle Fish - A ‘K’ production
PG Rating - “A”
Viewers discretion advised. Suitable only for mature audience.
There was a clever Kuttlefish who did not scuttle
By hook by crook he played with mettle
He rode on a high and made some puddles
crazily gasping in his lady love’s cuddles
Every night he spun on a new nigh
He made many a Kuttlefishy cry
Some waited for him with baited breath
Painfully longing with no fear of death
Under the guise of a woman he rode
With no fear of his risky mode
The Kuttlefishy were ecstatic
For here was a fish that was not plastic
Until a wet night he was caught
screaming with despair and distraught
His color had worn off whilst in the act
His twin tentacles could no longer retract
The Ku Klux Kuttle Klan said on this sinful night
we banish this fellow outright
They cussed he be devoured by the Japs
and fall mercilessly in their traps
This clever Kuttlefish phoned his niece
her name was Greenpeace
She picked him up in a big ship
A narrow slip between the cup and the lip.
The Kuttlefish lived in Kuttlewood
As a Producer in a tepid mood
His heroines were cast on his couch
and money continued to fill his pouch
When he died, on his grave they wrote
He arrived grandly on a boat
He was not a fish and he was not clean
For he was a love machine.
THE END
Sir
With due respect i cant doubt your knowledge of Hindi, but after reading ur blog i fell ashamed for Hindi.Plz plz plz plz dont write in hindi for the sake of hindi.
HELLO SIR
HOW ARE YOU?
I AM YOUR BIG FAN
koi heyyyyyyyy?
Devendra Sharma ji sahi javab lock kiya jaaye …..
hi hi hi
Speaking of cuttlefish…
I think most species (including humans) display most creativity and ingenuity (although sometimes mixed with ridiculous foolhardiness) when it comes to inventing ways in which to mate with attractive members of the opposite sex.
Love your blogs, Amitji. Keep them coming.
-anand naik
something new ?
koi mere sir ji ko kahooo ham sab intejaar mey hey darshan dijiye prabhoo ji
_()_
# Kashmiraji : “Why do you do this to us time and again….???? Sudhar jayeeye Mr. B, bachche bade ho gaye hai!!”
I like the way and authenticity you have addressed above line to Big B…:)
# 628 : Sanjith : Read my answer at my comment # 493
#647 Sharmilaji : This cuttle fish has transformed you into a wonderful poet…great going…:)
Dean Abhayaji/Prof Dr Anshu : Sudhir bhai just check why today theses 2 has not conducted any class….saare moh maaya bhang????
“There are moments in life, when the heart is so full of emotion That if by chance it be shaken, or into its depths like a pebble Drops some careless word, it overflows, and its secret, Spilt on the ground like water, can never be gathered together”.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow quotes
With love and warm regards,
MANOJ KUMAR OJHA
Dear Amit Uncle,
Well u r so naughty no wonder u r still young at heart and just great as u are.
Ok lemme try and put my mind to take it forward…………….Here i go…
On his way back after mating,,the intruder/the female impersonators get unwanted attention from fooled males who try to mate with them.The huge male cutlefish’s try to win the female impersonators.The disguished fish tries to run away but the male cathces hold and attempts to mate…………..And then ………..BOOM BOOM DHISHOOM DHISHOOM………..Aila ye to ladka nikal!…………
I guess it was worth a read…………cud have done better i guess……..
Though i am like in the 600’s but i hope u read it……………the yellow line, well i never get it……..not even on my birthday so now i stop asking for it.
Its been really long wince i replied here…………the few moments i got was to just read it.Have been kepping really busy of late.
My sis had a sweet li’l baby girl and now things are fine and they are back home.
Interesting post today about the Cuttlefish.I never knew about it bfore and read more about it on Wikipedia after reading ur blog…..
All the best for Big Boss……….the promo is really good….Big boss mecomes more intersting to watch ……..eagerly awaiting it now………….
I know you care and love………….Our love with you always.Love for Amar Singhji 2 for his speedy recovery
Take care….
Swati , Germany
I remember my visit to Sentosa island, though sometime back, but it was a wonderful experience.
Hmmm….the cuttlefish episode is amazing!!
I would think…”What balls !!”
And do I hear some saying…. “Oh..the lucky cuttle fish !! If only I was one of them!!” he he he
Enjoy your stay and bhaalo thaakben.
Sujata
Montreal
Hi Mr. Bachchan
Nice surprise, as you addressed in hindi after a long long time. The description of the pharoah cuttlefish was excitng. It was interesting to know about their behaviour pattern, not far from humans except they we cannot change our colours!
Take care
Love & regards
Anu Verma
hi every 1
here is a video of amazing imitating bird… liked to share wit al of u…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjE0Kdfos4Y
regards
uma
Hi Amitji,
How are you?
Hope to catch your attention on oct 19th my bday.
Today, nothing much to write.
You take care,
Nalini/Jhanvi
# 648 Anish Ranjan
Sorry but for what you are ashamed of Hindi?
Could you please explain if you like.
# Jyoti Chander : Wishing you too a very happy Srikrishna Jayanti
Manoj Kumarji (655) - Ha, Ha. Thank you.
647 Sharmila
Haha hee hee……. LOL!!!
Amazing!!!!!! Send it to KJo to produce his next K film!
Anshu
big friend aap kaha hoo ….
jaldi se aaiye plz
kuch to bataiye ……aap ho kya vaha per big friend jiii …
sexy sam jii
MY “Bharath Rathna”
So nice to see you writing every day.But please write in English not that we don’t know hindi but it would be very difficult for us to read it in Hindi.
I think you will take care of our request
wishing a very fast recovery to Amar Singh ji
with never ending love to Padma bhushan,Padma Shri,Megastar,Star of the millennium.
Kitty
pir se naraj hey kya ?
OHhooo aab kya karoo ?
aap kese maante ho ..koi tarika hey kya ?
hummmmmmmm
jayoo maaaaaa AB sir ko kese manate hey ????
please bataiye _()_
664 Dr Anshu - If I do, K Jo will K…k.k.k.k.k.kkill me…:)
*,
( ‘.’)
I Mis U
“!!
hiii ashu
if u could read the sentences then let me what is the very first word.
Hi.
Great and thrilled to learn that you are going to host BIG BOSS on colors channel.we are all looking forward to see you on the small screen again after KBC2.
Thanks and regards Sir.
Sharmila, That was superb! Loved the casting couch and love machine bit…hilarious!
Manoj, Do come over for the prasad. Sharmila used to write beautiful poems. I always wondered why she stopped…
Jyoti, Happy Krishna Jayanti to u too. Belated b’day wishes to ur bro.
Sudhir, Absent-minded prof? To a T! Those ghazals were beautiful, do them more often. Keep away from the ‘fishy’ ones, u just proved u are a pure veggie!
Dr. Anshu, I loved ur comment too. The truth is sometimes frightfully funny!
Love,
Aish.
“After mating, the cuttlefish is soooo tired that he has no energy to put on his disguise….and when he tried swimming his way past the now-suspecting males…the leader of the trespassed cuttlefish tribe in a rage of anger, similar to the Hindi film actor Amitabh Bachchan, runs towards the trespasser and pierces his stomach with his razor sharp teeth….the intruder floats in a pool of blood. The intruder’s ‘lady’ faints and passes away.
Very sad.
Ibby
hello amitji, Glad you had fun at sentosa..i will be going there soon too !!
love ya
Buddy doing anything surruptiously….?not accepted, even by a cuttlefish!
Wht say u ?
Our sincere prayers for LISA RAY.Salutation to this brave young lady.This is living life KING size!
hello sir i m a house wife.i like ur movies very much.aaj pehli baar mai aapko kuch likh rahi hu.mari good wishes hamesha aapke or aapke parivaar kai liye hai.meri beti jo ki 5 sall ki hai aapko cheni kum ke naam se pehchanti hai.
Hi Sir,
If you have come all the way down here and are still reading my comment then I would rather say
-’chabe gori ka yaar, balaam tarase..
really main rang barase..’
Damn it..
Regards,
Abhishek. USA
jab apne amit bhaiyya 11 baje blog liikhe to madar india shankar from abu dhabi 9.30 me comment kaise likh diya?
@shraddha purohit –tum ka kate winslet ho aur amit ji ka leonardo di caprio hai jo tumhara photo banayenge?? (Nude banwana hai kya?)
amit ji big boss me akar apna naam mat kharab karo
More than 680 responses !cuttlefish has attracted everyone here.
Those who were “half-sleep” like JASMINE OF LONDON opened their eyes wide open and started blogging over cuttlefish non-stop.
Some more juicy posts and the figure will cross 1000 !
Keep it up Amitabhji.
WITH BEST WISHES,
DEVKISHIN VYAS,MUMBAI
rajiv kumar choudhary @680
11PM was Singapore time which is two and half hours ahead of Indian time.
Dearest Mr. Bachchan - Please allow me…
***RENATE AND SHARMILA*** Great poems today! Loved them!!!!!
***JIA, SUDHIR AND ABHAYA*** I couldn’t read your poems, wish I could have…
I am sure they, too, were wonderful!
***Our love for Mr. Bachchan DOES inspire that sort of emotional outpouring - isn’t it GREAT???
I LOVE IT! XXXXX (whispering now: See how you are loved, Big Guy?)
we love u and your family.
thankxxxxxxxxxxxx
Namaste amitji
Its all about fishes and nothing fishy except for the cuttle fish.
Good photos…
Regards
Mukul
Gud Noon Amitabhji, Apni Zindagi Mein Pehli Baar Kisi Celebrity Ko Kuchh Likh Rahi Hu. Bahot Excited Feel Kar Rahi Hu. Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Aapse Rubroo Baatcheet Ho Rahi Hai. Main Ye To Nahi Janti Ki Aap Itne Saare Fans Ke Comments Padh Paate Honge Ya Nahi, Lekin Phir Bhi Ek Umeed Hai, Ki Aap Mera Comment To Zarur Hi Padh Payenge. Umeed To Iss Baat Ki Bhi Hai Ki Ek Din Main Aapki Dost Ban Jaungi. Aur Phir Hum Phone Pe Direct Baat Karne Lage. Dekhiye Dost, Jee Haan, Main Aapko DOST Hi Bulaungi. Main 38 Yrs Ki Ek Housewife Hu, Kerala-cochin Mein Rehti Hu. Agarwal-Marwadi Hu, Lekin Dil Ki Bahut Badi Hu. he he he. Anyway, Dost, Mera To Apna Koi Frnd, Saathi, Saheli Hai Nahi, Isliye Main Aapko Hi Apna Dost Maanti Hu. Aaj Ke Baad Aap Mujhe Reply De Sake Ya Na De, Lekin Main Apne Mann Ki Har Baat Aapse Share Karna Chahungi.
Bahot Akeli Hu, Main Apni Duniya Mein. Kaash, Aisa Ho Paata Ki Aap Sachmuch Mere Chat-Frnd ya Phone-frnd Hote.
Anyway, TV Ke Reality Show BIG BOSS ko To Aapko Hi Host Karna Chahiye. Aap Bhi To BIG BOSS yani Ki BIG B Hain. Bas, Main Itna Jaanti Hu Ki, Aapki Hosting Se Is Show Mein Chaar Chaand Lag Jayenge. Waise Chikni-chupdi Baatein Karna To Mujhe Aata Nahi Hai, Lekin Jo Feel Kiya, Jo Sach Laga, Wahi Keh Rahi Hu.
Thnks Dost.
TC .
Sunidhi Aggarwal-cochin-kerala.
Respected Amit ji !
sir mai aap ka bahut bada fan hun ye likhne ka koi matlab nahi hai, par sir mai aapko ye jarur batana chahunga ki mai apko utna hi pyar karta hun jitna ki apne Papa ko. Sir maine aapse bahut kuch seekha hai visheshkar apne maa-pitaji ke prati apni jimmedariyan.Sir mai apne jeevan me aap jaisa beta banna chahta hun, I hope You will wish me for this. waise I am Assistant Professor in Mathematics in an Engineering college in Varanasi. Sir wish You all the best.
With Love & Care
Pankaj
I am looking forward to seeing you be back in the old time and doing your best again, it’s impossible, isn’t it? All the best for you and family. BTW, sir, I invite you to have yourself tickled here at http://man2tickle.blogspot.com
you are great!!
you are great!!!
DEAR SIR ,
AS MANY PEOPLES IAM YOUR BIG FAN AND WANT TO KNOW THAT WHO IS THE PERSON WHO GIVE U CLOSE COMPITITION IN YOUR ENTIRE CARRER .
Dear Sir,
You are such an inspiration, there is so much one can pick from your daily writings.
I really liked the promo Alladin.
Warm Regards
Deepak
Very Dali-esq photos. Sundar hain.
Haan vaisey kai logon ko paani ki ghaat hoti hai- jaisey ki mujhey hai. In baaton mein andh shraddha nahin, vishwas sa hai.
Kal ek asadharan anubhav hua. jisey angrezi mein mob fury kehte hain, acchey bhaley madhyavargiya log, apni maryada bhool kar itna gira hua vyahvar kyon kartey honge? bahut sochney par ye laga ki ek assurance sa hai ki unhey koi kuch nahi kahega is liye wo nirbhay hain. shocking. but it was learning for me.
Also, since I was travelling, saw some very nice train compartments.yahan local train mein naye dibbey jod diye gayen hain jo na keval bahut akarshak dikhtey
hain, unmein kai zyada suvidha bhi uplabdh hai.
that’s the end of my gujju hindi. try key number milengey?
Dear Sir, I realy can’t guess what would you write as a continuation of the fish story!! But I would continue with something like this…. This mating with the ladies would result in the progeny which will be of the clan which will be different that either of the parental group and that is how so many diffent groups emerge with the capacity to change their colors and be as genetically diverse as possible.
If seen in bollywood context, after mating with the opponant ladies, the male fish would sing a song: le jayenge, le jayenge… dil waale dulhaniya le jayenge!!
I wish you had taken the picture of the cuttle fish we are talking so much about, may be in different colors.
Best wishes for Aladin
Umesh yadav
Respected Amitji,
It is really exciting that u r back with Big boss . i m a big fan of ur’s . i would like to see Ashwarya in Big boss.
warm regards
RIPPLE BHANDARI
Howdy Sir!!
A lot of people who’re talking to you seem to be at their expressive best!!:) In response to your question as to what I’d write after the exclamatory mark..:D
—-and once in, mates with their ladies !!!—The Intruder now smirks to the entire lot.”Who’s the real Pharoah now?”;)
Would have come out wit somethin more creative but my exam stress gets in the way..I love the fact that you live your life soo fully!Cheers to that!:)
dear, amitjiiiiiiii
hiiiiiiii ,
how r u?
sir, mujhe jada acchi english nahi aati hai….to main aapko roman english main msg likha raha hun…….sir aap ki tabiyat kaisi hai……………sir plzzz pray for my frnd ………wo shayad iss duniya main abb hai bhi ,ki nahi hai ye mujhe nahi maloom bt ager hai to aap pray kariye ki wo sahi ho jaye kyunki uss k heart main surakh hai aur wo kuch hi din ki mahemaan hai……aisa doctor ka kahena hai ……….plz pray ……..and jaya aunti ji se aap kahena ki unhone k3g main bahut jada accha kaam kiya hai………..nd aapka end wala scean bahut accha laga tha mujhe…………..nd aap ne iss blog ko purely use kiya hai………….and sir aap kya sochte hai salman khan ji k bare main…….kya wo galat the ………………..in salman and vivek ’s matter……….
hiiiiiiiii,
sir, kya aap bigg boss k contestant nahi ho sakte hain kya? ………..and u looking great in bigg boss add
sir, mujhe nahi maloom ki …….aap comment rply kahan dete ho…………ager mujhe aap ne ye baat batayi to mujhe bahut khushi hogi………..and aapko ek baat aur batani hai ki mere papa bhi aap k bahut bade fan hain nad mom also and mujhe n meri family ko baghban bahut aachi lagi…………hum log aapki ye film dekhte hain and evry film in sat max pe hamesha dekhte hain……………..like deewar,mukadder ka shikandar,lawarish,murd,amer -akbar and anthony,,,,,,,,and bahut film hain aapki jo hum log miss nahi karte hain
It is amazing that you went to see some fishes. On one of our excursions, we stopped at a port called Brest, in France and visited a place called Oceanopolis. an exciting place full of sea life. We saw some beautiful colorful fishes and some different and interesting sea life.
Just sending you a clip of Anupji singing a Ghazal written by my Pujya Gurudev on the Laxmi Narayan Yagna performed on a ship. The Ghazal was written in the morning and was composed By Anupji that evening. We had a wonderful time. Hope you enjoy this beautiful piece. Enjoy and Pranams to you and all the FmExt. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kb9tAOh9YBg
Hi Sir….
THNX FOR THE FISHY UPDATES..
but i dont like fish
just the smell of fish makes me feel like vomiting
Amit pandey
Hyd India
Hey there i love your thoughts,,
Sir,
There are so many spelling mistakes in Hindi. Can they rectify that too!
Love,
Rachna
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